literally when i vent to someone. instead it ends with in conclusion i want to kill myself.
Enid: *ranting about her feelings for Wednesday*
Yoko: *scrolling through tiktok not paying attention*
Enid: So in conclusion im in love with Wednesday Addams, Thoughts?
Yoko: *snapping out of it, staring at Enid with her mouth open* and prayers, girl what?!
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omg omg like 267 likes?? 😭
ok ok but
*Wednesday and Enid texting*
Wednesday: Where are you??
Enid: Coming hoe
Wednesday: WHAT did you just call me?
Enid: *PANICKING* HOME* I meant Coming home
Yoko: Enid, why do you look like you're about to cry?
Enid: I think I just saw my life flash before my eyes.
EDIT: Ok how tf did my post get like 20 likes in 3 hrs? 😭 tyy
EDIT: 174 fricking likes??? That's the most I've ever gotten. ttyy 🥺😭 I can't rn
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bwahaha
James: *offers a bouquet of flowers to Regulus and closes eyes*
Regulus: is it about to explode?
James: no
Regulus: then why are you screwing up your eyes?
James: I'm afraid of your reaction
Regulus: *takes the bouquet* I won't throw it away
James: it's even a compliment from you :)
Regulus: bye, Potter
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i didn't know i need this-
Pony byler, if you even care
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fr
they need to invent a way to not feel like everyone hates you
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😭
And when we get a parallel to this in s5 but mike chases after will this time.....
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ok wow-
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i like them scrambled.
egg
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fr
mom can u pls pick me up the porn bots are at it again :’(
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No, because I’m actually right.
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me: *looks for fic with extremely specific scenario that I made up*
fic: *doesn’t exist*
me:
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i saw this but eleven and hopper.
Sirius: Who the fuck-
McGonagall: Language!
Sirius: Whom the fuck-
McGonagall: No.
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yas
what are you even supposed to do when youre angry. cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now
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yes. thank you for bring my drarry obsession back
Pansy: Here are two pictures, Draco. One is the wall of the person who’s the most obsessed with Potter at Hogwarts.
Draco: Wait, who’s—
Pansy: And the other is the wall of your dorm that you claimed was the Potter-hate wall.
Pansy: Can you tell which is which?
Draco: The left one’s mine?
Pansy: They’re both from your wall! You’re the person who’s the most obsessed with Potter at Hogwarts!
Draco: …I did not see that coming.
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yes
percy has a nose piercing pass on it
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