worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

Folk of the Air is so funny because you start out thinking Jude is a scrappy underdog just trying to survive a world she wasn't made for and Cardan is an overpowerful being with cruelty in his heart and you end knowing that although those things may be true it's also true that Jude is a literal war criminal and Cardan is Just Some Guy

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

Pride and Prejudice is actually hilarious cause Elizabeth goes to the Netherfield Ball with the purpose of finding out what Darcy's closest friends think about Wickham, and when they all tell her Darcy is a really nice guy and Wickham is a liar she literally goes "Mr. Darcy has somehow managed to trick all of his closest friends into thinking he's a good person but I know something about him that they don't (that he sucks)"

Me thinking someone is making fun of the Dutch language:

The Dutch language just being like that:

people have called me sex negative for being against prostitution. full offence but i think considering sex a service, a labor to be done, is sex negative. i think considering sex as an intimate and vulnerable act between two consenting people based on mutual desire is sex positive. telling women that our comfort, boundaries and desires matter is sex positive. prostitution is the opposite!

you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.

when your girlmutual is losing her mind on the dash it is your duty to support her! you like that post whether you understand it or not , otherwise the economy will go to ruin

I redownload this app for one day once every maybe two months and unfortunately I’m rewarded every time

The charge: Failure to commit to the bit

The sentence: death

me when someone says something slightly mean about something i mildly enjoy

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Jane Austen taking my face between her hands: you are very young you are going to make absolutely catastrophic mistakes you are going to probably come close to ruining your own life but there are ways of coming back from that ok as long as you really try to do well and surround yourself with good honest people you'll probably be fine in the long run.

gentle

Be soft, be gentle, and remember remember the way the light falls, gently on the leaves: as if it loves them, and it falls gently on you, because it loves you too. There are so many people in this marvellous old world who love you. Don’t take yourself out of it, you don’t know who will mourn. Be soft, be gentle, remember the light and the leaves, and breathe. The day will breathe with you, and someday the shadows will flee. Look, I’m holding your hand, you’ll get by.

ppl are always writing characters doing dumb shit like roasting a fresh-caught rabbit over an open flame instead of making a stew with that thing. great now you’re letting all the fat drip down into the fire as it cooks, wasting calories and flavor as well as causing the flame to flare up = inconsistent heat source,… when you could be maximizing the nutritional value of small game by making a soup or stew. Come on