amidst the very sad chaos, people are arguing if the thing that's flooding us is a lake or a river (which is actually an age old discussion around here). but what's killing me is that if i said guys, guys. it's obviously a secret, third thing (which according to what i know is closer to the truth), no one would fucking get it. because they don't speak tumblr. the toils of being safe and privileged in the middle of an unprecedented environmental tragedy and you can't even use humor to cope bc it's too fucking niche :')
what happened was! we reached the moon!! but lost in space i think we got there all too soon!!! but you know what!!!!! IM COMING BACK FOR U BABY IM COMING BACK FOR YOU!!!!!!!
taylor swift fans are so scary it's like i'm in the truman show. watching taylor swift fans talk about how she soo gets neurospicy mental illness grippy sock vacation is exactly how truman felt when his wife started advertising coffee or something to nobody in particular
just found a pile of fresh grapes on some paving stones in the middle of woods because, you guessed it, god loves me the most and wants me to prosper over others