I just got this today on remind. It’s fine, except for one thing. I’m out of school with a potential sinus infection... So, basically me being sick is a bad thing, according to my class advisor. Seems like he cares more about the standing then a student’s actual health.... Great.

Hey y’all, school starts tomorrow

That means more inconsistent stories.

So, it’s now finals season (shoot me) which means that school is almost out for me.

Ehhhh, my old school used to do something like this, except in our case it was a fog horn.... It was brutal.

At my school it used to be that every class change, the William Tell Overture would play before the bell as a warning to get to class. Five Times Every Day. 

The illegal meme ring

So, what up Tumblr, it’s Chelsea I’m back (again) for another story for you. Ok, so this story starts off in my gym class (again). In this storu, my class is walking around the perimeter of the school (because exercise and American schools). I’m just walking, minding my own business, when this small group of misfits began to walk behind me. I mean, they’re talking about the usual shit misfitted highschool kids talk about: reddit, memes, AP history memes (which they called “quality memes”). Just then, one of them, a girl (who for the sake of anonymity, we’ll just call Carla) says “You know, I was once part of an illegal meme ring not that long ago.” As those words are spoken, the group goes deadly silent. I mean like, REALLY quiet, like you would have thought someone had just admitted they killed someone. After about 10 minuets of silence, one of them, a lanky boy says “Really?” She looks at him and says, “ Yeah, me and a group of friends made memes of Dr. Frederickson (our school’s principal) and we would print them out and give them to people in our classes.” So, now I’m just chilling thinking to myself “What the literal fuck? Is this how like kids in Russia secretly get their meme induced kick?!” But, with all due respect, Carla did make it sound like some large scale drug ring worthy enough for a Narcos-esque show on Netflix or HBO or something. But, yeah, well, you all must be thinking “Chelsea, how does this end?” Well, I’ll tell you. So, one of the misfits asked “So, what happened to it?” Cala then says “Teachers were beginning to find them, so we just stopped.” Damn, that was anticlimactic. I thought, seriously, I wanted there to be some like bust in which the leader gets like detention or something. Now, that would be a much better conclusion to an interesting story.

Not they’re watching Thomas the Tank Engine. I never even knew that show was on air still. Ok, so now they’re questioning the animation style (ok, that’s mildly intelligent), coming up with their own plot lines ( something about Nazi Zombies), and calling every character a “whiny bitch”...Welcome to high school, 8th graders, believe me, this shit ain’t anything like Highschool Musical.

Welp, I’m back (if anyone cares)

Ahhhh, so it’s finally the season of shorts, crop tops and teenage dreams, obviously it’s summer (according to me, at least). So, what does this mean to my .000000000000001 followers? Nothing. So, you’re probably thinking “What does this mean?” Welp, nothing, just another story about the kids I go to school with. So, I’m in the gym’s weight room (again) working on legs, and this group of kids (yeah, same group from last story) walk in. And guess what half of them want to watch? Hold on let me give you a hint. A baby Nick show about dogs, if you guessed Paw Patrol, then congrats my friend, you get nothing. So that’s what they put on. But, there’s a problem, half of these children want to watch Sinfeld. So, one girl who I’m gonna call Beth puts it on, but then one other kid, a jock about 17-18 grabs the remote, flipping back to Paw Patrol.... Don’t ask, please, I don’t fucking know. So, they’re now watching Paw Patrol and the jock says “I’d dunk her!” Group collectively groans in annoyance... I don’t even know. I really don’t.

UPDATE

Now they’re watching Paw Patrol....

What the fuuuuuck?!

Ok, so, today I just witnessed probably the weirdest thing in school. So, I’m in my gym’s weight room with like a group of sweaty jocks wearing “Life of Pablo shirts” and Adidas tracksuit pants with like 5-6 other girls. So, one turns on the tv in the room and flips the channel to Sesame Street. Now, there’s like a group so sweaty 16-18 year olds gathered around this tv singing along to one of the songs. Someone even said “Elmo’s my shit!”

ATTENTION STUDENTS OF TUMBLR!

We all know school is a weird place with even weirder people. Whether it’s another student or a teacher, it doesn’t matter who it is, they’re there, and they will always be there. It’s just a fact of life, trust me. So, starting today, I want to hear your strangest, funniest, and cringiest tales from the fine establishment we call “school”. Do you have a teacher who wronged you and want to share it? Go for it! Do you have a that one idiotic peer in your class? Sure, who’s stopping you?! It doesn’t matter if your in middle school, high school, college, or any other establishment that can be classified as a school. I just want to hear from you!