so this kid he used to bully me in middle school before i got tough, well this is kind of a funny story. so i sugar from time to time but my latest sugar mommys house is so extra and i didnt bring my glasses but im going through the house because she told me to make myself at home and i see a family photo and im just like he looks really familiar but i cant make out shit. and so she and i start talking and shes like yeah i have a son your age actually and im just like wait… and she was like you’ll meet him later when we go to the car show, and im just like fuckin wait.. and we get to the car show and its me and her we’re holding hands being friendly and shes like and heres my son. and i shit u not this is the same dude who used to fucking bully me in middle school and he starts fucking crying because he didnt know his mom was lesbian and i was just like hey its been a while, but im getting fucked by your mom.

Made a quick breakdown of the GeccTecc™

photo by G. Riebecke, 1929

from The Dog In Photography 1839 - Today

📷 ⟷ 🛡 Switch!

the only fucking reason i use facebook is for access to memes like these 

Here is my Branchiopod infographic, but in parts this time so hopefully it displays better.

Me: 4kids dubs were pretty bad

Yugioh GX 4Kids dub: Chillin’ out with the crew in the school yard

Me:

Homebrew Race “Awakened Cat” By u/vartian at r/DnD

I would LOVE to play as an awakened cat 🦁 meow

Playable Race: the Grimalkin!

(Link to PDF in source.)

Comes with:

4 subraces

6 racial feats

class modifications and suggestions

tasty lore

cute kitty drawings

small fat low poly birbs

you all claim to hate imagine dragons but i know for a snapple fact that if i start playing radioactive y’all gon be breathing in the chemicals

same thing with nickelback and i can prove it, all i have to do is say “never made it as a wise man” and bam you’ll all be raspy butt rock vocalists

“parkour"  I say as I roll to the other side of the bed 

“parkour"  I say as I roll to the other side of the bed