Celegorm: Uhmm, atya and ammë, do you have a second? I'd like to introduce you to someone.

Nerdanel: Oh, do you have a partner?

Feanor: Or a new friend, perhaps?

Celegorm: No.

*Huan runs into the kitchen*

Celegorm, grinning like a maniac: A dog.

"Maedhros wondered how long it would take for a spider to eat a Vala."

(AKA i am writing a very goofy Silm AU and this line is Very Good out of context)

maybe more context if i finish the thing, idk stay tuned for that if it happens lol

more tolkien guys: glorfindel, tinfang warble, celegorm (and huan), and radagast

types of holidays celebrated in Rivendell:

Noldor holidays, which initially made the Sindar and Silvan residents cranky until they realized Elrond was part of it

Sindar holidays, which initially made some of the Noldor residents cranky until they realized Elrond was part of it

Silvan holidays, because at this point they're going to take any excuse for a party

Tra-La-La-Lally Day, created when they realized they somehow had a month with zero holidays. The festival focuses on getting drunk, singing, and lightly bullying anyone within earshot

Holidays relevant to any visitors or foster children

Numenorian holidays, because they caught Elrond celebrating alone and crying about Elros one (1) time and refuse to let him do it alone anymore

"Maedhros wondered how long it would take for a spider to eat a Vala."

(AKA i am writing a very goofy Silm AU and this line is Very Good out of context)

maybe more context if i finish the thing, idk stay tuned for that if it happens lol

Hold on, I'm having Elrond thoughts right now. He looked at the mistakes of his ancestors and said "Nope. Not doing that again." When he sends Aragorn on the quest to destroy the ring he doesn't do it to get rid of him, like Thingol did with Beren. He does it because he knows love is powerful and he wants him to succeed. When he builds a secret kingdom, he makes sure to make it warm and welcoming for weary travelers, instead of keeping it hidden for everyone but a few select individuals. When the fellowship gets together, he tells them to swear no oaths. He's a symbol of the reconciliation between peoples: He has blood from the Maiar and blood from the Edain, he was raised by Feanorians, he is married to a lady born from the love of a Noldo and a Sinda. He keeps a pet hobbit around his house and takes him with him when he leaves Middle Earth. His father is a wandering star that shines for all, and when people need help they go to Elrond, because they know Elrond can help. So yeah, those are the Elrond thoughts I'm having.

Do yall think Melkor had to do mandatory community service hours in Valinor while he was on parole?

Bc it’d be hella funny if he did

Anyone want more beren/Luthien and Maedhros/fingon parallels?

what about the part where Fingon’s apparel of ‘heaven’s blue’ matches luthien’s sky blue robe?

excuse me while I hyperfixate.

🟥 Maedhros 🟥

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Maglor is the kind of song writer who can release an epic piece of music about wrestling with gods and chasing stars and everyone comes up to him asking if it’s about rebelling against the Valar and seeking the Silmarils, and he’s like, ‘oh goodness no, it’s about my struggles trying to put Elrond and Elros to bed!’

"Maedhros wondered how long it would take for a spider to eat a Vala."

(AKA i am writing a very goofy Silm AU and this line is Very Good out of context)

maybe more context if i finish the thing, idk stay tuned for that if it happens lol

Godling

Kendal from @comicaurora

LOTR + tumblr posts

Alinua: Life’s Vessel

He forges his own path

Nerdanel, about to leave the house with Feanor: Don’t spend all day watching cats on the Palantir, okay? Curufin: I FORGE MY OWN PATH!!

Hi, I love your comics, they are so funny! Who is your favourite character in the Silmarillion? May I see a comic about them?

Maglor is my favorite! This is 100% because of Elrond and Elros (and has nothing to do with my bad habit of obsessing over fictional bards.) Here he is teaching Elrond how to do math!