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Doc Martin as the Tumblr autism creature
Doc Martin as the Tumblr autism creature (RTX on)
(Image descriptions: the top photo is digital pencils of actor Martin Clunes’s face on a featureless four legged animal-like body. The bottom photo is the same but inked, with more details to make it eerily rendered, like a collarbone and joint creases on the animal body.)
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What Price, Pegi?
Part One
Description of the images above, written in an expanded format. This comic is drawn in an expressive, cartoony, monochrome ink style, spread across thirteen pages.
It begins with a title card saying WHAT PRICE, PEGI?, which shows a confused half-Tellarite captain in front of her ship, The Truckee, which appears to be menaced by giant red hands in space.
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Captain Piggy played a flute in her ready room, like good captains do. Commander Len Mesze stuck his head in to talk to her. "We're ready to beam down to the planet," he said. "I could handle this one. You look busy."
The planet Beta Tarsinus swam slowly behind her through the window. She replied, "Don't be silly! I wouldn't miss my first away mission as captain!!"
"Of course not," Mesze said through a clenched-tooth smile. "That would be terrible. But an -- er -- experienced commander might be good on this one..."
The captain dismissed his fears. "Stop worrying! I've been studying great captains!" She's thinking about people like Captain Picard, Captain Janeway, Captain Pike, Captain Mariner... But she threw herself laughing over Mesze's shoulder, unaware he looked *very* annoyed. "Boy those nerds BARELY knew what they were doing!!!"
She walked down a hall toward the transporters, which were in the shuttle bay, cheerfully greeting a passing crewman in a skirt uniform.
"The crew seems to have accepted me! They like my style!" she said cheerfully. "And I can't go wrong with an amazing away team!"
Her away team is already waiting on the transporter pad. One of them is a dolphin from Cetacean Ops, and the other is Chief Medical Officer T'Bok.
So annoyed that one of his eyes has blown out, Mesze said, "Yes okay good, at least I'll be in command up here."
Pegi jumped onto the transporter pad with her team. "Make it so!" she said in the wrong context.
VWINNGGG! The trio transported to the surface of Beta Tarsinus. The Cetacean officer beamed straight into a nearby body of water, singing "ee ee ee!" while T'Bok and Pegi landed on a walkway.
"I have reservations about Mesze in command of the Truckee," T'Bok said as they beamed in.
"Don't worry! This will be a routine away mission! Totally routine!" Pegi replied cheerfully.
T'Bok noticed something ahead of them. "Doctor..."
Pegi wasn't looking. "We'll be back in no time!"
"Are you quite sure about that?" asked T'Bok, pointing out the issue at hand. Literally at hand. Because there are two giant red hands menacing the city where they've arrived, floating in the sky over the buildings...
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Want more Accidental Captain Piggy? Follow me to occasionally get updates. I'll tella-you-rite now, I don't post a lot, but it's good every time.
1 like = 1 phaser blast set to sweet little kisses
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Lately I've been drawing Romcom Heroines ~ <3
#she's the man#last holiday#the house bunny#what happens later#my big fat greek wedding#queen latifah#amanda bines#meg ryan#anna faris#nia vardalos#my wives#mothers#i belong to them#toula portokalos
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I drew my favorite abusively codependent psychic axolotl <3
Image descriptions: Three illustrations of Hollow from Scavengers Reign. Hollow is a four-legged creature who sort of vaguely resembles an axolotl with a cone head. In the first, Hollow is very chubby, sitting back, and thinking “I’m hungy.” In the other two pictures, a smaller Hollow crouches, viewed from two angles.
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Do you ever accidentally post a comic to your main and don’t want to fix it proper? Any hoo
Follow me if you like feeling aesthetically bleak. 1 like = 1 twitch of a smile inside my dead soul
What, Me Worry?
Image description: a femme in a bikini, gas mask, and arm warmers reclines, hair flowing around her. She is unshaven and has many stretch marks. Her bikini has hazard symbols and skulls on it. She’s wearing cute gardening arm warmers, too. Maybe she’s basking in the sun? The text is virulent green and says “Relax! It’s just the APOCALYPSE”
#apocalypse#drawing#art#cartooning#pinup art#punk pinup#anarchist#webcomic#anarchoqueer#anarcho nihilism
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The Revolution Needs Dragon Dong
Image description: A four panel comic drawn in a simple expressive style. A femme sits at her computer with headphones. "I'm writing the most anarchic book of my life. I'm bucking every rule of society! Publishing like a rebel! Saying what The Man fears to be said! Joining generations of author-philosophers writing revolutionary literature for the ages!!" Her cat looks over her shoulder and says, "You are writing about a curvy girl (who looks like you) getting railed by a dragon with a big flong. Very revolutionary." The author cheers, "LIKE A REVOLUTIONARY!"
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I made myself pretty today,
as nice as I can be,
in your favorite mask, my dear,
so that you’ll let me leave.
The skin I stretched is dewy fresh
The clips all match my dress
I know you want my back exposed
and that you’ll be impressed
I’ve woven this with warp of flesh
And wefts just like your brother.
His tendons feel like luxury
You’ll never want another. :)
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Image description: a digital ink illustration of a feminine humanlike creature viewed from behind as she moves away, glancing over her shoulder. Her skull face has a partial skin mask stretched over it. She’s probably wearing a wig. Her skin is covered in vaguely anatomical patterns, while she wears a slinky dress.
If you vibe with this vibe, consider following me. I’m usually funnier. 1 like = 1 brother-in-law vivisection for fashion’s sake
#poetry#love poem#original poem#short poem#poems on tumblr#dark art#horror poetry#horror poem#horror#halloween#spooktober#spooktember#spooky vibes
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The Family's Hobby1>
Oh my great glorbulous rex the cat is SLEEPING honey GET THE CAMERA--
Image description: An expressive, cartoony illustration of a family watching their cat sleep. There are five people of varying ages but all of them are basically just sobbing with joy. Because the cat in the foreground is sleeping. Her nose is a tiny triangle. Of course two of them are taking pictures of her!
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The Adventures of Saggy and Doobie
That's a magnifying glass in his mouth. A MAGNIFYING GLASS. Get the Doobie snacks!
Image description: A cute simple cartoon of a middle-aged femme dressed like Shaggy from Scooby Doo. Her pitbull halfway hides behind her. Our heroine, Saggy, is holding a ghost mask she just pulled off a humanlike figure in a ghost costume, who is trapped in ropes. The person underneath has a blank face labeled "CAPITALISM." She says, "Zoinks, Doob! Old white guys AGAIN!"
#webcomic#cartoonist#comic strip#pet comics#scooby doo#anarchism#capitalism#late stage capitalism#anti capitalism#stoner humor
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The Anarcats
Who needs the Aristocats anyway?
A series of four images that are just simple goofy pencil doodles in a cartoony style. There are titles handwritten on them.
EAT THE RICH AND BUTTHOLES: A cute cat is cleaning her booty
SEIZE THE MEANS OF PAWDUCTION: a kitty sits sleepily with his tumtum hanging out. He will seize things later probably
SOLIDARITY: Three cats interfere with a desktop computer
RELAXING IS A REVOLUTION: A cat stretches happily
GENERATE NO PROFITS: Three cats enjoy a sunbeam
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If this comic gave you a laugh, please follow me. 1 heart = 1 vote in support of cats striking until they get the good wet food again
#webcomic#cartoonist#comic strip#new webcomic#cat comics#pet comics#anarchy#anarchism#anarchy humor#anarchists#leftists#leftism#anti capitalism#marxism#socialism#communism
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Relaxing After Work
Starring My Spouse
The video above is a silent slideshow of the individual images below.
Image descriptions: There is simple cartoony line art of a bearded figure stretched out in a recliner, which does not change throughout the images. The pictures show a sequence of a very loose illustration of a cat climbing over his back into his lap, where she stretches and cleans herself before trying to lay down. Then she sees another cat (!!!) and chases it off Daddy’s lap. Meanwhile, a dog nose sniffs around, and a pit bull leaps up to take over the lap the cat vacates, licking Daddy’s face vigorously before lying down to cover his entire body because he’s not a lap dog. The end.
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Autumn Kitty Coloring Page
Print me off and color me :)
Image description: A digitally inked illustration featuring a central feline figure with tufts of fur all over, soulful eyes, and her tail wrapped around her paws. The background is semi-abstract, reminiscent of leaves.
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Sara's Summer '23 Fits
All the HOTTEST LOOKS of the SEASON
Image descriptions: Six monochrome illustrations in digital ink of a 30something femme, done in an expressive, cartoony style.
THE HOT & STINKY: She stands in front of a fan wearing tank top and shorts, posing cutely
THE BLACK MASS: She wears a voluminous black gown and a hilariously large black hat, all of which meld with her hair, so mostly you can see her face and hands. She's holding a plant and watering jug.
THE BAKER: She steps forward with a tray of cookies and a bong.
THE KEPT SPOUSE: She sits around in a bathrobe falling off, holding an e-reader, saying, "I read fanfic professionally."
THE THIRD HYPERFIXATION IN AS MANY WEEKS: She sits on the floor with a ball of yarn and crochet hook, looking wild-eyed, happy but feral
THE ONGOING EXISTENTIAL CRISIS: She sits naked in the shower, haunted, motionless.
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Five Reasons Why Mesze and T'Bok Don't Get Along
An "Accidental Captain Piggy" Interstitial
Description of images: Five panels of monochrome illustration done in a loose style resembling ink-and-gouache. They are cartoony and silly.
Mesze wasn't invited to T'Bok's birthday party. (Mesze pouts in front while T'Bok celebrates in back with the late Captain Bushly et al)
Mesze never takes T'Bok on away missions. (T'Bok pouts in back while Mesze, armored, talks to someone on the way to the mission.)
T'Bok thinks mean things to disturb Mesze during beta shift, like "EVERYONE THINKS MESZE SMELLS BAD TODAY." (Mesze sits in the captain's chair, looking haunted, while T'Bok glares from behind him.)
Mesze won't learn T'Bok's name. He says, "I'm tell you, Taabik, Betazoid memory is just terrible!" (Mesze grins emptily while T'Bok glowers)
One time they kissed at a Starfleet Academy party. (They pretend it never happened.)
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Like and Subscribe for More Frescoes
Image description: This is a comic done in five panels. It has sparse black-ink outlines on white, with a little red for the paint. The cartoons are very minimal.
Panel 1: A guy with curly hair and some kind of toga/tunic thing??? says "Hey guys. MIKE HERE! I got a call from my friend THE ARCHBISHOP who wanted to make his place FRESH so let's see what we can do ~<3" There is a "U-BOOB" website logo and a "subscribe" button.
Panel 2: Mike has paint and brush now. Also an ad for hot singles in Venezia. "Thanks again to PIGMENT PALACE for the paint and the CATHOLIC CHURCH for support!"
Panel 3: "So cool to trust a hobbyist like me to 2 work on a rad canvas like the 16 CHAPEL shout out to Archbishop John Michael III" Mike is mixing paint.
Panel 4: He starts painting (no visible art). "A mural can look expensive without breaking the bank. This will only cost me $2000 and a lifetime being MICHAELANGELO!"
Panel 5: Mike says, "It's shaping up after a few hours. Pls ring that bell." There is an actual photo of the Sistine Chapel looking great. The way it does in reality.
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If this nonsense lil comic made you smile, please follow me. 1 like = 1 webcomic artist throwing historical inaccuracies at Michaelangelo until he cries
#webcomic#new webcomic#michelangelo#art history#sistine chapel#silly art make no sense beep beep#comics about art
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Bad Stuff Happens to Harry Kim: Episode Ten Spacezillion
Image description: A simple illustration in black digital ink. Harry Kim is lying down on a guillotine, preparing himself for the blade. A creepy nightmare clown says “I didn’t tell you to get in the guillotine, Harry.” Harry replies, “It’s a clown episode. I’d rather die.”
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If this comic gave you a lol, please follow me. 1 heart = 1 prayer for the nightmare clown
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A Happy Little Comic
This comic is drawn in monochrome dark-brown ink on white. The cartoons are very silly and expressive.
Panel 1: Bob Ross is holding a squirrel in a blankie burrito. “This is my happy lil squirrel friend,” says Bob.
Panel 2: Zoomed in on terrified squirrel face. The squirrel says, “Oh my squirrel god where did the sky go I see only darkness”
Panel 3: Bob Ross lies on the ground beside a baby deer, kicking his feet. “I love my baby animal friends!” says Bob. “I can’t recall my mother’s eyes,” says deer.
Panel 4: A beautiful floral-adorned feminine figure descends. “Hello BOB ROSS I am Mother Nature,” she says. “Hi mom,” says Bob Ross, who is bottle feeding the deer.
Panel 5: She seizes him by the collar, baring scary fangs as she speaks firmly in his face. “*I* am Mother Nature BOB.” He says, “I’m feeling a happy little terror.”
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If this comic made you breathe harder out your nose, please follow me. If this comic made you breathe harder out my nose, I’m calling an exorcist.
#Bob Ross#webcomic#I love Bob Ross#this is not meant to be taken even slightly seriously#you might be able to tell
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