Needs a "yes, from multiple countries" option.

Whatever the case, feel free to write long-winded explanations in the tags, I WILL read them!

How the fuck does this post have the minimum number of notes? Exactly 7? No like? No comments? No non-contributing reblogs? What's going on here?

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

Me: I shouldn't disturb Neil Gaiman. I shouldn't send an ask unless I really have no way of getting the information otherwise. I'll check old interviews and all the articles that vaguely mention the subject. Of course it goes without saying that I'll read though the FAQ in its entirety. Only then, will I send an ask. However, I'd be very polite and praise his work, as anyone would. I'd also keep it short, because I don't want to waste his time. But I'd keep it very very respectful. I'd be sending a message to a very talented, amazing author that deals with god knows how many like me. Or I'd just stay in the dark and not send him an ask. Yeah, I'll do that.

My Dash:

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

Knowledge is empowering

MEN!!! it's spring. crop your shirts

this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one

1 reblog = 1 communism 🙏

Once while I was at work a grown ass man told me "no matter how tough you act you'll never be a man, just like I'll never be a woman" and I know he MEANT like "I'm tougher than you because women are weak" but I heard it in Queer and went "Oh.... sweetheart" and he just completely recoiled it was insane

Sometimes I think it might be nice to be a flesh light, but then I think about all the time I would spend not getting fucked.

Hey, when I was in middle school, I took a LOT of pride in being able to operate the school computers without using the mouse.

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

inspired by this tweet

and @orbitalpirate​ ‘s resulting tags 

i did my best george jerry and kramer imitations, if they sound off 1st of all it’s cuz we’re all trans 2nd off Shut Up