no doubt about it traveller, you're looking for the clitoris. here, i'll mark it on your map

me, at 2 pm, when the stores are open: you don't have any little treats in the house. if you want a little treat later, you have to go to the store and buy one now.

me: *does not go to the store*

me, at 9 pm, when the stores are closed: tweat? 🥺 no tweats for me? 🥺🥺 cries 🥺 cries for one thousand years 🥺🥺🥺

"don't mass reblog/like :/" coward. fool. somebody just went through and liked and reblogged 64 things from my blog in the span of half an hour at most. and i've never felt more alive in my life

dm me if you want ringworm

If dracula busted inside you he'd call it a screampie or some shit

In my science era. cells and stuff

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

In Shane we trust 🙏

so....vampirism. by medical definition, an STD. we are agreed, yes?

pspspspspspsspss come here

*approaching the four horsemen of the apocalypse* are you looking for a fifth

kinda adorable how it takes the moon almost exactly a month to blink

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

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i genuinely dont care if the creation of all media comes to a screeching halt btw i will very gladly live with no new movies no new tv shows no new anything for years if that's what it takes for the people who create them to be treated like human beings. i hope every other facet of the entertainment industry goes on strike too and i hope all the ones that havent unionised yet will. i want media creation to become completely impossible and i want the people who could make it possible again to hold out until they get every single thing they want. btw

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