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Scratch My Head
they/them, 27, Leo, depressed
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theyrye putting chemicals in your food that make you moan like a girl btw
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one of my favorite things about FMA's worldbuilding is that you get to gradually realize how edward elric is the only person who dresses like that
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“Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?”
Sure do, no problem!!
“YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?”
I gotcha!! Comin’ right up!
"Now that's what I'm talkin' about! But... how about if I'm feeling like it's the kinda day where I need my clothing to be bifurcated???"
Never fear, joggers are here!
*wild cheering*
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Norman Rockwell (American, 1894 - 1978), Wet Paint, 1930, oil on canvas.
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you know how some movies are said to be cursed because of tragic events that happened on set? I like to think Army Of Darkness is blessed by gay sex
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