okayyyyyy. Wet Snorting creature.
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When you drink a hot beverage and you feel the heat spilling and blooming in your chest… There is nothing like it!
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While U was voting for president I was at home jerking off face down on my bed
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just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO
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whys his whole shit out for everybody to see😕
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accidentally squirts ketchup water onto my freshly made hotdog and immediately runs to my basement where I blow dust and cobwebs off an old telegraph machine and start sending a morse code SOS signal to whoever can hear me
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im hunting americans
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Garlic
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the best britticism is "taking the piss" 100%. no word for this in the president's english
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this grave keeper edible aint shit
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