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They really share just one braincell between them don't they...

I heard a little something

Grian and Gem's friendship is the most precious thing, I absolutely love their vibes together this season

he stole his dick

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"am i too big for the hole? 💥💥 "grant me access to the hole!" 💥💥💥 "unlike ore mountain which has an iron-strong core of strength... and dominance" 💥💥💥💥 "im gonna wait for him inside his mouth" 💥💥💥💥💥 "skizz come around the back side of grian" 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 YES THANK YOU GOODTIMESWITHSUGGESTIVE GLAD TO SEE YOURE STILL GOING STRONG AS EVER--

I don't have anything socially acceptable to say about these outfits

phil’s chest hair

you agree

reblog

I'm only a couple of minutes in but I stg I heard Phil say "dick deeper" and not dig deeper. My brain lives in the gutter! 😩

"fruity, like us" *dan limp wrist*

my phannie Roman empire is that clip from the TATINOF documentary where Phil wakes up on the bus and definitely wanted a good morning smoosh and Dan softly goes "i'm filming you." I think about it at least once a week. Truly has impacted me more than twelve years of therapy

i genuinely don't understand how people just stay lurkers on any fandom tumblr bc I just like. cannot shut the fuck up about my little guys

Can you draw that snail? You know the one who got out of Grian's power and started to eat Gem's lighthouse?

little guy <3

alternatively: big guy.

AITA?? I (32M) carved out my lover (37M)‘s heart to summon satan. Hear me out-