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Kunikida : What the hell is wrong with you ? What are you doing in my house ?
Dazai : ??? Is that how you thank me for taking care of your house plants during your absence ?
Kunikida: What are you talking about ? These are plastic plants, they don't need maintenance!
Dazai : Water isn't the only need for a plant! How heartless have you to be to not understand how depressed they were before I came to help ?
Kunikida : What did you do... ?
Dazai : I taught a lesson to these arrogant towering bitches in the street.
Kunikida : ... Oh my-, is this why there are no tree left in my street ? Did you cut them down !?
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Dazai : All this mess is your fault. I hold you accountable for everything that went wrong. I hope you burn soon in hell never to walk on this earth ever again. I will personally make sure it happens, you sickening monster.
Kunikida : *enters in the bathroom* Sorry, did you call me ? I didn't hear what you were saying- wait. Were you talking to the mirror ?
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#Dazai : not your business darling#incorrect bsd quotes#incorrect quotes#a bit ooc#bsd dazai#bsd kunikida#kunikidazai#dazai x kunikida
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Ranpo : *hands sweets to a smart child who helped the ADA after a traumatic event* Here.
The boy : *takes them hesitantly*
Ranpo : Good boy.
Atsushi : Ranpo-san! That's a child! not a dog!
Ranpo : *confused* I know that. I can tell apart a human child and a dog. Dogs are more compliant and less stupid.
Atsushi : ...
Ranpo : *pensively looks at the boy* Actually... this kid might be a dog.
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#Ranpo : you're a dog (complimentary)#incorrect bsd quotes#incorrect quotes#a bit ooc#bsd ranpo#bsd atsushi
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Kunikida : What are your biggest wishes ?
Yosano : A day off.
Kenji : The ability to talk to my cows !!
Ranpo : Candies. And a mystery novel from my boyfriend.
Dazai : I want to be able to rip off my skin from my flesh to feel the warmth of the water better when I shower. I would actually pay for it and I'm broke, that's how much I want this.
Kyouka : A family.
Kunikida : ...
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#incorrect bsd quotes#incorrect quotes#a bit ooc#bsd dazai#bsd ranpo#bsd yosano#bsd kunikida#bsd kenji
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Dazai : I'll forever be grateful to the air for existing. Thanks to it I can listen to my happy suicide songs.
Kunikida: There is also oxygen in the air... Which allows you to breathe...
Dazai : Who cares about breathing.
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#incorrect quotes#incorrect bsd quotes#kunikidazai#bungou stray dogs#bsd kunikida#bsd dazai#dazai x kunikida
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Dazai : I promise you I'll be there in your darkest times.
Kunikida : please, don't stalk me while I'm sleeping.
Dazai : ... Only when you're awake then.
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#kunikida : *sights*#a bit ooc#i know#bungou stray dogs#incorrect quotes#incorrect bsd quotes#bsd kunikida#bsd dazai#dazai x kunikida#kunikidazai
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