the nanny starters
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❛ the best years of my life are gone. and they sucked. ❜
❛ but i've got style, i've got flair. ❜
❛ i just wanted to eat bacon. ❜
❛ good things come to those who wait. ❜
❛ you blew into our lives five years ago like a whirlwind. ❜
❛ you made us all feel alive again. ❜
❛ for that alone, i'll love you forever. ❜
❛ why don’t you just take a dip in the dead sea with a haemorrhoid. ❜
❛ i told you i loved you. but then i took it back! ❜
❛ my god what are all these flowers for? ❜
❛ either their date went really well or he died and we're hosting the wake. ❜
❛ save it, no one’s gonna hear you. this was originally a bomb shelter. ❜
❛ there’ll always be people out there who don’t like you. you’re irritating. ❜
❛ right. no distractions. such as setting a small but containable fire. ❜
❛ you’ve barely spoken a word to me in 12 hours. it's scaring me. ❜
❛ it's a waste of money. ...so i've heard. ❜
❛ if i had to like every one of my friends i wouldn’t have any! ❜
❛ if you ever hurt one of my kids again, they'll be wiping your blue blood off the walls. ❜
❛ when they shot bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment? ❜
❛ he is truly sensitive. when he cries, snot comes out of his nose. ❜
❛ how about severe depression brought on by feelings of inadequacy & fear of death? ❜
❛ shut your mouth. we are not a pez dispenser. ❜
❛ blood is thicker than water. and you can wash them both off of plastic slip covers. ❜
❛ you have no idea how cruel children can be. ❜
❛ i hate myself... do it again. ❜
❛ this will be a great party. a bunch of 60-year-old ladies pinching my cheeks. ❜
❛ learn to love it. that's as close to a woman as you'll ever get. ❜
❛ i could kill you. i could rip out your heart with my bare hands! ❜
❛ one part of me says, "get out the window, quick!" but the other part just has to know why. ❜
❛ isn't that sweet? you're bonding with the sheep. not the first one, i'm sure. ❜
❛ i knew you'd find some way to blame it all on me. ❜
❛ i should have defended you yesterday but i totally wimped out. ❜
❛ i came because they brought me and i don't know how to get home from here. ❜
❛ you know i don't like to be filmed when i'm eating. ❜
❛ which is why there's more footage of bigfoot than of her. ❜
❛ she's only happy when she's making everyone around her miserable. ❜
❛ do something wild, out there, totally unexpected, i don't know. ❜
❛ you realize, of course, now i'm going to have to kill you. ❜
❛ you are a pathetic excuse for a man. ❜
❛ there's nothing wrong with being just a pretty face. in fact, it's a plus if you have no skills. ❜
❛ that is not true! i got this job because i lied on my resume. ❜
❛ it is just so adorable how you can't really express the way you feel. ❜
❛ she tried to swallow a whole rotisserie chicken in her mouth like a python. ❜
❛ all this anger and bitterness is just a mask for low self-esteem. ❜
❛ look at your shiny new coat. have you been adding cod liver oil to your diet? ❜
❛ oh, easy. he keeps in shape by running from commitment. ❜
❛ i have to talk to you about our relationship and the way it seems to have escalated. ❜
❛ honey, you look like a smart woman. you're not, but you look like one. ❜
❛ i can share these feelings with you because i'm not in love with you. ❜
❛ nobody looks good at two in the morning. ❜
❛ are you implying that i cannot keep this thing a secret? ❜
❛ oh, you can tell this play was written by a man. ❜
❛ hey, we’re not into kinky stuff. one time we ate cheesecake off each other, but that’s only 'cause no one wanted to get up to get a napkin. ❜
❛ sweetheart, you know i'd eat you last. ❜
❛ some things just get better with age! like a fine bordeaux! ❜
❛ louder, i don't think they heard you in uruguay. ❜
❛ i'll fight for all those small, defenseless creatures out there. ❜
❛ honey, as long as i am living under your roof you will do as i say. ❜
❛ it is raining outside -- maybe she melted? ❜
❛ you're single by choice. it's just not your choice. ❜
❛ i feel like i have died and gone to heaven. ❜
❛ i have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction. ❜
❛ there is only one man who can satisfy a woman in two minutes; colonel sanders. ❜
❛ you need at least two people on your broom to use the express lane ❜
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franz kafka starters
WARNINGS: MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES, IMPLIED DEPRESSION
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❛ i am a cage, in search of a bird. ❜
❛ don't bend; don't water it down; don't try to make it logical. ❜
❛ don't edit your own soul according to the fashion. ❜
❛ follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly. ❜
❛ youth is happy because it has the capacity to see beauty. ❜
❛ anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old. ❜
❛ i write differently from what i speak. ❜
❛ i speak differently from what i think. ❜
❛ i cannot make you understand. ❜
❛ i cannot even explain it to myself. ❜
❛ i cannot make anyone understand what is happening inside me. ❜
❛ a first sign of the beginning of understanding is the wish to die. ❜
❛ the meaning of life is that it stops. ❜
❛ all language is but a poor translation. ❜
❛ remain sitting at your table and listen. ❜
❛ do not even listen, simply wait, be quiet, still and solitary. ❜
❛ it has no choice, it will roll in ecstasy at your feet. ❜
❛ the nonexistent is whatever we have not sufficiently desired. ❜
❛ slept, awoke, slept, awoke, miserable life. ❜
❛ i have the true feeling of myself only when i am unbearably unhappy. ❜
❛ paths are made by walking. ❜
❛ i can’t think of any greater happiness than to be with you all the time. ❜
❛ it's because of their stupidity that they're able to be so sure of themselves. ❜
❛ there is an infinite amount of hope in the universe ... but not for us. ❜
❛ he is terribly afraid of dying because he hasn’t yet lived. ❜
❛ i have spent all my life resisting the desire to end it. ❜
❛ i usually solve problems by letting them devour me. ❜
❛ i am in chains. don't touch my chains. ❜
❛ i never wish to be easily defined. ❜
❛ start with what is right rather than what is acceptable. ❜
❛ love is, that you are the knife which i plunge into myself. ❜
❛ i miss you deeply, unfathomably, senselessly, terribly. ❜
❛ now i can look at you in peace; i don't eat you any more. ❜
❛ better to have, and not need, than to need, and not have. ❜
❛ you are at once both the quiet and the confusion of my heart. ❜
❛ i’m tired, can’t think of anything and want only to lay my face in your lap. ❜
❛ they say ignorance is bliss... they're wrong. ❜
❛ in man's struggle against the world, bet on the world. ❜
❛ in a way, you are poetry material. ❜
❛ you are full of cloudy subtleties i am willing to spend a lifetime figuring out. ❜
❛ may i kiss you then? ❜
❛ you can hold yourself back from the sufferings of the world. ❜
❛ that is something you are free to do and it accords with your nature. ❜
❛ perhaps this very holding back is the one suffering you could avoid. ❜
❛ beyond a certain point there is no return. this point has to be reached. ❜
❛ people label themselves with all sorts of adjectives. ❜
❛ i can only pronounce myself as 'nauseatingly miserable beyond repair'. ❜
❛ love is a drama of contradictions. ❜
❛ i'm even losing my name, it was getting shorter & shorter all the time & is now: yours ❜
❛ first impressions are always unreliable. ❜
❛ if i shall exist eternally, how shall i exist tomorrow? ❜
❛ evil is whatever distracts. ❜
❛ what do you know of the griefs that are in me and what do i know of yours? ❜
❛ how about if i sleep a little bit longer and forget all this nonsense? ❜
❛ kill me, or you are a murderer. ❜
❛ last night i dreamed about you. ❜
❛ what am i doing here in this endless winter? ❜
❛ if you become involved with me, you will be throwing yourself into the abyss. ❜
❛ my guiding principle is this: guilt is never to be doubted. ❜
❛ i am dirty, endlessly dirty, that is why i make such a fuss about cleanliness. ❜
❛ please — consider me a dream. ❜
❛ i can love only what i can place so high above me that i cannot reach it. ❜
❛ i’m doing badly, i’m doing well, whichever you prefer. ❜
❛ for myself i am too heavy, and for you too light. ❜
❛ it certainly was not my intention to make you suffer. ❜
❛ you can choose to be free , but it's last decision you'll ever make. ❜
❛ even if no salvation should come, i want to be worthy of it at every moment. ❜
❛ he was a tool of the boss, without brains or backbone. ❜
❛ if i could drown in sleep as i drown in fear i would be no longer alive. ❜
❛ i lack nothing. i only needed myself. ❜
❛ i long for you; i who usually longs without longing, as though i am unconscious and absorbed in neutrality and apathy. ❜
❛ i really, utterly long for every bit of you. ❜
❛ even the merest gesture is holy if it is filled with faith. ❜
❛ you misinterpret everything, even the silence. ❜
❛ you must not pay too much attention to opinions. ❜
❛ i only fear danger where i want to fear it. ❜
❛ nor is it perhaps really love when i say that for me you are the most beloved. ❜
❛ in this love you are like a knife, with which i explore myself. ❜
❛ i like to make use of what i know ❜
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banana fish starters
WARNINGS: IMPLIED SA, VIOLENCE MENT, DRUGS MENT
spoiler warning . to make it less long, the rest is under a cut.
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ASH LYNX
❛ even if i did know something, what good would it do? ❜
❛ even a stupid street punk like me knows that ❜
❛ i envy you … being able to jump like that. ❜
❛ what could be more relaxing than three days away from these guys? ❜
❛ i wish i could hate you. i need someone to hate. ❜
❛ someone is dead. not that you’d give a damn one way or the other. ❜
❛ treating him like you’re giving the pope a bath isn’t going to help. ❜
❛ aren’t there any decent parents in this world? ❜
❛ that guy always regarded me as a human being with a real heart, not some sort of tool. ❜
❛ this little act of charity, you’re going to regret this. ❜
❛ i tried to forget. ❜
❛ stay with me... i won’t ask "forever". just for now. ❜
❛ well, i already know you’re a sick man. ❜
❛ ready to lose your life over a pizza? ❜
❛ my name... has become the signal for a massacre. ❜
❛ what on earth... have i become? ❜
❛ what do you think i am...? i’m a murderer... okay? ❜
❛ i told you before. i kill people. ❜
❛ they paid the price for their decisions— that’s all. ❜
❛ what the hell do you know?! ❜
❛ let‘s say i am ‘exceptional’. the problem is, i never, ever, my whole life wanted to be. ❜
❛ you said i am not like ordinary people. ❜
❛ there’ve been countless times in my life when i thought i’d be better off dead. ❜
❛ that nothing could be worse than what was happening to me right then. ❜
❛ at times like that...death looks sweet and peaceful, and unbearably enticing. ❜
❛ war is always good business for those in power. ❜
❛ sorry to destroy your youthful innocence. ❜
❛ you have any idea what those guys made us do? ❜
❛ don’t tell me you still believe the pen is mightier than the sword. ❜
❛ if you ask me, the white house can go screw itself. ❜
❛ i wonder if i’m dying somewhere. ❜
❛ i wasn’t expecting the law to protect me. ❜
❛ i’ve ignored it all my life... i sure as hell don’t plan on hiding behind it now. ❜
❛ just keep them away from me— please! ❜
❛ this town’s my backyard, remember? ❜
❛ sunrise and sunset are about the only times this junkyard of a city looks good. ❜
❛ even if i said no, you wouldn’t go back anyway. ❜
❛ if you went home i’d probably worry if something happened to you. ❜
❛ so it’s better you’re right here, where i can keep an eye on you ❜
❛ some people never change. ❜
❛ vulture got together with the viper. you make a great pair. ❜
❛ why now after all this time— does it have to be you, of all people...? ❜
❛ i don’t stand a chance. i’m dust against him. ❜
❛ over my dead body. if anybody hurts you... it’ll be over my dead body— ❜
❛ i don’t care who it is. i am not letting anybody hurt you. ❜
❛ do i scare you? ❜
❛ dont give me your stupid advice. ❜
❛ i’m happy, goddammit! ❜
❛ i know there’s at least one person in this world who cares about me. who doesn’t want anything from me. ❜
❛ do you have any idea what that’s like? i never did... not once in my entire life—until now. ❜
❛ and that’s worth more to me than anything else. ❜
❛ go back home! don’t look at me! ❜
❛ i don’t want you seeing me like this! ❜
❛ my hands are dirty with other people's blood. ❜
❛ i don't even know how many people i've killed. ❜
❛ i'm bad news. ❜
❛ i wish i could’ve been like you. ❜
❛ it’s just that… i always picture the worst-case scenario, that’s all. ❜
❛ guess it’s because i’m a coward. ❜
❛ i just can’t relax. it’s turned into a habit. ❜
❛ i was so scared i couldn’t speak, i couldn’t cry, and i screamed in my head, but... nothing came out. ❜
EIJI OKUMURA
❛ if i ever lose you too... i'll go crazy. ❜
❛ come back safely. i'll be waiting for you, forever. ❜
❛ if you feel responsible, the same goes for me. ❜
❛ my words might not mean anything now, but just remember one thing. ❜
❛ even if the world turns on you, i'll always be on your side. ❜
❛ humans can change their destiny. ❜
❛ if i'm going to die anyways, at least i'll die trying! ❜
❛ don't apologize. that's something for people like me to do. ❜
❛ i'd do anything for you. ❜
❛ i know we'll meet again, no matter how far apart we are. ❜
❛ you're the greatest friend i'll ever have. ❜
❛ you're not alone. i'm by your side. my soul is always with you. ❜
❛ you asked me over and over if you scared me. but i never feared you. not once. ❜
❛ i'm really glad i came here. ❜
❛ i met lots of people. and more than anything, i met you. ❜
❛ that’s when i decided. i would always believe in you, no matter what. ❜
❛ no matter what happened, he would always have at least one person... ❜
❛ i am very worried because i haven’t seen you and i don’t know if you are okay. ❜
❛ but so what? we are friends. isn’t that enough? what else do we need? ❜
❛ actually, i always felt that you are hurt, much more than me - that your spirit is wounded. ❜
❛ i know you are much smarter than me, and bigger, and stronger - but even so.. i always wanted to protect you. ❜
❛ but what did i want to protect you from? ❜
❛ i think i wanted to protect you from your future. ❜
❛ because your fate was sweeping you away, like a flood. ❜
❛ but i’m not saying “goodbye” to you... because this isn’t goodbye. ❜
❛ are you going off on your own again? ❜
❛ somewhere far away.. without a word? ❜
❛ i want to see you. i wish i was with you right now. ❜
YUT-LUNG
❛ a bloody history is inevitable when you are the one ruling. ❜
❛ what's wrong? you hated him, right? guess what? so do i. ❜
❛ no need to glare. i won't eat you up. ❜
❛ there's nothing you can do to help. ❜
❛ and what can you do to help? ❜
❛ you really irritate me. ❜
❛ you make people want to protect you or make them want to tear you apart and crush you. ❜
❛ so, what to do with you now. ❜
❛ i heard you tried to escape again. you have some spunk. ❜
❛ we have hired him, his target is your friend. ❜
❛ i have other things for you to do for me. ❜
❛ we still have two more scorpions. ❜
❛ i am a monster, too. ❜
❛ i'm not hearing any good news. ❜
❛ you become all tame when you’re around them. ❜
❛ you’ve degraded from a lone lynx to a content pet cat. ❜
❛ depending on your answer, i may not forgive you. ❜
OTHER CHARACTERS (shorter, max, sing, shunichi, etc.)
❛ his face when he laughed was cute, and childlike, and totally angelic. ❜
❛ it's my problem too! if you go alone, you'll just be killed. ❜
❛ you'll die for nothing! ❜
❛ i won't let you go alone. ❜
❛ i'm sorry, but believe me when i say this: i'll die before i let them lay a finger on you. ❜
❛ i can't anymore. set me free. i'm in so much pain. ❜
❛ we need to stay apart so at least one of us survives ❜
❛ if the former boss gets hit then it's the duty of the new boss to make the drop. ❜
❛ if we don't fight back now, we'll forever be expendable tools. ❜
❛ you asked me to look after them. ❜
❛ yes, honey. ❜
❛ that’s for you to decide for yourself.. ❜
❛ what’s wrong? you can’t punch me from that far back. ❜
❛ this will be the last time i give you a word of advice. ❜
❛ time is an ironic thing. for us, it means to age. but for people like him, it means to grow. ❜
❛ i love all women. they're beautiful and strong. like life itself. ❜
❛ it would only be making another one of us. ❜
❛ one more wretched being, unloved and unloving, whose only sustenance is hatred and nihilism. ❜
❛ don’t fight your memories, cuz you’re never going to win. ❜
❛ i guess home isn’t something you want to remember if you ran away from it. ❜
❛ in one second i knew he could read everything on my mind. ❜
❛ i wondered when this boy had started to watch out for his soul, then i knew how much he had suffered. ❜
❛ you are the most beautiful and the most dangerous, of all the beasts i have ever known. ❜
❛ rather than hate and be triumphant, you chose to love and be destroyed. ❜
❛ i staked my life on that choice. please try to accept it. ❜
❛ one who does not love cannot be loved, either. ❜
❛ you at the very least knows what it is to love. ❜
❛ how can you expect someone who suffered so much to have any respect for authority? ❜
❛ fine line between offender and victim it’s hard to know where to draw it. ❜
❛ there’s something about you that i just can’t hate. ❜
❛ 'cause you’re hurt your soul’s bleeding-even now. ❜
❛ you’re just like me that way. ❜
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castlevania (s4) quotes
WARNINGS: CRUDE LANGUAGE, MENTIONS OF VIOLENCE, SEXUAL INNUENDOS & IMPLIED SUICIDE.
these quotes are taken OUT OF CONTEXT & from youtube videos . spoiler warning .
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❛ what did you just say? ❜
❛ i said “shit”, okay? ❜
❛ yes, it's just that you never, you know, curse. ❜
❛ i never used to, and then all this happened. and then you happened. ❜
❛ yes, you. i was nice. and then i met you, and now i'm like you. ❜
❛ it's all your fault! you did this to me! ❜
❛ i found you turned into a statue in a fucking tomb! ❜
❛ god, this is getting on my nerves! i wish i could fucking kill you twice! ❜
❛ wakey wakey, you shower of assholes. ❜
❛ can someone please come over here and kill me? ❜
❛ sacrifice your ethics, your morals, sacrifice your soul to the task. ❜
❛ you don't deserve my blood. ❜
❛ we have a second chance. ❜
❛ don’t you have anything better to do? ❜
❛ ah, so you’re bored. no ... you’re worried. ❜
❛ are they sidelining you? ❜
❛ they’re not- it’s not like that. ❜
❛ these are things of the past now. ❜
❛ which makes you a thing of the past, and that’s bothering you. ❜
❛ well, you are a diplomat. ❜
❛ i didn’t pick the name, that’s just what they call us. ❜
❛ so use a bloody hammer, there have to be a thousand bloody hammers around. ❜
❛ no, i need a special hammer. ❜
❛ huh, your special hammer? ❜
❛ would you stop? ❜
❛ like a flute with no holes, for fingering? ❜
❛ so when you blow it, nothing comes out? ❜
❛ good god. ❜
❛ i’m bored and it’s fun to horrify you. ❜
❛ well, make it work faster. ❜
❛ if they get upset i won’t be able to stand in front of you for long. ❜
❛ you’d stand in front of me? ❜
❛ i’ve been doing it for weeks. ❜
❛ you know what i’m going to say. ❜
❛ yes, well, it needs to be perfect or nothing will come out of it in the end. ❜
❛ ugh, you’re disgusting. ❜
❛ we need to get you out of here! ❜
❛ and go where? ❜
❛ somewhere safe. i can’t have you in harms way! ❜
❛ if you’ll excuse me, i have to go and get killed now. ❜
❛ never enough time, in the end, is there? ❜
❛ you’ve gone mad. ❜
❛ i’ve been mad. this doesn’t feel like it. maybe i’ve gone sane. ❜
❛ if you came here to kill me, kill me. but leave her alone. ❜
❛ are you the threat? ❜
❛ i’m done. take your revenge. i hold no malice. ❜
❛ i am not here to kill you. ❜
❛ we need to grow up, revenge is for children. ❜
❛ but i refuse to exist like this. ❜
❛ and i want to see what’s so special, about this sun you keep talking about. ❜
❛ it’s fine. it’s what i want to do. ❜
❛ be free. ❜
❛ what will you do? ❜
❛ ì think i’m gonna write a book. ❜
❛ the future should know the mistakes we made. ❜
❛ recently i’ve come to know the value & beauty of things that live longer than i do. ❜
❛ is this all there is to it? ❜
❛ you are a silly man. ❜
❛ i’ve worked towards this for weeks! ❜
❛ of course you have. you feel guilt. you want redemption. ❜
❛ we were both mistreated by the human world. ❜
❛ we can, and should, move forward. ❜
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WARNINGS: CRUDE LANGUAGE, MENTIONS OF CRIME (MURDER) & THE LIKES.
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❛ what happened in that hotel room? ❜
❛ oh, it was coupon night and i was trampolining your wife. ❜
❛ you're a real comedian aren't you? ❜
❛ well, i guess that's why they call it a punch line. ❜
❛ you don’t like me, do you? ❜
❛ don’t flatter yourself, i don’t like anybody. ❜
❛ with that attitude, i can see why nobody likes you. ❜
❛ oh come on, people like me. just ask your wife. ❜
❛ who was the mystery person on the phone? ❜
❛ i don’t like hurting you. ❜
❛ is that why you’re having someone else do it? ❜
❛ i can have rupert bludgeon you all night. ❜
❛ i’m sorry, i’m being beaten up by a guy called rupert? ❜
❛ don't ge me wrong. it's a dream vacation. ❜
❛ i get inside the maximum-security nuthouse, save some poor fuck if they’re not already dead. ❜
❛ get past all the psychos who've just woken up. ❜
❛ i’m thrilled that you would think of me. ❜
❛ nah, i’m trying to give them up. ❜
❛ so it says here you were convicted of aggravated physical assault? ❜
❛ no. i'm innocent. that wasn't me. that's a case of mistaken identity. ❜
❛ on fifty-three counts? ❜
❛ i’ve a very familiar face. ❜
❛ i’d rather castrate myself with blunt rocks. ❜
❛ that'll freeze the nerves in this spot for 24 hours. you want some in your mouth? ❜
❛ this is to stop the bleeding. and hopefully … the talking. ❜
❛ you're the only type of jerk they found for this mission? ❜
❛ the only one stupid enough to say yes. ❜
❛ what do you want me to do? fly? 'cause i think i left me cape at home! ❜
❛ here's where it gets a little bit tricky. ❜
❛ you know the counting thing, not very relaxing. ❜
❛ here'e an apple and a gun. don't talk to strangers. shoot them. ❜
❛ must have been tough on the playground. ❜
❛ that's why i'm so lovable. ❜
❛ i mean, i can't really see this going anywhere, can you? ❜
❛ depends on how good your are in bed. ❜
❛ then i give this at least ten minutes. ❜
❛ tell me you are not still thinking of negotiating with those psychos! ❜
❛ i’m happy not to go. ❜
❛ you’re going. ❜
❛ okay. ❜
❛ this is what i was afraid of. ❜
❛ yeah, there’s movement alright. she’s doing the fucking lambada in here! ❜
❛ where is the entourage? ❜
❛ gave them the slip. i have you to thank for teaching me that. ❜
❛ sh! be quiet! ❜
❛ what? do you hear something? ❜
❛ no, i’m just enjoying the silence. ❜
❛ do you have any idea what my father would do to you? ❜
❛ ah, geez … not raise taxes again? ❜
❛ i’m bringing you back from the dead. ❜
❛ do you enjoy being yourself or is it a part-time job? ❜
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BEYOND THE AQUILA RIFT
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❛ yeah, well this hangover is killing me. ❜
❛ we might even make a bonus for this run. ❜
❛ wheel’s yours, be gentle with us. ❜
❛ want me to sing you a lullaby? ❜
❛ oh, would you? you know how i like it. ❜
❛ you know how i like it, sultry and slow. ❜
❛ shit. ❜
❛ fuck me, i feel like a running shit. ❜
❛ where the hell are we? ❜
❛ i’m still trying to figure that out. ❜
❛ a mistake in my work? no way. ❜
❛ i don’t think it was your fault. ❜
❛ your friend’s better off asleep. ❜
❛ situation sucks but it’s good to see a friendly face. ❜
❛ she’ll be okay, just give her some time. ❜
❛ now come one, we’ll let the others handle the rest. ❜
❛ and since you’re stuck with me for a few weeks we should relax. ❜
❛ you like the view? ❜
❛ i’m sorry, i’m just trying to make sense of all this. ❜
❛ finding you again, all the way out here... ❜
❛ maybe it’s fate, written in the stars. ❜
❛ can i tell you a secret? ❜
❛ ever since we met in town, i was hoping to see you again. ❜
❛ what you mean our little “fling”? how long was it? three years ago? ❜
❛ four! and it wasn’t a little fling. ❜
❛ remember when we broke that bed at the hotel? ❜
❛ i always thought people were the hottest when they try to think. ❜
❛ i haven’t been completely honest with you... ❜
❛ this is the view from where we are. ❜
❛ how long were we asleep? ❜
❛ even if you could find a way back, you’d never find the world you left. ❜
❛ i’m sorry i lied, but some people have a harder time with the truth. ❜
❛ you might as well be telling me i’m dead! ❜
❛ but you’re not dead, you’re here. with me. ❜
❛ you’re a terrible liar ! ❜
❛ who are you? what the fuck are you? ❜
❛ we’ll try again later, as many times as it takes. ❜
❛ they were right, weren’t they? you’re not who you say you are? ❜
❛ i’m sorry, i really am. ❜
❛ some of what i told you is true. ❜
❛ i don’t think you’re ready for the answer. ❜
❛ let me be the judge of that. ❜
❛ you don’t know how many lost souls i’ve been through this with. ❜
❛ i don’t want to hurt you. ❜
❛ i just need to know what’s going on, i need to see. ❜
❛ alright, but understand this: i do care for you. ❜
❛ i care for all of the lost souls that end up here. ❜
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❛ orders ain't worth following if it means leaving people to die. ❜
❛ you brought this on yourself. ❜
❛ what happened here was out of my control... ❜
❛ i- i didn't mean to hurt anybody... ❜
❛ how many are alive today, i wonder? how many will be alive tomorrow? ❜
❛ your friends, dead. the world on fire. and you... alone. ❜
❛ you're a failure. finally, something we have in common. ❜
❛ welcome to hell. we've been waiting for you. ❜
❛ someone has to pay for your crimes. who is it going to be? ❜
❛ it takes a strong man to deny what's in front of him. ❜
❛ and if the truth is undeniable, you create your own. ❜
❛ we’ve all lived bad lives. we all sin. ❜
❛ forgive me, but... that's the problem. you don't know you. ❜
❛ the truth is that you're here because you wanted to feel like something you're not: a hero. ❜
❛ i'm here because you can't accept what you've done. it broke you. ❜
❛ you needed someone to blame, so you cast it on me: a dead person. ❜
❛ no matter what happens next, don't be too hard on yourself. ❜
❛ even now, after all you've done, you can still go home. lucky you ❜
❛ and on you marched. and for what? ❜
❛ that guy? you shot that guy? i liked that guy... ❜
❛ he had a... dog... maybe? i didn't really know that guy. ❜
❛ you know nothing of life, my friend. ❜
❛ if you did, you would know the truth is whatever we wish it to be. ❜
❛ how many people have you killed today? ❜
❛ there is no difference between what is right and what is necessary. ❜
❛ if you were a better person, you wouldn't be here. ❜
❛ you are still a good person. ❜
❛ can you even remember why you came here? ❜
❛ do you feel like a hero yet? ❜
❛ to kill for yourself is murder. to kill for your government is heroic. to kill for entertainment is harmless. ❜
❛ cognitive dissonance is an uncomfortable feeling caused by holding two conflicting ideas simultaneously. ❜
❛ you cannot understand, nor do you want to. ❜
❛ but this isn't real, so why should you care? ❜
❛ we cannot escape anguish. it is what we are. ❜
❛ there is no escape. ❜
❛ life begins at the other side of despair. ❜
❛ no one can help you now. ❜
❛ collateral damage can be justified, if the gain outweighs the cost. ❜
❛ freedom is what you do with what's been done to you. ❜
❛ i exist and i find it nauseating. ❜
❛ you can't go home. ❜
❛ it seems that reports of my... survival... have been greatly exaggerated. ❜
❛ you're no savior. your talents lie elsewhere. ❜
❛ i know the truth is hard to hear, but it's time. ❜
❛ you're all that's left, and we can't live this lie forever. ❜
❛ if you don't mind me asking, what was it like? how did you survive all this? ❜
❛ ... who said i did? ❜
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rdr2 starters
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❛ greek myths are best in explaining the very punishment that imbue our daily existence. ❜
❛ prometheus gave us light, and warmth, and eternal damnation. ❜
❛ and the awareness of our isolation for everything holy. ❜
❛ it’s enough to make a man drink. ❜
❛ you know... it's not too late to repent. ❜
❛ in that case, i'm sure there's priests who will happily take your confession. ❜
❛ when i go, i hope they cover my grave with roses. ❜
❛ when i die, i just want to be buried with friends. ❜
❛ face me to the west so i can watch the setting sun & remember all the fine times we had. ❜
❛ reserving judgements is a matter of infinite hope. ❜
❛ i’ve lived a bad life. ❜
❛ we’ve all lived bad lives. we all sin. ❜
❛ forgive me, but... that's the problem. you don't know you. ❜
❛ whenever we happen to meet, you're always helping people and smiling. ❜
❛ i had a son... he passed away. ❜
❛ i had a girl who loved me... i threw that away. ❜
❛ my momma died when i was a kid. ❜
❛ my daddy... well, i watched him die. and it weren't soon enough. ❜
❛ life is full of pain. but there is also love, and beauty. ❜
❛ be grateful that for the first time, you see your life clearly. ❜
❛ perhaps you could help somebody? helping makes you really happy. ❜
❛ there is nothing to be afraid of. ❜
❛ take a gamble that love exists, and do a loving act. ❜
❛ killing in cold blood, revenge, we all do bad things, but... ❜
❛ listen to me. when the time comes... you gotta run and don't look back. ❜
❛ ...we ain't both gonna make it. ❜
❛ it would mean a lot to me... please. ❜
❛ all you can do now is decide the man you wanna be, for the time you have left. ❜
❛ i ain't looking for forgiveness... it ain't about that. ❜
❛ don't forgive me... just take the money and get outta here, please. ❜
❛ i know i ruined your life. i suffer for it every day. ❜
❛ but... don't let yourself get killed for... for pride. ❜
❛ i’ve seen it kill too many folk. ❜
❛ maybe when your mother is done mourning... i'll keep her in black, on your behalf. ❜
❛ maybe we should cut you open and count the rings of whiskey. ❜
❛ you speak as if killing is something i cared about. ❜
❛ look, just do one thing or another...not be two people at once. that's all i'm saying. ❜
❛ you was the sweetest little thing we ever saw...and the saddest. ❜
❛ it feels like... like our luck has turned... you know... and it ain't turning back. ❜
❛ be loyal to what matters. ❜
❛ you and me, we ain't decent... but those folk... they was. ❜
❛ this whole thing is pretty much done. ❜
❛ we're more ghosts than people. ❜
❛ despite my best efforts to the contrary... it turns out i've won. ❜
❛ we can’t change what’s done. we can only move on. ❜
❛ i gave you all i had... i did. ❜
❛ i wish things were different. ❜
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brooklyn 99 starters
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❛ the english language can’t fully capture the depth & complexity of my thoughts. ❜
❛ i’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. winky face. ❜
❛ with all due respect, i am gonna completely ignore everything you just said. ❜
❛ a place where everybody knows your name is hell. you’re describing hell. ❜
❛ cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. no doubt, no doubt, no doubt. ❜
❛ if i die, turn my tweets into a book. ❜
❛ anyone over the age of six celebrating a birthday should go to hell. ❜
❛ why don’t you just do the right thing and jump out of a window? ❜
❛ i asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes. ❜
❛ turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. ❜
❛ the doc said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be. ❜
❛ do you see me as a father figure? ❜
❛ no. if anything i see you as a bother figure, because you're always bothering me. ❜
❛ can you magically make everyone kind, sober, and fully dressed? ❜
❛ title of your sex tape. ❜
❛ piece of advice: just give up. ❜
❛ ok, no hard feelings, but i hate you. not joking. bye. ❜
❛ do you bring me joy? no, because you’re boring and you’re too hard. see ya. ❜
❛ good to see you. but if you’re here, who’s guarding hades? ❜
❛ fine, but in protest, i’m walking over there extremely slowly! ❜
❛ hi, (name), the human form of the 100 emoji. ❜
❛ leave me a voice mail. i won’t check it ’cause it’s not 1993. ❜
❛ i was born for politics. i have great hair and i love lying. ❜
❛ the only thing i’m not good at is modesty, because i’m great at it. ❜
❛ thank you. your entire life is garbage. ❜
❛ i’m scared of businessmen. ❜
❛ that's the worst part of both of those things. ❜
❛ hey! welcome to the murder. ❜
❛ are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up? ❜
❛ if anything happened to them, i would kill everyone in this room and then myself. ❜
❛ i just forget stuff like a cool person. ❜
❛ yeah. i'd rather walk into the freezing ocean. ❜
❛ i never throw up. i just tell my stomach to deal with it. my body is terrified of me. ❜
❛ huh. i'm surprised you're not celebrating inappropriately. ❜
❛ i don't slump, people. i opposite of slump. i pmuls. that's slump backwards. ❜
❛ it's been stressful, and it went so well. seriously, look at me, i cannot stop smiling. ❜
❛ i mean, you know how that sounds, right? ❜
❛ has anyone ever told you you look just like a statue? ❜
❛ ooh, someone's in trouble. it's me. i don't know why i did that. ❜
❛ you're smiling. it's very weird. like seeing a turtle out of its shell. ❜
❛ i've said "excuse me" more times this morning than i have in my entire life. twice! ❜
❛ i'd make an amazing prostitute. ❜
❛ well, let's cancel the entire evening and try again next year. ❜
❛ curse my beautiful bubble butt. ❜
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❛ angry, and half in love with them, and tremendously sorry. ❜
❛ so we drove on toward death through the cooling twilight. ❜
❛ i like large parties. they’re so intimate. at small parties there isn’t any privacy. ❜
❛ i was within and without, simultaneously enchanted and repelled. ❜
❛ i couldn’t forgive him or like him. ❜
❛ it was all very careless and confused. ❜
❛ i wasn’t actually in love, but i felt a sort of tender curiosity. ❜
❛ i usually find myself among strangers because i drift here and there. ❜
❛ i drift here and there trying to forget the sad things that happened to me. ❜
❛ reserving judgements is a matter of infinite hope. ❜
❛ you can’t repeat the past. ❜
❛ why, of course you can! ❜
❛ there are only the pursued, the pursuing, the busy and the tired. ❜
❛ i felt a haunting loneliness sometimes. ❜
❛ they were careless people. ❜
❛ they smashed things up and then retreated into their money. ❜
❛ and they let others clean up the messes they had created. ❜
❛ i think everything’s terrible anyhow. ❜
❛ i’ve been everywhere and seen everything and done everything. ❜
❛ sophisticated— god, i’m sophisticated! ❜
❛ i am still a little afraid of missing something. ❜
❛ whenever you feel like criticizing someone... ❜
❛ just remember that people in this world haven’t had the advantages that you’ve had. ❜
❛ you make me feel uncivilized. ❜
❛ can’t you talk about crops or something? ❜
❛ we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past. ❜
❛ all i kept thinking about, over and over. ❜
❛ you can’t live forever; you can’t live forever. ❜
❛ it takes two to make an accident. ❜
❛ you looked at me the way everyone wants to be looked at. ❜
❛ i am one of the few honest people that i have ever known. ❜
❛ ...and for a moment i thought i loved you. ❜
❛ i am slow-thinking and full of interior rules that act as brakes on my desires. ❜
❛ do you ever wait for the longest day of the year and then miss it? ❜
❛ i’ve been drunk for about a week now. ❜
❛ you’re worth the whole damn bunch put together. ❜
❛ it’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people. ❜
❛ his dream must have seemed so close that he could hardly fail to grasp it. ❜
❛ there was something gorgeous about him. ❜
❛ every one suspects themself of at least one of the cardinal virtues. ❜
❛ there is no confusion like the confusion of a simple mind… ❜
❛ they must have looked up at an unfamiliar sky through frightening leaves. ❜
❛ their face was sad and lovely with bright things in it. ❜
❛ life is much more successfully looked at from a single window. ❜
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jaymes young starters
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INFINITY
❛ baby, this love, I'll never let it die. ❜
❛ can't be touched by no one. ❜
❛ i'm a mad man for your touch. ❜
❛ i'm gonna make this last forever. ❜
❛ 'cause I love you for infinity. ❜
❛ oh, darling, my soul, you know it aches for yours. ❜
❛ you're the reason i believe in fate. ❜
❛ i'll do anything to be your love, or be your sacrifice. ❜
❛ you’re my paradise. ❜
❛ meet me at the bottom of the ocean. ❜
❛ love isn't random, we are chosen. ❜
❛ we could wear the same crown. ❜
I’LL BE GOOD
❛ i thought I saw the devil, this morning. ❜
❛ with the warning to help me see myself clearer. ❜
❛ i never meant to start a fire. ❜
❛ i never meant to make you bleed. ❜
❛ i’ll be a better man today. ❜
❛ i’ll love the world like i should. ❜
❛ for all the times that i never could. ❜
❛ my past has tasted bitter for years now. ❜
❛ so i wield an iron fist. ❜
❛ grace is just weakness. ❜
❛ or so i’ve been told. ❜
❛ i’ve been cold, i’ve been merciless. ❜
❛ the blood on my hands, it scares me to death. ❜
❛ maybe i’ll wake up today. ❜
❛ for all the light i’ve shut out. ❜
❛ for all the innocent things that i doubt. ❜
❛ for all the bruises i’ve caused in the tears. ❜
❛ for all the things that i’ve done all these years. ❜
❛ for all the times that i never could. ❜
❛ for all the sparks that i’ve stomped out. ❜
❛ for all the good things that i doubt. ❜
❛ i’ll be good. ❜
HAPPIEST YEARS
❛ i’m really on the ropes this time. ❜
❛ i’ve been fighting all my life for you. ❜
❛ i never should have said goodbye. ❜
❛ but maybe that’s what stupid people do. ❜
❛ 'cause you gave me peace. ❜
❛ and i wasted it. ❜
❛ i’m here to admit that you were my medicine. ❜
❛ thank you for the happiest years of my life. ❜
❛ don’t think i could forgive myself. ❜
❛ i’m sorry for the ways i used to be. ❜
❛ i could care less right now. ❜
❛ you know, you hurt me pretty good, too. ❜
❛ we made each other bleed. ❜
❛ wake me up when they build that time machine. ❜
❛ i want to go back. ❜
❛ wake me up when you were sleeping next to me. ❜
❛ i really loved you. ❜
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