whatever i literally dont care 😎 <- cares so much that it feels like my organs are tearing themselves apart in my chest

i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

@aloeverabagel I've said it before and I'll say it again : I'll always listen to any infodumping because I love learning random stuff and telling it at the dinner table (someone asks me where I've heard this) (I can't remember) (they don't believe my fun fact, but I know it is true)

I wonder why

You should be able to redo your vote on a tumblr poll. I'm haunted by my misclicks

Alright, to ao3's soon to be arriving Wattpad Refugees, a basic guide to general user culture:

1.) Unlike Wattpads vote system that let's you like each chapter, the ao3 equivalent kudos only allows one per work. Everyone is generally quietly annoyed about this. To engage with each chapter, you're heavily encouraged to comment. Trust me, it makes people's day.

2.) Ao3 has no algorithm. By default it's latest updated work first. You can find things to your taste through searches, filters and tags.

3.) 'No archive warnings apply' and 'user has chosen not to use archive warnings' mean two very different things. No archives warnings means the work is free from any content that could require a warning tag (character death, graphic depictions of violence, non-con, etc). User has chosen not to use archive warnings means it could contain any of the warning content, be it hasn't been explicitly tagged. Treat it like an allergen. No archive warnings apply is allergen free. User has chosen not to use archive warnings, may contain traces or whole chunks of the allergen. If you're likely to have a bad reaction, maybe don't take the risk.

4.) Speaking of warnings, ao3 has very few restrictions on the type of work that's allowed. Whatever your personal thoughts or feelings on that are, thats how the site is. You're likely to run across some dark subject matters and a lot of people are uncomfortable with reading that. You're well within your rights not like these works and have your opinion on whether they should be allowed, but harassing the authors of such works (or any works) is more likely to come back on you than them. Ao3 operates on a strong policy of 'don't like, don't read'. Use the tagging system to your full advantage to only engage with the kind of works you want to see.

We look forward to welcoming you all and seeing the fantastic works you create. Happy writing!

reminder that coming up with some fake little dudes and creating intricate storylines in your head is a completely free and fun way to pass the time and the government can't stop you

I stress so much about work, I constantly have to remind myself that I'm ok. I work hard, I work a lot, I work well. I do my best to keep everyone satisfied. I'm never falling behind for long. I've been keeping up to date on every client files for half a year+ and I was absent the last five weeks.

Sometimes I'm a little lazy, but I follow all the million always-changing rules. I ask too many questions but I also spend a lot of time looking for answers on my own. No one has ever told my manager they were dissatisfied with me. I was told directly that some people like working with me because they know I do my job well.

I work well, and I work hard, and I do my best like have always done in every job and it pays off. It's okay. I'm okay. I don't like the job, and it's draining and tiring, and all the collegues I like keep leaving and I want (need) to leave to, but for now I am okay. It pays shit but it pays the bills. I should be proud of myself because I keep going even when it's sucking my soul dry.

Ça va aller. Je ne finirais pas ma vie ici.

goodnight :)

goodnight :)

WIPs from a silly little animation I’m working onnn mainly sharing these so I can have some actual incentive to finish it <333

saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”

me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶

he fucking killed the other guy

clarification

just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

goddamnb!!

chill out man!!!