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i've always been team "taakitz adopts angus" and listening to imbalance did not change that (angus would be in his early 20s by then, it makes perfect sense that he's not home right now + empty nest syndrome fits in very well with taako's whole dissatisfaction deal)
what it did do, after seeing how kravitz interacts with taako's friends and family, is enlighten me to the fact that *kravitz* was actually the one to initially propose bringing out the adoption paperwork, rather than taako
#taz imbalance#op your tags are wonderful >>>#“taako i've been thinking and i think it's time we officially adopt angus”#“adopt angus??? why would we do that!”#“i mean we are basically already his dads. i think the security of making it official would be good for him”#“just because he lives with us doesn't make us his dads. did they not have roommates back in your day‚ bones?”#“okay first of all roommates are usually adults and pay rent. second of all you're literally packing his lunchbox as we speak”#“...well shit. you got me there.”#<<< art#taakitz#angus mcdonald#taako#kravitz
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tres horny boys throughout the series…🪓🌂🌺
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TAZ Balance Dashboard Simulator
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happy rise and grind reclaimers wednesday monday
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its literally friday ?
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HAPPY RISE AND GRIND RECLAIMERS WEDNESDAY MONDAY FRIDAY
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#the additions are KILLING ME #laugh rule #tumblr days of the week #scheduled
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#bureau business #inoculated #txt
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give me that username lup. stop impersonating me
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CALLOUT FOR GARFIELD THE DEALS WARLOCK
so im not trying to start anything, but it has to be said. garfield has been collecting blood from various people and using it for nefarious purposes, as well as just kind of being a dick.
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#callout #gore tw #lilian don’t look
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Life is meaningless and nothing matters. Everything sucks and we should all just give in. Submit to the Hunger.
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this is exactly what ligma was saying a few years ago
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What is Ligma? Some minor god you think will save you when your plane is consumed?
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LIGMA BALLS OHHHHHHHH
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ohmygod you killed him
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A picture of the moon I took with my new camera! If you look really closely, you can see the B.O.B. on the left side.
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You can't do that here
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hey guys! it's me, merle hightower highchurch. just wanted to come on here and say that i'm a total loser and lup is the coolest bitch alive
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STOP
#this is elder abuse
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#my coworkers are driving me CRAZY rn #what do you mean it was 'just a little bit' of necromancy #WE ARE LITERALLY REAPERS LIKE HELLO #and now rq will be pissed at me. great #vent #do not rb
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i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up i fu
#ohhhhh my god accidentally posted on the wrong blog #i didn't realize until BOTH of my coworkers had seen it fuck me #i am dating one of their brothers as well so #dreading our next work meeting and my date plans tonight
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i need to pick up taako by the scruff of his neck and shake him around
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a thing i love about the eleventh hour red robe/magnus interaction is imagine if your mysterious seemingly-evil haunting ghost went "if you look at this information, I'll be less able to protect you" and then the information, while incomprehensible, is basically that you're in cahoots with that guy. hi, I know you care about everyone, but you're gonna make it harder for yourself if you try to remember caring about me, i love you.
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ID: Digital art comic featuring Merle, Magnus, and Taako from the Adventure Zone. Merle is an older dwarf man with brown skin, grey hair, and a beard. He is wearing a jack-o-lantern shirt and has vines growing around his face. He is holding his X-treme Teen Bible as he says, "Hallowed be thy ween." Magnus, a human man dressed as Frankenstein's monster, exclaims, "You're gonna hollow out my what?" Taako, an elven wizard dressed as a skeleton with cobweb accents, replies from behind, "Your Ween!" End ID
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Looking forward to this season becoming entirely about the guy who is half reverse-Batman and half Shrek
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taz ethersea went so fucking hard with its worldbuilding. like oh yeah here are the brinearr. they're people made out of coral, each one is inhabited by a coalition of ~5ish different souls who refused to be raptured. except one of them has a sixth soul from a murdered adventurer that couldn't fully integrate with the other five souls so they carry him around in a lantern. also except this other one who has no souls at all. also unrelatedly there is a ship made out of a god's corpse. they call it the biggest baby and god hates that.
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the fact that first Justin put Taako, From TV* into a Steeplechase episode, and then once the novelty of that had worn off, put Shrek** into the same episode and spoke exclusively in a Shrek voice for about half an hour, meaning that as soon as the boys moved onto a new area, I was fucking quaking in my boots about who the next NPC could possibly be — only for Justin to decide to play a 5'7 ordinary guy named Justin, because he was just so tired of doing voices and wanted to signal to his family that this guy was unimportant, yet instead somehow incited such an utterly bonkers feral energy in the PCs with that decision that Beef Punchley fucking punched Character!Justin in the face with brass knuckles in front of a security camera, immediately knocking him unconscious and jeopardizing the entire heist, is possibly the single greatest series of consecutive rug pulls in the history of The Adventure Zone
*cast member portraying Taako at Fantasy Disney World for presumably minimum wage
**by Shrek I actually mean Shroog. kiss him and you'll get an "I Smooched Shroog" sticker
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its hilarious seeing so many people reblog that schlebethany audio clip like "what is HAPPENING on TAZ???" or "is THIS what they're up to these days??" well its simple the employees of an arcade in cyberpunk disneyland who also do crimes are trying to steal a holographic guitar for a man in a cat costume whose identity was stolen by a hologram, and to do so they are competing on an extremely horny dating show. Simple.
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⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ the twins ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆
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taako being flippant about boyland's family being forced to forget him and kinda implying that it's better off for them to forget than to have to mourn their lost family member... all the while not knowing that *he himself* has been forced to forget his presumed-dead family member so that he wouldn't mourn her (and later, when he does learn of this, absolutely does not see forgetting her as being better than mourning her)
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Come experience the newest adventure at Ephemera©️®️™️!
With Geltfrimpin Defeated by 3 bounty hunters of the Emerald Coven
No one was left to Protect us from the Fish of the Void's terrifying return
In its revenge it Destroyed the Gallspire in its entirety!
Now presenting the brand new
Daily Annual Feast of the Seven Extravaganza
Featuring
Infinite Jesse the Spectre Fairy Raining down Free* Merch from her majestic flight (Can YOU catch the sword of ages?)
The Day Shaper fights off the Fish of the Void sealing it away so it may never enact its terrible wrath again
The Cult of Geltfrimpin Revive him to Undeath after his assassination try your luck at reclaiming the Necroscale from the new attraction "Trials of Zombie Geltfrimpin"
Its all here to enjoy at Steeplechase ©️®️™️
Never know when to stop dreaming
*all merchandise dropped by Infinite Jesse the Spectre Fairy ©️®️™️ is of common rarity and only free with the Ephemera Blessing of the Day Shaper Deluxe Package
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Justin: this dragon is a part of the experience, so nothing you do in there is really gonna be noticed unless you really fuck it up
Montrose, who has had a gun in his possession for 11 episodes:
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Blink twice if ur being held captive girl
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my steeplechase pc headcanons!
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Another Steeplechase travel poster, this time for Ephemera! And I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to include statues of everybody’s favorite fantasy characters: Taako, Magnus Braveaxe, Merle the Pious, and Gerf the talking direwolf!
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