i think about this youtube twilight parody from 2010 daily

I’m going through a crisis right now because the only content I want to consume is twilight, and every movie or show I watch, I just get distracted thinking of twilight, but I just watched twilight and I don’t actually really have any desire to do a rewatch right now and I’m just confused.

♡ Alice, Jasper x Reader ♡ 18+

{ Includes: dirty talk, blowjobs, petnames (only like.... two) and eating out. Will probably get more graphic if I write a part two. Lmao. } *~* Jasper has been watching Alice for some time now. Which, yeah, it was a given due to the fact they've been together for centuries. However, the typical loving and affectionate look she would always give him was no longer there. And that was not only concerning but worrisome for Jasper. Had he done something wrong? Usually, Jasper never acted like this. He was better behaved than that. He never acted as if he was an anxious, teenage girl, worrying about what was going on in the relationship. Expect, that's totally how he was behaving. And he hated every second of it too. One day, he finally gathered enough courage up and put all those concerned and anxious feelings to the side as he goes to ask Alice about it. "Darlin'?" He gives a gentle tap on the frame of the door as he waited for an answer. He hears muffled whispers, a faint giggle and then some shuffling coming from inside. Finally, the door is being pulled open and Alice is standing there, giving a sheepish yet... almost shy smile. "Hi, baby." She cooed, leaning up on the balls of her feet as she plants a gentle yet adoring kiss on Jasper's cheek. "You know, I've been expecting you." She said as her feet came back to touch the floor. Alice reaches over, taking Jasper's hand into her much smaller one as she goes over to their queen sized mattress. There, on the bed was another female, looking at Alice and Jasper both with the same expression Alice had given him not only a second ago. "Jasper, you remember (Y/N) correct?" Alice asks, dropping his hand as she makes herself comfortable on the bed besides the girl. (Y/N) (L/N) They've only met a few times. Five, if not the most. They saw each other at a party they held not too long ago, bumped into her while taking a stroll into town once and of course, they all went to high school and shared classes together. He wouldn't deny the obvious fact - (Y/N) was as beautiful as Alice. And a girl that gorgeous was hard to forget, truly. Though, he would never admit that. Even though Alice, really, wasn't the jealous type. Jasper preferred to keep that thought to himself. Jasper couldn't help but feel concerned and somewhat frustrated then. (Y/N) was a human. Why was she here? Among us, blood drinking and undeadly creatures? Jasper wondered. She, so easily, could expose our secret too! He thought. And right as that thought popped into his head, Alice gave a nervous giggle and shook her head from side to side. "I'm no mind reader like Edward is but I know what you're thinking, Jas. Come, sit down with us. We've got to talk." And as confused as he may be, - especially with what she just said in front of a human - Jasper obliges and sits in the middle of them both, the mattress sinking beneath his weight. "What's going on?" He asks, eyebrows furrowed, arms crossed and lips parted to the side as a mixture of emotions paint itself across his face. All of which were negative but that was a given and quite obvious. Alice takes a deep breath in and he can't help but take notice that (Y/N) had reached over and squeezed Alice's hand. Why - he didn't know. But he was soon going to find out. "Jasper, as you already know, I haven't been myself lately." Jasper nodded and gave a chuckle. "I'm very well aware of that, doll." He replied. "And... well, I don't know how to tell you this but... (Y/N) is the reason." Jasper blinked. Once, twice. He didn't understand. Alice and (Y/N) both looked at each other once they took notice of his expression and they erupted into a storm of giggles. Almost as soon as it started, however, they stopped and their expressions changed back to serious. "I've been having visions. Of this exquisite, gorgeous and oh, so wonderful girl." (Y/N)'s cheeks gave away a hint of crimson and this time, it was Alice that squeezed her hand in return. And Jasper knew in that moment Alice was talking about (Y/N). "And... well, some of us just don't have one love. We have two. Maybe even more. But in this situation, it's you two." She explained. "And I know you feel the same way about her aswell. Don't even try to lie or deny it. I've been seeing the visuals everywhere. The feelings for her are the same you have for me. You gained them at the party we had a few months back." And Jasper sat there, feeling dumbfounded and yet totally foolish too. Of course, he couldn't get away with his thoughts or actions. Alice could see everything. Even before it happened. "That's why I've been distancing myself." Alice continued. "I didn't mean to, my love. It has nothing to do with you, either. You're as perfect as you were when I first met you. So, do not fret and think you have done something wrong because you haven't. However, I had to have you come to me before I could tell you what was going on and why I was acting the way I was. Or... well, come to us, anyhow. So, we could show you how this all would work. Us, three, together." Alice's tongue darted out of her mouth as she wets her lips. "Besides, isn't it every man's fantasy to have two, beautiful women beside him?" "Or, perhaps underneath him?" And that was the first thing (Y/N) had said during this entire conversation. And quite frankly, both women's words went straight to his cock and he could feel it twitch in his pants. "Come on, Jasper. Admit it. Don't lie to yourself. You've been wanting her for some time, yes? Wanting - no, craving for this for awhile. Now, is your chance. Today and every day, you can have us." Alice purred, leaning down as her tongue comes within contact of Jasper's neck as she sets soft yet wet and seductive kisses over the smooth, cold surface. Jasper grunts in reply, eyes fluttering shut as he gives a weak, timid nod. "Hm," He mumbles. "Today and everyday?" He asked, a smirk finding its way on his lips. "I can live with that, darlin'." "Heyyy." (Y/N) mewled, her bottom lip jutting out into a pout. "If she's darlin', what's going to be my petname?" She asks, the pout only growing bigger yet both Alice and Jasper knew she wasn't truly upset by it. "Considering you just mewled like a kitten, that's what you will be. Now, kitten, why don't you and darlin' both come here and show me a good time, hm? After all, I have been wanting this for some time." Alice tssked, slapping Jasper's chest playfully. (Y/N) watched with fond in her eyes and love written across her face. How, on earth, did she get so lucky to be involved in this relationship? She'd never know. She's quick to snap out of her thoughts and she goes to stand up, eyes never leaving her now boyfriend and girlfriend's. She, as she strips down to nothing but her panties and bra, watches Alice and Jasper lazily yet hungrily kissing each other. Jasper's hands were on Alice's waist while Alice's hand was dangled inbetween his golden curls, tugging it here and there as the session grew hotter and the two grew more sexually frustrated with each other. Even though neither three had done anything sexual yet, the room was beginning to gain the scent of it. Jasper and Alice are quick to pull back and this time, while Alice is getting rid of the clothes she wore, Jasper gestured (Y/N) over with his fingers. "C'mere, kitten. Think you can undo my belt and unzip these jeans for me?" Asks Jasper, his eyes dilating as they gaze down, taking in her perfectly rounded body. Noticing every small detail there was to her. The small freckles on the outside skirt of her stomach, the moles on her thighs and hips and fuck - the sweet scent of her wetness dripping down into the fabric of her underwear, getting the layer of her panties smothered with her own juices. Fuck. "Actually, on second thought, strip out of those pretty little panties, kitten. Then, come and sit on my face." Jasper's eyes flicker over to Alice who now was fully nude and looking at them both with lust and hunger. "As for you, darlin', undo my belt and zipper and suck my cock like a good girl." Alice smirks in reply as she goes and focuses on the lower half of her boyfriend while (Y/N) goes to the top part. With her breath hitching in her throat and her heart pounding loudly against her ears, (Y/N) squats down and pushes her warm, wet pussy onto Jasper's face. Moaning in response, Jasper is quick to devor her tasty cunt. This causes (Y/N) to shriek out in pure ecstasy and bliss, already quick to rock her hips back and forth against the man's tongue. His tongue was going in and out of her pussy while doing figure 8's on her clit too here and there and Christ - this is what Heaven was. (Y/N) was in it, for sure. Meanwhile, Alice had Jasper's eight inched, thick and full cock in her mouth and she was bopping her head up and down, hollowing in her cheeks as she tries to take him all in. Jasper, because of this, fucks (Y/N) with his tongue faster, even adding his finger into her warm, massively soaked walls. "Ohh... fuck!" She squeals, feeling Jasper's cold yet thick and long finger inside her vagina. (Y/N) could feel the end of his lips turning up into a smile against her skin as he continued his actions. He then added another finger and by this time, (Y/N)'s body is trembling, her head is thrown back and eyes are nearly back in her head. "Oh, fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck-" She chants, feeling the familiar heat pooling at her stomach and before she knows it, an orgasm is ripping through her and she's making an even bigger mess on Jasper's face, coating his skin with her juices. It doesn't take long until Jasper is fucking himself into Alice's mouth and in five thrusts, he's cumming with a cry of both of their names. (Y/N) tumbles over and flops onto the bed, her chest heaving up and down as she tries and catches her breath. Alice is humming in pure delight and satisfaction as she wipes her mouth off, seductively licking her fingers with bits of Jasper's sperm on them. "Always taste so good." She smirked, leaning over as she kisses her boyfriend, moaning softly at the delightfully sweet taste of (Y/N) on his tongue. They kiss for awhile before pulling back and looking at (Y/N) who now had her hands down inbetween her thighs, a sheepish smile on her face. "What? That's not all we're going to be doing, is it?" And both Jasper and Alice smirk in unison before shaking their heads 'no'. "Okay, good. Now, I want both of you to fuck me. Right here and right now." And well.. Jasper, really, didn't expect his night to go like this at all nor the conversation with Alice to end up like this. But... really, he isn't complaining. 》 My first smut which I am full aware isn't the best. But nonetheless, I hope you enjoy it. I'm actually thinking about making this into a small, 3 or 4 mini series. Not sure yet. I know the next part will have more sexual explicit shit 😂 Actual fucking rather than just a blowjob and eating out. Anyways. I hope you enjoyed :) 《

Eclipse, Stephenie Meyer (2007)

jasper + practically his only screen time