BRITNEY on BROADWAY

i’m obsessed with this painting called tomato king and i’m even more obsessed with the man who drew it. his name is stuart dunkel and he is a classical oboeist and he also paints tiny little oil paintings of mice living their best lives. he looks like this.

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When love is sold to the highest bidder there is no trust. You have been warned!

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

round 1 side 22b

MILA THE MALTIPOO VS PIPER THE BLACK LAB MIX!!!

on the left we have mila the maltipoo (maltese/poodle mix), described by the submitter as: "She is a failure of a dog. She eats flies. She doesn't know how to howl. Her feet are too gotdamn short... She has stolen food from me multiple times & she's evil btw. War criminal"

on the right we have piper the black lab mix, described by the submitter as: "Lovable but a bit bossy, and definitely thinks she is a lot bigger than she is."

Vote for Piper!!! She's amazing, and will give you lots of (virtual) snuggles if you do!!

round 1 side 22b

MILA THE MALTIPOO VS PIPER THE BLACK LAB MIX!!!

on the left we have mila the maltipoo (maltese/poodle mix), described by the submitter as: "She is a failure of a dog. She eats flies. She doesn't know how to howl. Her feet are too gotdamn short... She has stolen food from me multiple times & she's evil btw. War criminal"

on the right we have piper the black lab mix, described by the submitter as: "Lovable but a bit bossy, and definitely thinks she is a lot bigger than she is."

in honor of May the Fourth, a very simple poll ✨ VOTE FOR YOUR FAV

If I was remaking the Princess Bride I'd have Buttercup hire Vizzini, Inigo and Fezzik herself to help her fake her death and take her away so she could go and seek out the Dread Pirate Roberts and get revenge for Westley's death, and also get out of the marriage to Humperdinck, so she rocks up on the ship in disguise and this time Westley doesn't recognise *her*, but she realises it's Westley and she's just making loads of snide remarks trying to figure out why he's been merrily fucking about on a boat this whole time, meanwhile Westley's having a little bit of a bi moment about Buttercup-in-disguise but because he's loyal as fuck he's not going to do anything about it but they get into a fight and Buttercup is like 'Why the hell did you just fucking leave your girlfriend to fuck around being a pirate you could at least have written a letter' and he's like 'Oh I'm sorry???? What on earth would you know about it, this is none of your concern, I should've killed you when you came on board' and of course during this scene they're also having a very tense sword fight with Inigo making quips from the sidelines like a sports commentator, and Buttercup's like 'WELL WHY DON'T YOU JUST KILL ME THEN, FARM BOY???' But then the ship lurches to the side and she gets thrown overboard and Westley is like 'Oh my God I'm so stupid!!!!' So then he has to dive in after and pull her out.

Saw a poll cross my dash earlier about coffee and it got me curious what my mutuals drink. ^_^

POTATO POLL

au gratin and poutine disqualified because the potato is just a vehicle for the sauce and not the star but respect respect

What she says: im fine

What she means: the average age of conception over the past 250k years is apparently 26.9. Let's round it down to 25. Think of your birth mother. Hold her hand. Imagine her holding hands with her mother. Within 4 people, you're back in time 100 years, and it's an intimate family dinner. Just after WWI. Add another 16 people, a small party of 20, and you're in the 1500s. Double it, twice, and you're at 80 people. Your family would fill a restaurant, and you're at the height of the Roman empire. At 100 people, Confucius is alive but Socrates has not yet been born. 100 people. That's a medium sized wedding. A small lecture theatre or concert. 200 people, probably the biggest party i could ever hope to host, takes you back 5000 years. The guests at your soirée of parents would be contemporaries of the Egyptian and Indus Valley civilisations, although you'd probably be too busy fixing drinks and nibbles to talk to all of them. Just imagine it. 200 of you. That's all it takes to get back 5,000 years. And we could go further. 1000 people, a decent sized concert, a large high school, and we're at the end of the last ice age. Your ancestors are comparing their pink floyd vinyl with music played on instruments carved from wood or bones of long vanished species. Wander through the crowd. See your own features and phrases and gestures refract out like a kaleidoscope. What would they make of you? What do you make of them? Why does it feel so unfair that even that first 100 years --that small family dinner of four--is out of your grasp? Maybe it's because questions of spatial distance have become negligible to us now. why, oh why, does time hold out against us so stubbornly

Pls reblog if u vote :)

CRAZY RICH ASIANS (2018) dir. JON M. CHU

reblog for bigger sample size!!

also pjo and warrior cats etc. not included cuz their reading level is higher, im asking ab books u read during elementary n such !!!