Who, me? Scrolling through the 2 year old Newmann tag? On Tumblr? And crying about it, even though the last movie was released 3 years ago? Nah, I fear it is not I who is mentally unstable but you, dear reader, for finding this while scrolling through the Newmann tag as well
the blu-ray extended edition was just leaked and so was this scene…. WHAT was the post-production staff thinking when they edited this scene, i’m still shaking
so . who’s playing all the tapes . is it one of the characters, maybe jon oR martin, looking back at the only recording of their life?? poring over the past to see what couldve been done differently ,,,,, obsessing over the what-ifs????? JOHNY GIVE ME ANSWERS TO MY 2 AM THEORIES
oh man that anon with the height hcs... now all i can think about is tim/jon/martin and its like [absolute giant] [tiny feral archivist] [even more of an absolute giant]
it’s great and no one abuses their height privileges ever
Melanie: guys the microwave is on fucking fire can you please get me an extinguisher
Jon, still with a calm tone: we don’t have anymore we used them all with the worms
Daisy, also with a level tone: the worms used the fire extinguishers?
Melanie, panicking: PLEASE
Jon: no the worms were uh... what’s the word. It’s not allergic
Basira: vulnerable?
Jon: yes! It killed them.
Melanie, trying to put out the fire with a towel:
Daisy: did you not buy more?
Jon: no we kind of forgot. Also I think that’s Elias’s responsibility? not mine.
Basira: well he’s in jail now and lukas won’t buy any so I guess we have to go get some
Jon: I mean yeah I guess
Basira: I’ll drive
Daisy: i’m coming too
Basira: ok
Daisy: can we get mcdonalds on the way back
Basira: yeah sure
Melanie, frantically trying to put out the frankly massive flames as the other three leave until the sprinklers eventually turn on and put out the fire:
Helen, eating Jon’s crunchy, wet, discarded uncooked ramen: delightful! Do it again.
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