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wooden-hitchhikers · 3 years

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Eric: Rudyard, you seem to have fallen down a thirty foot well, are you alright?

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wooden-hitchhikers · 3 years

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Rudyard: You must come now or you will be late.

Chapman: Late? What for?

Rudyard: What is your name?

Chapman: Chapman, Eric Chapman

Rudyard: Late, as in the late Chapman Eric Chapman, it's a sort of threat you see

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wooden-hitchhikers · 3 years

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Rudyard: Well I hope you all have a really miserable time!

Antigone: Don’t worry. They will.

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wooden-hitchhikers · 3 years

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Rudyard: I seem to be having this tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle

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wooden-hitchhikers · 3 years

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Antigone: Rudyard, perhaps it's the police... could they have traced us here?

Rudyard: You mean they want to arrest me over the phone? Could be, I'm a pretty dangerous dude when I'm cornered

Georgie: Yeah you go to pieces so fast that people get hit by the shrapnel

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wooden-hitchhikers · 3 years

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Rudyard: I don't want to die now I've still got a headache! I don't want to go to heaven with a headache, I'd be all cross and wouldn't enjoy it.

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wooden-hitchhikers · 3 years

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Rudyard: My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving people

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wooden-hitchhikers · 3 years

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Antigone: His brain could always be replaced with an electronic one, a simple one would suffice

Chapman: Yeah, you'd just have to programme it to say, "now look here" and "get the body in the coffin in the ground on time" and "CHAPMANN"

Rudyard: NOW LOOK HERE

Chapman: See what I mean

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wooden-hitchhikers · 3 years

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Rudyard: So we're not home and dry?

Antigone: We could not even be said to be home and vigorously towelling ourselves off

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wooden-hitchhikers · 3 years

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Rudyard: Chapman, whatever may or may not happen from hereon in, I just want you to know something. I want you to know that I respect you.

Eric: Great.

Rudyard: Just not very much... that's all.

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