I feel like the nonsense world of Cherliam is just going to be a forever thing now. It’s not going to end. It’s like fake relationships purgatory

the best part of ‘back to you’ is how there was no attempt whatsoever to make Louis and Bebe look like a couple, they’re like a high femme and low key queer dude decided to sing about their terrible partners in flashy pseudo-streetwear while being best friends and it’s kind of amazing tbh 

Well Gee Whizz, this is a nice little coincidence isn’t it? I’m sure Cheryl got this deal on the basis of her talent and not towing the party line and doing what she was supposed to do, which was having a baby with another celebrity who needs the exposure and who, like her, is definitely confirmed 100 percent heterosexual. No bank account weirdness or manager involvement here, nope. 

Niall came up to me and said, ‘you’ll never guess who’s got a crush on you’. I was like, ‘who?’. ‘Cheryl’. I was like, ‘nooooo!’. Niall hooked [us] up.

Liam on how he and Cheryl got together

Reblogging cause according to Cheryls( i believe it was hers) exclusive Wattpad fanfic this last week Simon is supposedly responsible…. Shrug

(via beseeingyouinmydreams)

Please god won’t somebody MAKE IT STOP

my new aesthetic is ‘definitely heterosexual Harry Styles taking Kendall Jenner to a gay bar’ 

Bella Hadid looks and sounds like she was grown in a lab

Look I’m not even in the One Direction fandom really (although I’ve got a very large soft spot for Zayn ‘Please Let me out Of this Contract’ Malik and Harry ‘Sauerkraut Sauce’ Styles, but following the gossip about the band had definitely made me more savvy about media and image manipulation, and what a fake relationship looks like. In Ten years when the boys come out, I’ll be cheering them. 

it has now been six months since cheryl ‘gave birth’ to her ‘child’ and there’s still no evidence the baby even exists lol

Kylie Why

surely nobody believes this right? like everyone can see through this? there’s 0.01 percent chance Kimberley Walsh and Cheryl have ‘playdates’ because:

1. There’s still zero proof this baby exists

2. They’ve probably a couple anyway

Come on Cheryl, do the right thing and produce a random infant you have lying around because you’ve kept this stunt up for longer than kk and at least she seemed more genuine about wanting to keep her kids out of the spotlight. You’re boring, this is boring

every now and then I think of Harry Style’s terrible sauerkraut sauce line in Dunkirk and I just think.. who let that line in? who thought, ‘yes, this sounds like a great line, let’s leave that in.. never mind that sauerkraut doesn’t come in a sauce, it comes in a brine which is very thin? like? poor harry tried his best but jesus 

omfg

I love this song

Man does Taylor Swift cultivate being off putting? because she’s as much a master of that as she is of deflection 

this week on: Cheryl and Liam are definitely in a real relationship and they totally actually have a baby they named Bear fucking Payne:

http://www.celebsnow.co.uk/celebrity-news/cheryl-cole-liam-payne-gucci-696001 

It’s a wrap on this one. Already wasn’t feeling it but Tomi just confirmed my anti swifterness