Tumgik
Text
wow I feel like someone on Tumblr definitely did this!!
Tumblr media Tumblr media
i am on Threads and everyone is talking about how the logo supposedly looks exactly like Homer Simpson's ear. And it's not even true and no one has looked it up apparently because they're all fucking idiots!
0 notes
Video
17K notes · View notes
Text
waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed
95K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
Psylocke - I See You Honey by CylorSan
312 notes · View notes
Text
Words are like keys If you choose them right, they can open any heart and shut any mouth
2K notes · View notes
Text
No they don't wanna see me 👀 up in first ☝️ / they wanna see me 👀 in a herse ⚰️ / they want me in the dirt 🪦 / I remember 💭 when my pockets were so hurt 🚫 / I had to break 💪 a curse 🧿📿
Tumblr media Tumblr media
11 notes · View notes
Photo
Tumblr media
23K notes · View notes
Photo
Tumblr media
8K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
11K notes · View notes
Photo
Tumblr media
1K notes · View notes
Text
@insaneduece I love being your little slave.
Tumblr media
I am for sure daddy's little slave. I absolutely love giving him complete control over my body. Honestly this becomes a lifestyle in relationships, and you find yourself completely dominated in the most primal aspects of your life. Letting go and giving yourself over to natural feminine submission to the masculine counterpart that is truly attractive to you in every aspect.
Next thing you know you're begging Zaddy like a little desperate slut to fill your holes with huge black cock. Getting on my knees below my king to get face fucked is one of my favorite things. It feels so completely empowering somehow to be powerless to someone.
I never feel more powerless than when I'm on my knees trying to completely fill my mouth with My King's 👑 huge black cock. Absolutely one of my favorite feelings.
this post is labeled mature and is within the Twitter guidelines 💎🥰
4 notes · View notes
Text
Fierce Elvish Goddess of the Wood
Tumblr media
fierce elven 🧝‍♀️ warrior goddess ⚔️ from the ancient land of Hyperborea 🛡️
10 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
Quenn Elsa's hideout by lizschnabel
194 notes · View notes
Text
amazing AI Art. I absolutely love this technology. I can't wait to get a new PC and have my own program running! Amazing job to the artist, please continue your craft.
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
4th of July family album, 1950s-70s. The good ol’ days, a reminder of how things USED to be. Kids these days will never know the simple joy of summoning meat demons from the void dimensions to grill on an open fire. Back then we weren’t “taking selfies,” we were building bone golems of ourselves to bring to brief unholy life so we could ignite them into flames.
We didn’t need “apps” to have fun, we were outside celebrating America by self-immolating and roaming the streets smoldering with hellfire. I can still smell the burning skin! And we didn’t even get hurt, because we were just tougher back then; and also conducted human sacrifices that granted us protection, but you’d get “cancelled” for that these days.
No one complained if you wanted to fill the lake with the blood of cursed swine to bring it to a boil, and we weren’t shy about skinny dipping in it, heck we’d strip down to our bones as we gnawed on each others’ melting flesh - a little snack before heading home for barbecued ribs cracked right off the crispy meat demons.
As night fell we’d sing songs that might not be “politically correct” today just because they were the six profane recitations of Zasorael which brought forth the Araknoloids, but that’s just how things were back then: Men were men, women were women, and the Araknaloids were giant bloodthirsty hellspiders who lit up the sky with ectoplasmic glory when we fed them explosives. And as their flaming bones rained down upon the sky, burning our houses and cars and grandma, we weren’t afraid to say GOD BLESS AMERICA.
-----------
NOTE: This is a work of fiction created by me. This alternate reality horror story is part of my NightmAIres narrative art series (visit that link for a lot more). NightmAIres are windows into other worlds and interconnected alternate histories, conceived/written by me and visualized with synthography and Photoshop.
If you enjoy my work, consider supporting me on Patreon for frequent exclusive hi-res wallpaper packs, behind-the-scenes features, downloads, events, contests, and an awesome fan community. Direct fan support is what keeps me going as an independent creator, and it means the world to me.
556 notes · View notes
Photo
Tumblr media
80K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart
And killed me
3K notes · View notes
Photo
Tumblr media
8K notes · View notes