Hey, for those who still read this and have stuck with me through time:

I am rebuilding! At a new URL and with a new passion. I will post it here when it's done, but since Tumblr doesn't support JavaScript anymore on pages, I am redoing all of my pages on Google docs and it's gonna take a little bit. I will also add new muses at the new URL, so stay tuned

Hey, for those who still read this and have stuck with me through time:

I am rebuilding! At a new URL and with a new passion. I will post it here when it's done, but since Tumblr doesn't support JavaScript anymore on pages, I am redoing all of my pages on Google docs and it's gonna take a little bit. I will also add new muses at the new URL, so stay tuned

I seriously need to get back on tumblr. Like, I wanna be aesthetic but also roleplay and also shitpost, but that's like impossible, right?

Also please, someone play TTRPG with me. I can DM, I can play, I just need a table of fun people who like to RP hard and kill bad guys regardless of alignment

my old blog turned 8 yesterday and I don't know how to feel about it at all.

Hey, btw, after 5 years I finally graduated. this blog is like dead-dead now, so at some point in time I will move it to another URL. Will keep Yoshino and Shikaku, probably Keiko and add some of my original DND characters, alongside some CR oldie but goldie

I kinda wanna come back, but I feel like I would just be better off moving everything to another blog and start fresh, anew.... I miss playing Yoshino, y'all, and I wanna play some of my DND characters over here...

I kinda wanna come back, but I feel like I would just be better off moving everything to another blog and start fresh, anew.... I miss playing Yoshino, y'all, and I wanna play some of my DND characters over here...

Thinking about using Ludwig The Holy Blade OST for the big boss encounter my DND group will face next week and It Kinda Made Me So Happy

"Imagine growing up in the shade of the Professor Hokage, your dad, who was absent 24/7, so now you are filled with all these feelings of protection and flash wisdom you gotta share, and instead of getting a nice lady pregnant and have your own son, you decide to steal mine.

No hate tho."

Inoichi: What’s wrong? You look glum

Shikaku: It’s come to my realization that I’m no longer the father of my biological kid

Inoichi: What do you mean?

Choza: Asuma?

Shikaku: Asuma

Misconception I would like people to drop when approaching my muses, Naruto edition.

Since I am sick and tired of people assuming stuff, especially since I have a huge fucking detailed muse page for both Yoshino and Shikaku where you can find: a) backstory ; b) family ; c) a lot of headcanons; and more, I will just list here the things that make me the most mad when people approach my muses:

Shikaku is emotionally barren and/or emotionally blocked. No, he is not. Shikaku is a man that can deal pretty well with his emotions, a man that has no problem showing his affection and his care. This DOES NOT mean Shikaku is a fluffy, happy-go-lucky man, ‘cause he is pretty rough around the edge and he will give you a pretty consistent telling off if you happen to fuck up. Shikaku is not a soft man to most, but sure as hell he is not going to watch his son or any people he loves suffer and isolate themselves and not trying to do something about it.

Yoshino is a nagging, loud, Chichi-kind of mother. NO. NOPE. NIET. IE. NO AGAIN. I have spent four goddamn years developing this muse and I won’t let anyone disrespect her by forcing onto her the standards of a canon which did nothing but disrespect women. There is a reason why Yoshino is listed in my rules and in my muse page as CANON DIVERGENT. Yoshino is for sure the stricter parent, when the choice is between her and Shikaku, but in my canon she would not (never!!) be a mother like: “Shikamaru, do this!”, “Shikamaru, do that!”. Yoshino is ABSOLUTELY a terrifying mother, but for other reasons, cue: the light in her eyes when she is disappointed, the grimace she takes on when Shikamaru rolls his eyes at her, the fact that once Shikamaru saw her and dad sparring and dad got his ass handed at him with so much finesse and elegance it was scary.

Shikaku was a bad father to Shikamaru. This shit leaves me perplexed as fuck because even in canon Shikaku shows to be a pretty decent parent, but even so. In your personal canon, dude, you can do the shit you most like; heck, in your canon, Shikamaru could be a fucking orphan. But if you come to me to interact with a Shikaku and demand from me to make him a disinterested, neglecting father, completely ignoring my own canon, then please, fuck off. There are other Shikaku’s out there. My Shikaku loves his son more dearly than his fucking life. Sure, he has made mistakes. Sure, it has happened that father and son won’t click together (that’s why Shikamaru has such a deep relationship with Asuma, and why Shikaku feels inferior to him). But if you think that Shikaku didn’t want to go out himself to find Kakuzu and Hidan to settle the score after the pain they had inflicted to his son— you are fucking wrong. And if you think that Shikaku wasn’t the proudest father when Shikamaru came home…. well, again, I am not the Shikaku you need.

Yoshino has nothing in common with Shikamaru. HA! Fool. Who do you think he took from the passion he has in his chest? Who do you think he got from his need to even the wrongdoings? Who do you think he got from the passion for revenge? Who do you think he took from his attachment to the people he loves? Sure, as I said before, Shikaku can love (and very much so), but Yoshino would never accept to fail or disappoint the people she cares for. Hell, the converging points of Shikamaru and Yoshino’s characters are so many that it’s no surprise mother and son have a hard time communicating. Both of them are emotional people but both of them try their hardest to deny and defy any struggle, any pain. Because they both are prideful fuckers.

I think this covers it. For now. This has been Mirin for “please, read about my characters before approaching them”. Will keep in touch.

your daily reminder that shikaku loves yoshino more than his fucking life. call him a cheater, a bastard, a hypocrite, a liar, a buffoon, but never ever insinuate he doesnt love his wife. or even worse, threatening the life OR the honor of his spouse. you will die before your next breath. yoshino is his life, the love of his life. his most dreaded nightmare is to lose her to her illness. when yoshino fell unconscious after shikamaru’s birth, shikaku couldn’t really feel relieved that shikamaru was born perfectly healthy ー alone, without his soulmate, how could he face this challenge alone?

Yoshino is his half. Yoshino is…. so important to him.

I simply do not vibe with my father

Since people are very active, how about a like for an ask? Specify muse in the comments or you WILL get Yoshino.

I want to rectify my previous post:

I don't need a shikamaru

Yoshino will quite literally bake you cookies, scold you with one stern look, rub your head, gift you warm smiles and kick the ass of whatever bully you might have regardless of your age and your blood relations

Shikaku will burst through your window to teach you how to throw ball, tease you about literally everything in your life, tell you what a great kid you are and consistently tell you off if you fuck up before helping you figure shit out even if you are an enemy spy

Doemama loves you and stagpa is there for you, kid. Always

hi I am Mirin and irl just became significantly more busy, but I still want to love someone as doemom and stagdad

as much as i love my Naruto muses, i kinda wanna use my fandomless oc’s a bit more... i might even add a couple whenever i can be asked to do it hahaha