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vwpy · 3 months

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#oh my just had a test about this the other day #got a 13/14 👍👍👍#that's because the test was barely about the composition of the earth and more about looking things up in an atlas 👍👍👍#good test

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vwpy · 4 months

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Hi mars

#the other day #i had fries #with soy sauce mixed with this one chili sauce #i came up with the soy sauce. mom suggested the chili sauce #usually she disapproves of my culinary inventions #but soy sauce fries mixed with chili sauce we both appreciate #eaten with chopsticks #being asian is good 👍👍👍

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vwpy · 4 months

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they should invent a language that is a direct channelling of reality rather than a self-contained system of arbitrary signifiers (words) that can only approximate but never reach the signified (the concept) itself

#so #so very pissed we'll never get to the bottom of this #only approximately #linguistics

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vwpy · 4 months

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ASIAN HORNET. moving on.

He's trans now because I only have one way of coping with this shit. Save me video game protagonist. Videogame protagonist save me.

He's just like me fr <-(he's not)

#accept jack cooper as your lord and savior. the militia sees him as their jesus anyway.#be jack cooper #be a simple rifleman #your mentor figure dies in front of you. “pilot jack cooper you are a pilot now”#you take over his titan #in the span of less than 24 hours you:#1. achieve a higher battle efficiency with the titan than your mentor ever did.#your titan specifically requests to keep you as a pilot. against official orders. it's only granted because #1. their ass is getting kicked and 2. your battle efficiency is simply off the charts #2. get trapped in killing game arena factory and shortly after in an actual killing game arena #3. up to this point you've killed Countless People. at least 2 war crimes have probably been committed. killing people with a titan is.#messy.#no breaks have been taken either. you stop or you will die.#try processing this while your ass is in constant danger #4. oh yeah and your titan changed chassis 2 times #each time you thought you lost your man #until the Third Time where he was gone for good. “protocol 3. protect the pilot.” and proceeded to yeet you unwillingly out of the cockpit #gone for good. or so it seemed #5. also you nearly died 100000265888 times. stopped mattering after the 4rth time #this is the rifleman to pilot pipeline #also #you used to be called jill cooper until it didn't suit your vision anymore. never really did anyway #OH YEAHHHHHH AND YOU destroyed a planet with 40 mil people. first day on the job too.

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vwpy · 5 months

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Addition. His horn will be the peen

My concept for a JWST body pillow

The other side would be identical but he'd have cartoon blush marks

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vwpy · 5 months

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU BOTCHED THE SIXPACK AND ALSO THE DICKS AND PECKS WHERE ARE THEEEEEEY

My concept for a JWST body pillow

The other side would be identical but he'd have cartoon blush marks

#once i get over this horrible 2 am experience i will get things done.#correction. i mean 12 pack

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vwpy · 6 months

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treack. or trit? look man this is the burning question everyone asks on november the 1st... happy weello han <33333333333 don't let the vampires get you

yours truly vampy

Treack