Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
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make your own foot scrub
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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world
would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him
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4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
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My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.
"What does that mean," he asks.
"It's free if you're gay," he's told.
"Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?"
"Just put in a check mark here."
My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.
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I'm new to tumblr, so I guess I'm gonna start posting and see what how it goes.
So uh. I'm 21, I'm biologically female, but I'm heavily questioning that I'm a transman. I don't want to use my real name so call me Damien. I was told tumblr has a positive LGBT+ community. I'm hoping to meet some new people and make some friends. I want to explore my gender identity online, because I don't feel comfortable doing it irl yet. ;-;
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