hi im triple AAA game studio. Welcome to our game gunshitters 7. this is a 70$ USD game that is not finished but you can buy the DLC at launch for 50$USD. also theres a seprate in game currency where you can spend 200$USD to get diamonds to buy cosmetics. look at our roadmap. dont you want to pay 30$ for our first season pass? you will unlock special epic gear that will never ever come back so you can get a nice healthy dose of FOMO. the next season pass is next month and is also 30$. also we are locking 40% of the entire game behind our fun new feature 'present mechanics' so you can gift the rest of the game to yourself for the low low price of 40$ and you also get an epic gun skin if you pay for the GOLD season pass for 60$. also you know how the game was unfinished at launch? oh haha were sorry about that. were releasing it now but you need to pay 20$ for it. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you.

guy in a duplex living off of nothing but bread with a computer from 2009: hi everyone im so sorry im late to announce this but my game honeydew mayhem where you can conquer the universe as a bee is gonna release a month late because i still need time to work on making sure that everything works properly and i also need to make sure that the free content updates i will release over time for the next 10 years will be on their way. i need to make sure that you can do absolutely everything you can think of in this game and i still need to polish 20 boss fights and finalize 40 more in-game areas to explore. im sorry you guys will have to wait a bit longer. also my game will be 25$ i hope that isnt too much to ask. if it is i promise it will go on sale soon for 9$. i love all of you and hope you are having a good day

been said before but for real you do have to hand it to the overwatch character designers for being like what kinda characters are we gonna put in our super epic charming witty not marvel shooter game about super cool future warfare? and then being like lets put in a monkey whose special ability is he jumps on your fucking head like super mario

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

Fearless went from 0-40 to FINALS MVP I’m going to pass the fuck out and die

I lied it has 80k notes

Browsing tumblr on my main and finding a post with 50k notes but l I recognize op's url because this person made bad takes about overwatch league in 2018 😭😭😭😭

Browsing tumblr on my main and finding a post with 50k notes but l I recognize op's url because this person made bad takes about overwatch league in 2018 😭😭😭😭

Good Morning Gamers time for Fashion

happy combination misha collins coming out as straight day/overwatch 2 eve. to celebrate they should send soldier 76 back into the closet

in these tough times I like to remember one of my favorite quotes

I have noticed that although I have 5 teammates, I am not receiving 5 endorsements. I'm not sure if this is being done internationally or of these "teammates" are forgetting to click 'shotcaller'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of dps' who h

I think as far as misogyny clichés go, boob armor and sexy action babes gets all the attention but the Horny Moan of Taking Damage is far more annoying.

HELP????

Woke up and found out I didn't just dream up diya being back in owl. I can't believe I'm going to watch owl in the year 2022

This has ruined my life in about five ways and I'm still crying-

I'm having a meltdown over on Twitter

On the one hand, Mr Diya is back. On the other, now I have to watch LAV games.

I'm having a meltdown over on Twitter

I'm having a meltdown over on Twitter