wardenparker
Warden Parker
Constance. She/Her. mid30s. 18+ Content fanfic writer. NO MINORS! So many fandoms. This is where my brain explodes. WardenParker on AO3.
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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy
I tried to scroll past this. I really did
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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.
- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.
- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.
- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.
That's love. 🐈⬛🐈❤️
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TiL (click to go to the thread, which probably has more interesting tidbits I missed).
Bonus:
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Good morning from my odd little corner of the world, darling ones.
Please stay tuned for part two (out of three!) of the Jack Daniels Titanic au A Night to Remember next week. I'm having a bit of a medical emergency that's keeping me from doing just about everything but hopefully it will be resolved quickly.
Be well, dears. And enjoy your beautiful Fridays.
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“i can fix him” “i can make him worse” i can imagine him in little scenarios every night as i’m falling asleep
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"A ship can never truly love an anchor." dude shut up. a ship without an anchor gets dashed against the rocks. it's useless, completely at the whim of the currents. a ship loves an anchor so much it carries it everywhere it goes. the anchor gives the ship the world to love. dude.
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look what i just stumbled on
#oscar isaac#oscar isaac hernandez estrada#early 2000s ska#YUP#I went to so goddamn many shows like this
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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
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