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wishgrub · 8 days
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there’s something wrong with him
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wishgrub · 14 days
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i find it incredibly cute that laios is a horrible liar
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wishgrub · 14 days
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your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 
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wishgrub · 14 days
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senshi of dungeon meshi fame is actually the sexiest character in the world. hes beefy, hes hairy, he knows how to cook, hes completely batshit but also the most level-headed person you’ll ever meet, he took like a month off living his life to make sure a group of strangers didnt die of malnutrition, he ate a dubious bowl of soup once that he was 80% sure contained dwarf meat-
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wishgrub · 14 days
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this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.
reblog to spread this version
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wishgrub · 15 days
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Never forget that this would not be happening had Biden reined in Israel in October '23 instead of giving them a blank check to attack anyone they please. At the very least there should have been consequences for Israel bombing an embassy.
Instead Biden promised iron clad support for Israel. We're now facing the possibility of a huge regional war that will devastate the lives of tens of millions of civilians in West Asia
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wishgrub · 15 days
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it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.
this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!
I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??
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wishgrub · 15 days
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Ya gotta…
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wishgrub · 15 days
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Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings
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wishgrub · 15 days
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26 YEARS AND STILL GOING STRONG 💪 🏴‍☠️
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redraw of one of my fav official arts ^_^
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Playing with my dolls in my mind palace. Making them fight
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wishgrub · 15 days
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gf put the air filter behind me in our office and it keeps revving up when I fart.
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wishgrub · 15 days
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my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me
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wishgrub · 15 days
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Threads in time, Natalie Ciccoricco (because)
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