I should've known my last relationship was going to fail when I found out she had lied when she said she watched all of Hannibal. Almost a year free and will never date someone who doesn't know what the stag man is.
Gay people can never just have sex, instead they stop mid-nut AND mid hallucination of a foursome with his therapist, ex co-worker, and his therapist's current patient to have a second, worse hallucination of an eldritch horror stag man that resembles his therapist in the corner of his room, and then bust.