go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original.
or as we like to call it
the bible
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is there a gun section in every walmart?
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What if Mike was short for Micycle
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Who is sexier: Chris or RDJ?
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The reason why sharks attack surfers.
Please follow Oceans & Seas: http://oceans.press
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you ever notice a lot of stuff is considered poor and gross unless its upper middle class (white) people doing it
food trucks in the 90s were the realm of taco trucks and fairground food and were always considered unhygienic and nasty until all these rich city kids started opening food trucks and now they’re “trendy” and “innovative”
riding your bike to work is only considered geofriendly if you can also afford to drive a car but don’t want to, then you’re saving the earth, everyone else isn’t somehow??
recycling old cheap stuff to be used as furniture and wearing really old clothing is a sign of poverty unless you’re doing it a certain way or wearing a certain kind of old clothing
double standards are gross and you should expose them in your life as much as possible
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how u look at ur bank account after u reblogged the money dog and u still have $2.63
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cutthroat kitchen aka alton brown’s bdsm culinary extravaganza
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a person i’ve never met before in my life: *greets me by name*
me:
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bobby flay is short for robert flavor
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