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xanthicantag · 2 hours
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thought this was a beautiful tank top-clad butch lounging on my screen but it’s just house migrainemaxxing
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xanthicantag · 5 hours
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anyone here ever got their tie caught in the sawmill conveyor belt & been dragged towards giant blade? need advice. time is a factor
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xanthicantag · 5 hours
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Parents really post stuff like this online and wonder why their kids don't trust them
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xanthicantag · 5 hours
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MOUSE YAOI REAL
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xanthicantag · 5 hours
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yeah
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xanthicantag · 5 hours
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oh, thats zionist propaganda in my knuckles the echidna show
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xanthicantag · 6 hours
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You want me to find a quiet place to study? The thing that put Haruhi Fujioka in debt?
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xanthicantag · 11 hours
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*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....
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xanthicantag · 11 hours
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Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa
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xanthicantag · 12 hours
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I think girls should be allowed to maul anyone they want.
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xanthicantag · 14 hours
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Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off
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xanthicantag · 17 hours
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gotta be honest the endless stream of cis men makes the pronouns on the pro tour coverage overlay feel like a bit of a bad joke
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xanthicantag · 17 hours
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If you go to the park at 3 in the morning the cops make a whole production out of it but what the fuck else am I supposed to do at 3 in the morning?
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xanthicantag · 17 hours
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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.
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