My best friend laughed at me as I once struggled to book train tickets online, the recording of that fiasco long lost with her phone.🍇 Hence, (great transition) I can't express how easy it is to navigate the Kerala flood relief website and donate, I've shared the link in my bio since I can't share links in my post *that I know of*. 🐣 There are portals around the city accepting clothes, medicine and other donations. Think everyone on insta is as tech savvy as me if not better, to use Google and find the nearest hub. 👣 . One of my favourite peeps is flying back from Singapore, though I hear he has to book two seats to accommodate himself. . #whatnemodoes #pastry #cheflife #mumbai #blog #igdaily #thebakefeed #instafood #instagram #feedfeed #food52 #huffposttaste #f52grams #pastry_inspiration #theartofslowliving #buzzfeedfood #goodfood #macarons #texturesandtones #red #chocolate #cakestagram #happy #cakeart #cakesofinstagram #eeeeeats #cake #foodgasm #chefstalk #whpcircles #keralafloods https://www.instagram.com/p/BmsNYm9Faie/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1akpo87t9e487

It's Monday and I feel nervous in a way that can't be named. It might be because I haven't had breakfast yet and it's past 12!🐇 . The only Russian I know takes issue with shirts that have pockets. It's his birthday today. This isn't his cake.🧣 . I named my Horse 'Mayo'. Mayo neighs. 🐎 *I don't own a horse* . #whatnemodoes #pastry #cheflife #mumbai #blog #igdaily #thebakefeed #instafood #instagram #feedfeed #food52 #huffposttaste #f52grams #pastry_inspiration #theartofslowliving #buzzfeedfood #goodfood #flowers #texturesandtones #pink #chocolate #cakestagram #happy #cakeart #cakesofinstagram #eeeeeats #cake #foodgasm #chefstalk https://www.instagram.com/p/BmaOfsrFqz4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wbbhmod70v4y

I'm sick and it's much like having a blender missing the top. 💛 . Toast + tea + Frasier 🍃 . What's red and invisible? No tomatoes. 🍅 . #whatnemodoes #pastry #cheflife #mumbai #blog #igdaily #thebakefeed #instafood #marzipan #instagram #feedfeed #food52 #huffposttaste #f52grams #pastry_inspiration #theartofslowliving #buzzfeedfood #goodfood #flowers #cakestagram #happy #cakesofinstagram #eeeeeats #cake #foodgasm #chefstalk #marzipancake #florals #whpflowerpower

Sister's socks. When I asked her if I could borrow them, her lips said "No", but her eyes said "Read my lips".🐣 . Someone once told me that if I put a little more gusto in my self destructive ways and a dab of glamour, they would write a ballad and sing about it. All for some free cake. 🐖 . What did the duck say to the donkey? Quack! quack! I 🦆 . #whatnemodoes #pastry #cheflife #mumbai #blog #igdaily #thebakefeed #design #instafood #instagram #feedfeed #food52 #huffposttaste #f52grams #pastry_inspiration #gold #theartofslowliving #buzzfeedfood #goodfood #patterns #chocolate #cakestagram #happy #cakesofinstagram #eeeeeats #chocolatecake #foodgasm #chefstalk

Is this blue enough? 🌬 . Baked white chocolate cheesecake + blueberry compote + a band of cheesecake obsessed lawyers🦉 . What does cheese say when it looks in the mirror? Halloumi 🥂 . #whatnemodoes #pastry #cheflife #mumbai #blog #igdaily #thebakefeed #design #instafood #instagram #feedfeed #food52 #huffposttaste #f52grams #pastry_inspiration #theartofslowliving #buzzfeedfood #goodfood #cakestagram #happy #cakesofinstagram #eeeeeats #cake #foodgasm #chefstalk #cheesecake

》South London Forever》Florence and the Machine 🌼 played over and over and over and over again! . I've always used an Italian meringue base for my macarons cause I like the procedure and the various steps. However I recently tried my hand at a French meringue base recipe by @karinarc_5 and I might have had a change of heart.🧡 . What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day? A hug and a quiche!🥧 . #whatnemodoes #pastry #cheflife #mumbai #blog #igdaily #thebakefeed #design #instafood #macarons #instagram #feedfeed #food52 #huffposttaste #f52grams #pink #pastry_inspiration #theartofslowliving #buzzfeedfood #goodfood @florence #florenceandthemachine #happy #yellow #eeeeeats #foodgasm #cakestagram #chefstalk #themojaclub #whp🌈

Not seeing people permits us to imagine them with every perfection - Les Miserables. *A friend shared this and I cracked up cause, no, it's not the reason I pop my feet in every post 😂 it's a good quote nonetheless.* . My haunted oven popped out one boisterous cake as my feet were almost cropped out. Bonkers! Thanks to my toothless boi @arjun_badhwar for letting me do my thing 💛 . Flowers in India don't have petals, they have Patels. 🌼 *this was considered funnier than the toilet humour I wanted to share* . #whatnemodoes #pastry #cheflife #mumbai #blog #igdaily #thebakefeed #design #instafood #macarons #instagram #feedfeed #food52 #huffposttaste #f52grams #pastry_inspiration #theartofslowliving #buzzfeedfood #goodfood #dripcake #chocolate #waffles #cakesofinstagram #eeeeeats #foodgasm #chefstalk #themojaclub #whp🌈

A retired nurse told everyone at dinner that if we have the knowledge and strenght, we should help each other and be kind. To not think twice about it. I found that terribly beautiful. Also also, the Incredibles 2 is freakin' BRILLIANT!! 🤩 . "Chocolate chocolate chocolate! Aack!" - Liz Lemon 🐣 . I'm a calm pastry chef, even my chocolate never loses its temper. 🍫 . #whatnemodoes #pastry #cheflife #happy #blog #igdaily #thebakefeed #design #instafood #chocolate #instagram #feedfeed #food52 #huffposttaste #f52grams #pastry_inspiration #theartofslowliving #buzzfeedfood #goodfood #cakesofinstagram #eeeeeats #foodgasm #chefstalk #mentalmonday

Last June, I remember trying to find an excuse to watch Wonder Woman, which I pleasantly did 3 times. This weekend, I hope the incredibles sequel begs me to repeat the feat.🎯 . Mango + fresh cream + white chocolate ganache + Sleep deprivation 🐣 . Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both were rushed to the hospital. One's in a Korma the others got a dodgy Tikka!🥠 . #whatnemodoes #pastry #cheflife #happy #blog #igdaily #thebakefeed #design #instafood #mango #instagram #feedfeed #food52 #huffposttaste #f52grams #pastry_inspiration #theartofslowliving #buzzfeedfood #goodfood #cakesofinstagram #eeeeeats #foodgasm #chefstalk

My best mate is in Singapore getting drunk and I'm here getting shampoo out of my wretched eye, it's 2018. Something's not right.🤺 . This last minute black forest order was for a lad who came over and stood right next to me as I clicked this. ✌🏼 . What do you call animals that live in your vehicle? Carpet. 🐐 . #whatnemodoes #pastry #cheflife #happy #blog #igdaily #thebakefeed #design #instafood #blackforest #instagram #feedfeed #food52 #huffposttaste #f52grams #pastry_inspiration #theartofslowliving #buzzfeedfood #goodfood #cakesofinstagram #eeeeeats #foodgasm #chefstalk

These banana walnut cupcakes went out to a friend who's ill. She attended the IPL finals yesterday despite being sick and I'm pretty sure there'll be reports of a viral outbreak today. 👻Patient zero for the zombie apocalypse: @shara.madan . It's my birthday this weekend and I'm not sure what I'm going to bake. 🎈 . *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Hatch." "Hatch who?" "God bless you!" 🐣 . #whatnemodoes #themojaclub #pastry #cheflife #happy #blog #igdaily #thebakefeed #design #instafood #cupcakes #frosting #instagram #feedfeed #food52 #huffposttaste #f52grams #bakewithsam #theartofslowliving #buzzfeedfood #goodfood #banana #walnut #eeeeeats #foodgasm #chefstalk

"A savoury muffin?! Life is full of enough disappointments, Gary! A savoury muffin?! I don't know you!" - Miranda Hart *slyly takes another bite* 🌼 . These went out to a friend's mum for her birthday, she's not a fan of sweet treats. Hence onion & thyme cupcakes topped with potatoes loaded with butter. Almost everyone stopped me when I mentioned onions, but honestly, they taste amazing. Friend's mum called up twice to say so.🐣 . I saw an onion ring, so I answered it. ✌🏼 . #whatnemodoes #pastry #cheflife #happy #blog #foodie #igdaily #thebakefeed #design #instafood #cupcakes #instagram #cakedecorating #feedfeed #f52grams #huffposttaste #f52grams #bakewithsam #theartofslowliving #buzzfeedfood

Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands up in the air, just go bananas! 🎈 . This beautiful dirty mudcake went out to PARTHman, a starfish more than a hero, who cries everytime I mention Jiraya's death. It's his kryptonite. ✌🏼 . Why did the hipsters fall into the lake? Society pushed them. 🐣 Thanks @astrialbarrier 👻 . #whatnemodoes #bananas #pastry #foodie #feedfeed #happy #blog #igdaily #thebakefeed #design #instafood #cakedecorating #feedfeed #mentalhealth #cheflife #instagram #huffposttaste #f52grams #bakewithsam #theartofslowliving #buzzfeedfood

One cuppo was a little bonkers and it was one of the best things I've seen. . Hooked to 'Hunger' by Florence + the machine. The live version is beautiful. Give it a go!✌🏼 . What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick. 🐣 . #whatnemodoes #pastry #cheflife #happy #blog #igdaily #thebakefeed #design #instafood #foodie #cakedecorating #feedfeed #huffposttaste #f52grams #bakewithsam #theartofslowliving #buzzfeedfood #redvelvet #cupcakes #vsco

It's my sister's birthday today, this isn't her cake. Those socks aren't mine. In the background played, 'Hit me... baby one more time'. ✌🏼 . Corny rhymes >> joke today cause I'm still reeling in from the disappointment of a movie that is Infinity war. . What do you say to your sister when she's crying? Are you having a crisis? 🐣 . #whatnemodoes #pastry #cheflife #happy #blog #igdaily #thebakefeed #design #instafood #foodie #cakedecorating #feedfeed #mango #huffposttaste #f52grams #bakewithsam #theartofslowliving #buzzfeedfood #infinitywar

I often coin words and expressions that fit but aren't necessarily understood by others. I can't even spell some of them. Unsurprisingly my favourite peeps go along with it and one of them is celebrating his birthday today. Albeit with a chipped tooth and 6 pac flabs. Such fun!Happy Birthday @arjun_badhwar 🐽 . Fittingly I baked a take on @davidlebovitz 's chocolate idiot cake with some rum and a blend of Lindt chocolate. It's supposed to be a surprise. Act surprised! ✌🏼 . What happens when an egg laughs? It cracks up. 🐣 . #whatnemodoes #davidlebovitz #pastry #cheflife #happy #blog #igdaily #thebakefeed #design #instafood #lindt #cakedecorating #feedfeed #geometry #huffposttaste #f52grams #theartofslowliving #buzzfeedfood

An orange chocolate tart for one of the most swagger peeps I know cause desserts aren't his thing but KFC spicy fries are... nutter! Also also, it was his birthday yesterday and I procrastinated with this post. If anyone in Melbourne spots a short fella with a dorky face playing pokemon go, wish him well. He'll probably be driving recklessly. 🐣✌🏼 Belated Happy Birthday @saeedalkhaja . What kind of monkey doesn't eat bananas? An orangutan. 🍊 . #whatnemodoes #themojaclub #pastry #cheflife #WHP🦄 #orange #chocolate #tart #Mumbai #instafood #tweegram #genzyellow #foodie #design #patterns #blog #chat #birthday #Melbourne #pokemongo