My job is just stunt.

More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

Well, it’s pathetic girl thursday

“this character is a heartless villain they’d never love you or ur oc” “this character doesn’t do romance” “this—“

LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

WRONG! you or your oc is the exception

the goodest boy in the sky 🌟 me justifying all his war crimes

15 minutes sketch I've made this morning during a little pause from work, drawing my fictional husbands is my stress relief method

(Source: @mysillycomics! I got this off Instagram so I didn’t know it cropped the artist credit out!)

i am the worst traits of my mom and my dad stitched together into some creature

Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn in Birds of Prey | 2020

12-10-2023. 4 PM

elaine burrows in snow

Šemeš, Marc Burckhardt

glad to see those spreading the truth