This is the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life so now you all have to suffer with me

Wonka is so bizarre they talked about a "chocolate cartel" that has blacklisted Wonka from moving into their territory so he's an underground chocolate runner being pursued by the police (who the cartel owns) and his chocolates are literally drugs that make people dance around and shit. Before this he drugged a man with a chocolate that simulated the effects of a night of heavy drinking so these are literally just drugs. FAT SUIT JOKE

this wouldn't leave my brain

ROMANTIC MERCENARY: I'll kill anyone... for the right woman

KINDHEARTED BANDIT: cough up yer coin! if you've any to spare that is. I know times are tough. I'm here for you

GNOMISH NEW YORKER: oh my god they hit the twin mushrooms. oh my god its gnine gneleven

Good boy

Last time i was in baltimore i stepped on a pregnant rat

2009

Ann Demeulemeester in So-En magazine (2005)

NEC LaVie Hello Kitty laptop (2007)･ﾟﾟ･｡♡

silly shaped dog girl