welcome-to-roomba-fazbender
50 YEARS still no kids dead
Welcome to the World's Oldest Freddy Fazbender's in the year of 2024! this is the Roomba Fazbender location ran by Charlie Model_0666. Located in Canada Ontario. We got wild Walrus and Roomba entertainers and workers! Enjoy your stay... Don't wear shoes when coming in here trust me. (Creator of DSAF is Directdogman and Creator of FNAF is Scott Cawthon) (blog is ran by Mod Monnie) header image made by theory-anon-42 please read the master post/pinned post if you want lore and to find links to people who have helped with this blog. ((Charlie is aro ace please for the love of god respect that))
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"Okay Buddy, one spamming a single ask with only a single word, is very annoying, yes I see you."
"Yes, I'll answer your ask, but you don't need to repeatly send it over the course of a week untill I do, you did the same with salamander."
Charlie cleared his throat.
"Secondly I like turtles, they are goofy goobers and I'm on my way to get this one to group therapy for his pizza addiction."
"hundreds of turtles suffer from pizza addiction thanks to thoes bastard ninja turtles."
"and pizza is almost as bad for them as plastic."
"help a turtle, don't throw your pizza in the ocean."
"throw your used car batteries instead."
"this has been a roomba fazbenders PSA."
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salamander
"he's coming to get you"
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Throws restaurant into comically large shredder
"why would you want your aunt who's resting put into a comically large shredder?"
"Well, I mean okay I guess I can do it, she seems happy enough with it."
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I just witnessed a child get trampled by 20 roombas
"That wasn't a child, it was spork he's just child sized, also serves him right he and his life partner Ronald constantly crash their semi truck in here."
#charlie the phone guy#charlie the cursed phone guy#dsaf#dayshift at freddy's#classic verse#spork#ronald
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Merry 4/20 from Sweden :3
#charlie the phone guy#charlie the cursed phone guy#dsaf#dayshift at freddy's#classic verse#cw: weed
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*quietly hides the numerous cults under a carpet*
"Even now, the evil seed of what you've done germinates within you"
"Will they know? the terror, the marry jolly holly sins you have committed?"
"or will they be unaware of the true hogwash of a person you really are?"
"will you live by the swaws or die by the kungolori?"
"that is yours to choose so would you kindly or would you unkindly?"
"take your victory today, or take your loss tomorrow."
"nothing of what you know, or what you don't know."
"will matter yesterday."
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Whys the phone head kinda..
Also, merry 4/20 from Sweden
"Finish that thought and you get the glock."
"... and here it is! the 'G'clock' as it were! or Glock for short!"
"What did you think I meant a gun? that's cringe!"
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Charlie proceeds to unload 100 BB's into you.
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sometimes i think but then i-
what was i talking about again?
"You were talking about how you should buy everything off my menu"
"Honestly you shouldn't think, it will just lead to dorppin mogger and smurgle bungel you know? a real loppin the brave situation!"
"don't forget the last time someone thought something they got canceled for pussy in bio"
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“WHO HAS DOTH SUMMONED ME?”
“I’M HERE TO EAT YOUR FUCKING SOAP!”
Not that charlie
Charlie the cursed phone man
#(if you don't want charlie to interact with you please send a message I will delete the replies and leave you alone)#dsaf#dayshift at freddy's#classic verse#charlie the phone guy#charlie the cursed phone guy
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Meanwhile Across trademmarts home town.
“Bark, Bark, Woof Woof.”
hey Charlie can you make a cat face, I think it’s quite silly
“Your right! I do feel quite silly.”
“meow meow meow”
#(if you don't want charlie to interact with you please send a message I will delete the replies and leave you alone)#dsaf#dayshift at freddy's#classic verse#charlie the phone guy#charlie the cursed phone guy#you get a charlie headed animal#and an animal with a human body#all is balanced
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"You know Buddy, I'm not that predictable! I wouldn't stoop so low just to have my head explode, besides you asked for a cat face! not cat head!"
"but also if you asked for cat head, I'd call you a weirdo."
"honestly some people."
Charlie slowly shakes his head disapprovingly before his whole body explodes.
"I'm gonna go shit mustard into your sink."
hey Charlie can you make a cat face, I think it’s quite silly
"Your right! I do feel quite silly."
"meow meow meow"
#(if you don't want charlie to interact with you please send a message I will delete the replies and leave you alone)#dsaf#dayshift at freddy's#classic verse#charlie the phone guy#charlie the cursed phone guy
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hey Charlie can you make a cat face, I think it’s quite silly
"Your right! I do feel quite silly."
"meow meow meow"
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what if instead of a living things sacrificing cult we sacrifice empty soap bottles, could we do a cult then?
"WHAT PART OF NO CULTS DO YOU UNDERSTAND? ALSO EMPTY? UNLESS IT'S EMPTY BECAUSE IT'S BEEN STABBED JULUS CEASER RANCH BOTTLE STYLE, AND THE KNIFE IS STILL INSIDE IT"
"THEN YOU INSULT ME GOOD PERSON!"
"I'M NOT WORTH MAKING A RELIGION OVER!"
"tch... you people are almost as determined as Robert's cult back in 1900."
"pretty sure that cult went extinct because Robert killed and ate them all, least that's what he tells me, or is willing to tell me, the guy likes to keep secrets."
Charlie annoyingly began to eat some baseballs by swallowing them whole, and throwing them into the air and letting them crash thru his face at an intense and dangerous force.
#charlie the phone guy#charlie the cursed phone guy#dsaf#dayshift at freddy's#classic verse#robert the cannibalistic phone guy
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Charlie, what inspired you to be the amazing cult worthy being you are today?
-💥🥝
"I am so sick of the cults."
"Your not killing people in my name, your just a murderous asshole."
"You wanna make me happy? give me shoes and soap, come to my restaurant, buy food!"
"and by the way, I have no inspirations I inspire myself, I'm the way I am because no one else can be me, and that's the way it should be."
#Mod Monnie: My inspirations for charlie/the way I come up with answers are#honestly just alot of what comes to my mind instantly when I read a question#I don't really take time to think when I answer charlie asks#the only time I put acutal thought into this is when making thoes image edits#or thinking about who to send charlie asks to!#but regardless I think my humor and thoughts about charlie has been influenced by#DSAF. Brendaniel. HLVRAI. Goat Simulator. and many other pieces of chaotic media#but genuinely this is all improv#improv almost all the time made up on the spot#rest assured even if it's made up on the spot I do try and stay consistent and keep up to date making sure what has been made canon stays#thanks for asking!#charlie the phone guy#charlie the cursed phone guy#dsaf#dayshift at freddy's#classic verse
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Charlie
I think a kid tried eating the living balls
"Eh, trust me that kid will be fine, the balls will leak a vomit enduing liquid thus preventing injury from the child."
"but also if that happens, it's because the parents aren't keeping a close enough eye on their child."
"but also I gotta say, props to that kid if you can fit something the size of a baseball in your mouth without hurting yourself, your clearly going places in life."
"maybe you'll become a professional eating contest player."
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Insert epic kicking down of door that was not there until my arrival
Hey the when and you the eh what yes? Hello! What is your thought on the big glowing fire that eye hurt sphere of moon adjacency?
"Eh how bum, and the why no snore hi!"
"My thoughts on the solar eclipse? ..."
"I was the solar eclipse this year, do you not pay attention to my Instagram and tumblr?"
"Anyway, besides that I think it's pretty neat all things considered."
"Did you know solar eclipses are normally caused because the moon and sun tongue kissing?"
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