Take my bones out and make them into wind chimes so every time it gets breezy you can hear my click clacking in your yard

Give my body to a group of cannibals so I can finally be appreciated ✋😔

Leave me at my mom’s doorstep so she can see what she’s done to her own child

Put my body in a tomb surrounded by traps so people think I was important

Get my ashes pressed into a vinyl record but it only plays the sound of me screaming

Toss my body into a giant rat tank and let those bad boys feast

Hang my corpse up in a tree with a party hat on it so the neighborhood children have a fun piñata to play with

(assuming I’m going to succumb to the plague) launch me into Europe please

Put my body in a restaurant freezer with a note taped on me that says, “Free Food”.

Prop my body up against a wall in a Halloween store and see how long it takes people to realize I’m not a decoration

Set my body on fire and catapult me through my enemy’s window