BBQ

blease be quiet

i would call off my wedding 5 minutes before it started if i found out my fiancé said jif instead of gif

me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

today’s hottake: u can always tell if a version of sherlock holmes is decent by how Irene Adler is written. Irene Adler’s purpose in the original Canon was to outsmart Holmes and force him to self reflect on his hubris and misogyny NOT to be a love interest. If an adaptation of Holmes shows Irene Adler as exclusively a love interest, or excludes her entirely, 9 times out of 10 its a sign that the writers are more interested in Holmes as an infallible figure of masculine intelligence than as a, like, human being or well rounded character. this is why Irene Adler is one of, if not the, most important characters in the whole sherlock holmes mythology and quite a revolutionary character given the context in which she was written but most adaptations completely disregard and belittle her because they’re misogynistic, homophobic, stupid, or a perfectly uninspiring combination of all three.

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Someone pls draw crowley like this, with the exact same outfit, with this hair and the sunglasses but with a bottle of wine.

Do ladies love stupid men or do they just love men who don’t exhaust every opportunity to feel smart

“I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.”

— Kurt Vonnegut (via hplyrikz)

Clear your mind here

(via hplyrikz)

“We worship perfection because we can’t have it; if we had it, we would reject it. Perfection is inhuman, because humanity is imperfect.”

— Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet (via hplyrikz)

the holy trinity

(insp)

a reason why i love rats is because of how goofy they look. i know a lot of people associate rodents with disease and uncleanliness and that’s why they fear them but i just cannot be scared of an animal that looks like this