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Yautja Lover Paradise
28. Bisexual. Goth. Writer. Food lover. Yautja Lover.
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How would a Yautja react to there S/O yelling at a different Yautja in there s/os native language?
Okay so I think (based on what little I know of the Predator universe), Yautja only really pick up on whichever human languages they're exposed to.
That being said, a random Yautja on their home planet probably doesn't understand any human dialect, let alone multiple, unless they've been to Earth and hunted in multiple locales.
So when you go off and start berating said giant alien in your native tongue, your mate just has a private chuckle to themselves.
The poor subject of your anger is... confused.
Like, imagine someone coming up to you and starting to angrily yell at you in a language you don't understand.
"I do not understand what you're saying but I DEFINITELY understand that you're mad."
It's like that.
They'd probably consider you a threat and get defensive if they weren't seven feet tall and a few hundred pounds heavier than you.
Nevertheless, they just sort of... sit there and wait for you to be done with... whatever this is.
Your mate makes no effort to intervene, clearly enjoying the show.
Once you've said your piece and stalk away, your mate goes up to the confused yautja and translates for them.
They go to you once all that's done and help you calm down, letting you rant and rave to your heart's content.
If it's something they can fix, they'll do their best to. If not, they just sort of... wait you out lol.
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Is out!!
Predator - The last hunt (Issue #3)
Extras
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The monster looking at you like they want to kill you 🤝 You looking at the monster like you want to eat them
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There’s something so romantic about an elder learning to write poetry and he writes poetry about you and how much he loves you.
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I can't decide if I want to be a yautja or to bed one
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Mmm, nothing like watching competitive Yautja absolutely tackling the shit out of each other or dogpiling to take possession of the ball. 😤
Yautja Thoughts
Imagine if they played Baseball or Football 🏈
I feel like it'd be equally awesome and hilarious
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I’ll take getting spanked by an Elder predator for 600, Alex.
Gonna return the ceremonial dagger that Elder Predator secretly gifted to me (it was his original dagger he used when he became blooded and has sentimental value to him) just to feel something (the act itself will gravely offend him and thus I will feel it permeate every fiber of my being)
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Finished. Wanted to give Kaail and Naxa some love🌸
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I headcanon Yautja in some clans may use bread to soak up the leftovers of soups and stews, or as napkins and plates similar to some human cultures - presently and in antiquity.
Also, it's cute to think about Yautja pups dipping chunks of bread into their soups/stews with their little hands. That's what little kids like to do. They like to make mealtime fun, and they don't always like using utensils (either because it's hard or they just don't want to), but they want to be able to do some things for themselves. It's also a nice way to introduce them to new foods, tastes, and textures.
Can also picture ultra-ancient Yautja doing the same thing.
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CARL WEATHERS and ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
Predator (1987)
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Writing at 3am is my passion
Another messy chapter of Lured is out. Yes, the text I used for that post about the "Dark Tanglers" is directly from here, more information will be posted on their Toyhouse wiki one day
Funny how all his romantic relationships start with denial
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Na'har: My star, please, I must feed.
Esther: I'm a whole damn buffet!
Na'har: I crave real food, Esther.
Esther: I'm carrying an entire bakery! What more do you need?
Na'har: *exasperated sigh* My star...
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Predator vs Wolverine (2023) #1 art by Greg Land
#I honestly hate the art but the comic is good#yautja#predator#predator franchise#comics#comic books#avp
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