Silly Game Time: You may or may not remember that time Mothman and Bigfoot got into a fight (Mothman won, incidentally), but there have been some ... developments since then. Specifically, they're about to go on their third date. And you once again have $5 to bet on who kisses the other first. Place your wager!

Going strong, I see.

I'm of the opinion a kiss is mutual. Nothing is set about the initiatior, though.

Silly Game Time: WE RIDE AT DAWN INTO GLORIOUS BATTLE! But unfortunately ... the enemy's wizard turned all our horses into other animals.

Use a random *letter* generator, then look up an animal that starts with that letter to find out which animal is now your mount. Post a picture! On a scale of 1 to 10, how well is our now less-than-glorious battle going to go for you?

How much do we like capybaras?

Sharing an email address is amazing because every once in a while you check your drive and suddenly there's a doc where half the page is just Spider-man and you're left to wonder wth that is about.

Silly Game Time: I feel like stealing something. TIME FOR AN ELABORATE HEIST ... AND YOU WILL HELP ME!

First of all, what should we steal? Jewels, art, antiquities, weapons, specific objects, straight-up cash, or something else? (I'm not picky.)

Second of all, what role do you see yourself filling on the heist team? Mastermind, procurer, techie, distraction, muscle, infiltration, lifter, getaway, or something else?

...Why not.

I say we look into a McDonalds and take all the trays. And the cups. Definitely the cups.

As for what help I'd be... I make a pretty good distraction, but I think I'd do okay in case of an infiltration, too.

It has to be said that I'm loud when I want to be and silent when I feel like it. That's the only skill I have.

Silly Game Time: Who are some of your favorite mechanical characters, be they robots, androids, cyborgs, or something else? And what do like about them?

R2D2. The little guy is simple, loyal and loveable.

Also the FNAF 1 Foxy. I've always liked pirates and foxes, too, so it's a great combination for me.

So I read Yet, I can't stay by @xathira a while back, got emotionally damaged (once again) and drew a stupid meme to cope

Today a friend told me I look "like a wanderer/pilgrim" and that's the best compliment I've ever recieved

Silly Game Time: Describe the perfect noodle dish! (could be Italian, could be East Asian, could be a kind of noodle-based cuisine I don't even know about yet)

Everything! Sphagetti, pesto pasta (in case you're limited to noodles, likeme), ramen, soba, pasta with sour cream and cottage cheese, or with spinach sauce-

Noodles are a godsent and we should appreciate them more. My heart goes out to all the gluten intolerant people in the world.

Silly Game Time: What are the 3rd, 13th, and 23rd most recent photos on your device of choice? (assuming you're okay with sharing those specific photos; if not, it could be other ones)

These are the closest I could get.

Soooo yea. There ya have it. A quiz that determined I'd have the time of my life as a character on tumblr, a stork (that's... their name, right?), and a Beast who got a little out of hand.

don't you DARE leave these in the tags

The new ploy.

Bonus:

Take a wild guess who this is about.

Things the Beast should've said:

You took so long I believed I would start budding.

Your courage is comparable to my mirth. That is to say, nonexsistent.

My goodwill is a delicate rail but you are a freight train stomping down the line.

I would like to give you a token of my appreciation. No I did not steal it.

Sincerity is foolish, candour is unnecessary. Fortunately you are none of these. You are simply stupid.

You need not hurry to renew your residence permit. I assure you, you will expire before your papers do.

Silly Game Time: Pick one of your favorite media (movies, shows, books, games, or etc.) and summatize it in *one* sentence. The more absurd-sounding the sentence is, the better!

Respected gentleman is evicted from his home twice over by a stoner and a dozen strangers, and later, when he had taken part in ending an army and resolving interracial tension, by his own cousins.

Your turn(s)!

Silly Game Time: Do you have games on your phone? If so, which ones?

One, and it's Clash Royale. I like games that require both planning and quick thinking.

does the

does the Beast shed

is that a thing

Hey.

What if the Beast could change its voice.

The only times we hear it sing (and speak I guess) are times it is deliberately trying to intimidate someone. That voice is deep, and strong.

What if it could sound like a lost child. What if it could lure misguided people further by deception. What if it could imitate the sound of your grandma's voice calling you for dinner and lure you deeper in the wood.

What if what if what if

A prof of mine decided to just give a 0% on every essay she got that she could see was written by chatgpt. It is actually really obvious, and even if it doesn't backfire immediately you can't get away with this type of stuff.

Dare I say her decision motivated everyone to actually write their own texts.

it's so fucking frustrating to be in college and know everyone uses chatgpt and to be tempted by it constantly while also knowing intellectually that it doesn't work and it's a bad idea. like, i hang out in the library a lot, and i see people using chatgpt on assignments almost every day. and i know it isn't a good way to learn, because it's not really "artificial intelligence" so much as it is an auto text generator. and it gives you wrong information or badly worded sentences all the time. but every week i stare down assignments i don't want to do and i think man. if only i could type this prompt into a text generator and have it done in 10 minutes flat. and i know it wouldn't work. it wouldn't synthesize information from the text the way professors want, it wouldn't know how to answer questions, it just spits out vaguely related words for a couple paragraphs. but knowing my classmates get their work done in 10 minutes flat with it while i fight every ounce of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder in my body is infuriating.

Silly Game Time: Do I cut the green wire or the red wire? I NEED TO KNOW IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES!

Oh, wait, there's a pause button ... Okay, no pressure, we got planny a time.

GREEN