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vincememes · 2 years
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the nanny starters
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❛   the best years of my life are gone. and they sucked.  ❜  
❛   but i've got style, i've got flair.  ❜  
❛   i just wanted to eat bacon.  ❜  
❛   good things come to those who wait.  ❜  
❛   you blew into our lives five years ago like a whirlwind.  ❜  
❛   you made us all feel alive again.  ❜  
❛   for that alone, i'll love you forever.  ❜  
❛   why don’t you just take a dip in the dead sea with a haemorrhoid.  ❜  
❛   i told you i loved you. but then i took it back!  ❜  
❛   my god what are all these flowers for?  ❜  
❛   either their date went really well or he died and we're hosting the wake.  ❜  
❛   save it, no one’s gonna hear you. this was originally a bomb shelter.  ❜  
❛   there’ll always be people out there who don’t like you. you’re irritating.  ❜  
❛   right. no distractions. such as setting a small but containable fire.  ❜  
❛   you’ve barely spoken a word to me in 12 hours. it's scaring me.  ❜  
❛   it's a waste of money. ...so i've heard.  ❜  
❛   if i had to like every one of my friends i wouldn’t have any!  ❜  
❛    if you ever hurt one of my kids again, they'll be wiping your blue blood off the walls.  ❜  
❛   when they shot bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment?  ❜  
❛   he is truly sensitive. when he cries, snot comes out of his nose.  ❜  
❛   how about severe depression brought on by feelings of inadequacy & fear of death?  ❜
❛   shut your mouth. we are not a pez dispenser.  ❜  
❛   blood is thicker than water. and you can wash them both off of plastic slip covers.  ❜  
❛   you have no idea how cruel children can be.  ❜  
❛   i hate myself... do it again.  ❜  
❛   this will be a great party. a bunch of 60-year-old ladies pinching my cheeks.  ❜  
❛   learn to love it. that's as close to a woman as you'll ever get.  ❜  
❛   i could kill you. i could rip out your heart with my bare hands!  ❜  
❛   one part of me says, "get out the window, quick!" but the other part just has to know why.  ❜  
❛   isn't that sweet? you're bonding with the sheep. not the first one, i'm sure.  ❜  
❛   i knew you'd find some way to blame it all on me.  ❜  
❛   i should have defended you yesterday but i totally wimped out.  ❜  
❛   i came because they brought me and i don't know how to get home from here.  ❜  
❛   you know i don't like to be filmed when i'm eating.  ❜  
❛   which is why there's more footage of bigfoot than of her.  ❜  
❛   she's only happy when she's making everyone around her miserable.  ❜  
❛   do something wild, out there, totally unexpected, i don't know.  ❜  
❛   you realize, of course, now i'm going to have to kill you.  ❜  
❛   you are a pathetic excuse for a man.  ❜  
❛   there's nothing wrong with being just a pretty face. in fact, it's a plus if you have no skills.  ❜  
❛   that is not true! i got this job because i lied on my resume.  ❜  
❛   it is just so adorable how you can't really express the way you feel.  ❜  
❛   she tried to swallow a whole rotisserie chicken in her mouth like a python.  ❜  
❛   all this anger and bitterness is just a mask for low self-esteem.  ❜  
❛   look at your shiny new coat. have you been adding cod liver oil to your diet?  ❜  
❛   oh, easy. he keeps in shape by running from commitment.  ❜  
❛   i have to talk to you about our relationship and the way it seems to have escalated.  ❜  
❛   honey, you look like a smart woman. you're not, but you look like one.  ❜  
❛   i can share these feelings with you because i'm not in love with you.  ❜  
❛   nobody looks good at two in the morning.  ❜  
❛   are you implying that i cannot keep this thing a secret?  ❜  
❛   oh, you can tell this play was written by a man.  ❜  
❛   hey, we’re not into kinky stuff. one time we ate cheesecake off each other, but that’s only 'cause no one wanted to get up to get a napkin.  ❜  
❛   sweetheart, you know i'd eat you last.  ❜  
❛   some things just get better with age! like a fine bordeaux!  ❜  
❛   louder, i don't think they heard you in uruguay.  ❜  
❛   i'll fight for all those small, defenseless creatures out there.  ❜  
❛   honey, as long as i am living under your roof you will do as i say.  ❜  
❛   it is raining outside -- maybe she melted?  ❜  
❛   you're single by choice. it's just not your choice.  ❜  
❛   i feel like i have died and gone to heaven.  ❜  
❛   i have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.  ❜  
❛   there is only one man who can satisfy a woman in two minutes; colonel sanders.  ❜  
❛   you need at least two people on your broom to use the express lane  ❜  
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vincememes · 2 years
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franz kafka starters
WARNINGS: MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES, IMPLIED DEPRESSION feel free to adjust pronouns / names as needed !
❛   i am a cage, in search of a bird.  ❜  
❛   don't bend; don't water it down; don't try to make it logical.  ❜  
❛   don't edit your own soul according to the fashion.  ❜  
❛   follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly.  ❜  
❛   youth is happy because it has the capacity to see beauty.  ❜  
❛   anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.  ❜  
❛   i write differently from what i speak.  ❜  
❛   i speak differently from what i think.  ❜  
❛   i cannot make you understand.  ❜  
❛   i cannot even explain it to myself.  ❜  
❛   i cannot make anyone understand what is happening inside me.  ❜  
❛   a first sign of the beginning of understanding is the wish to die.  ❜  
❛   the meaning of life is that it stops.  ❜  
❛   all language is but a poor translation.  ❜  
❛   remain sitting at your table and listen.  ❜  
❛   do not even listen, simply wait, be quiet, still and solitary.  ❜  
❛   it has no choice, it will roll in ecstasy at your feet.  ❜  
❛   the nonexistent is whatever we have not sufficiently desired.  ❜  
❛   slept, awoke, slept, awoke, miserable life.  ❜  
❛   i have the true feeling of myself only when i am unbearably unhappy.  ❜  
❛   paths are made by walking.  ❜  
❛   i can’t think of any greater happiness than to be with you all the time.  ❜  
❛   it's because of their stupidity that they're able to be so sure of themselves.  ❜  
❛   there is an infinite amount of hope in the universe ... but not for us.  ❜  
❛   he is terribly afraid of dying because he hasn’t yet lived.  ❜  
❛   i have spent all my life resisting the desire to end it.  ❜  
❛   i usually solve problems by letting them devour me.  ❜  
❛   i am in chains. don't touch my chains.  ❜  
❛   i never wish to be easily defined.  ❜  
❛   start with what is right rather than what is acceptable.  ❜  
❛   love is, that you are the knife which i plunge into myself.  ❜  
❛   i miss you deeply, unfathomably, senselessly, terribly.  ❜  
❛   now i can look at you in peace; i don't eat you any more.  ❜  
❛   better to have, and not need, than to need, and not have.  ❜  
❛   you are at once both the quiet and the confusion of my heart.  ❜  
❛   i’m tired, can’t think of anything and want only to lay my face in your lap.  ❜  
❛   they say ignorance is bliss... they're wrong.  ❜  
❛   in man's struggle against the world, bet on the world.  ❜  
❛   in a way, you are poetry material.  ❜  
❛   you are full of cloudy subtleties i am willing to spend a lifetime figuring out.  ❜  
❛   may i kiss you then?  ❜  
❛   you can hold yourself back from the sufferings of the world.  ❜  
❛   that is something you are free to do and it accords with your nature.  ❜  
❛   perhaps this very holding back is the one suffering you could avoid.  ❜  
❛   beyond a certain point there is no return. this point has to be reached.  ❜  
❛   people label themselves with all sorts of adjectives.  ❜  
❛   i can only pronounce myself as 'nauseatingly miserable beyond repair'.  ❜  
❛   love is a drama of contradictions.  ❜  
❛   i'm even losing my name, it was getting shorter & shorter all the time & is now: yours  ❜
❛   first impressions are always unreliable.  ❜  
❛   if i shall exist eternally, how shall i exist tomorrow?  ❜  
❛   evil is whatever distracts.  ❜  
❛   what do you know of the griefs that are in me and what do i know of yours?  ❜  
❛   how about if i sleep a little bit longer and forget all this nonsense?  ❜  
❛   kill me, or you are a murderer.  ❜  
❛   last night i dreamed about you.  ❜  
❛   what am i doing here in this endless winter?  ❜  
❛   if you become involved with me, you will be throwing yourself into the abyss.  ❜
❛   my guiding principle is this: guilt is never to be doubted.  ❜  
❛   i am dirty, endlessly dirty, that is why i make such a fuss about cleanliness.  ❜  
❛   please — consider me a dream.  ❜  
❛   i can love only what i can place so high above me that i cannot reach it.  ❜  
❛   i’m doing badly, i’m doing well, whichever you prefer.  ❜  
❛   for myself i am too heavy, and for you too light.  ❜  
❛   it certainly was not my intention to make you suffer.  ❜  
❛   you can choose to be free , but it's last decision you'll ever make.  ❜  
❛   even if no salvation should come, i want to be worthy of it at every moment.  ❜  
❛   he was a tool of the boss, without brains or backbone.  ❜  
❛   if i could drown in sleep as i drown in fear i would be no longer alive.  ❜  
❛   i lack nothing. i only needed myself.  ❜  
❛   i long for you; i who usually longs without longing, as though i am unconscious and absorbed in neutrality and apathy.  ❜  
❛   i really, utterly long for every bit of you.  ❜  
❛   even the merest gesture is holy if it is filled with faith.  ❜  
❛   you misinterpret everything, even the silence.  ❜  
❛   you must not pay too much attention to opinions.  ❜  
❛   i only fear danger where i want to fear it.  ❜  
❛   nor is it perhaps really love when i say that for me you are the most beloved.  ❜  
❛   in this love you are like a knife, with which i explore myself.  ❜  
❛   i like to make use of what i know  ❜  
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vincememes · 3 years
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banana fish starters
WARNINGS: IMPLIED SA, VIOLENCE MENT, DRUGS MENT spoiler warning .    to make it less long, the rest is under a cut.
feel free to adjust pronouns / names as needed !
ASH LYNX
❛   even if i did know something, what good would it do?  ❜  
❛   even a stupid street punk like me knows that  ❜  
❛   i envy you … being able to jump like that.  ❜  
❛   what could be more relaxing than three days away from these guys?  ❜  
❛   i wish i could hate you. i need someone to hate.  ❜  
❛   someone is dead. not that you’d give a damn one way or the other.  ❜  
❛   treating him like you’re giving the pope a bath isn’t going to help.  ❜  
❛   aren’t there any decent parents in this world?  ❜  
❛   that guy always regarded me as a human being with a real heart, not some sort of tool.  ❜  
❛   this little act of charity, you’re going to regret this.  ❜  
❛   i tried to forget.  ❜  
❛   stay with me... i won’t ask "forever". just for now.  ❜  
❛   well, i already know you’re a sick man.  ❜  
❛   ready to lose your life over a pizza?  ❜  
❛   my name... has become the signal for a massacre.  ❜  
❛   what on earth... have i become?  ❜  
❛   what do you think i am...? i’m a murderer... okay?  ❜  
❛   i told you before. i kill people.  ❜
❛   they paid the price for their decisions— that’s all.  ❜  
❛   what the hell do you know?!  ❜  
❛   let‘s say i am ‘exceptional’. the problem is, i never, ever, my whole life wanted to be.  ❜  
❛   you said i am not like ordinary people.  ❜  
❛   there’ve been countless times in my life when i thought i’d be better off dead.  ❜  
❛   that nothing could be worse than what was happening to me right then.  ❜  
❛   at times like that...death looks sweet and peaceful, and unbearably enticing.  ❜  
❛   war is always good business for those in power.  ❜  
❛   sorry to destroy your youthful innocence.  ❜  
❛   you have any idea what those guys made us do?  ❜  
❛   don’t tell me you still believe the pen is mightier than the sword.  ❜  
❛   if you ask me, the white house can go screw itself.  ❜  
❛   i wonder if i’m dying somewhere.  ❜  
❛   i wasn’t expecting the law to protect me.  ❜  
❛   i’ve ignored it all my life... i sure as hell don’t plan on hiding behind it now.  ❜  
❛   just keep them away from me— please!  ❜
❛   this town’s my backyard, remember?  ❜  
❛   sunrise and sunset are about the only times this junkyard of a city looks good.  ❜  
❛   even if i said no, you wouldn’t go back anyway.  ❜  
❛   if you went home i’d probably worry if something happened to you.  ❜  
❛   so it’s better you’re right here, where i can keep an eye on you  ❜  
❛   some people never change.  ❜  
❛   vulture got together with the viper. you make a great pair.  ❜  
❛   why now after all this time— does it have to be you, of all people...?  ❜  
❛   i don’t stand a chance. i’m dust against him.  ❜  
❛   over my dead body. if anybody hurts you... it’ll be over my dead body—  ❜  
❛   i don’t care who it is. i am not letting anybody hurt you.  ❜  
❛   do i scare you?  ❜  
❛   dont give me your stupid advice.  ❜  
❛   i’m happy, goddammit!    ❜  
❛   i know there’s at least one person in this world who cares about me. who doesn’t want anything from me.  ❜  
❛   do you have any idea what that’s like? i never did... not once in my entire life—until now.  ❜  
❛   and that’s worth more to me than anything else.  ❜  
❛   go back home! don’t look at me!  ❜  
❛   i don’t want you seeing me like this!  ❜  
❛   my hands are dirty with other people's blood.  ❜  
❛   i don't even know how many people i've killed.  ❜  
❛   i'm bad news.  ❜  
❛   i wish i could’ve been like you.  ❜  
❛   it’s just that… i always picture the worst-case scenario, that’s all.  ❜  
❛   guess it’s because i’m a coward.  ❜  
❛   i just can’t relax. it’s turned into a habit.  ❜  
❛   i was so scared i couldn’t speak, i couldn’t cry, and i screamed in my head, but... nothing came out.   ❜
EIJI OKUMURA
❛   if i ever lose you too... i'll go crazy.  ❜  
❛   come back safely. i'll be waiting for you, forever.  ❜  
❛   if you feel responsible, the same goes for me.  ❜  
❛  my words might not mean anything now, but just remember one thing.  ❜  
❛   even if the world turns on you, i'll always be on your side.  ❜  
❛   humans can change their destiny.  ❜  
❛   if i'm going to die anyways, at least i'll die trying!  ❜  
❛   don't apologize. that's something for people like me to do.  ❜  
❛   i'd do anything for you.  ❜  
❛   i know we'll meet again, no matter how far apart we are.  ❜  
❛   you're the greatest friend i'll ever have.  ❜  
❛   you're not alone. i'm by your side. my soul is always with you.  ❜  
❛   you asked me over and over if you scared me. but i never feared you. not once.  ❜  
❛   i'm really glad i came here.  ❜  
❛   i met lots of people. and more than anything, i met you.  ❜  
❛   that’s when i decided. i would always believe in you, no matter what.  ❜  
❛   no matter what happened, he would always have at least one person...  ❜
❛   i am very worried because i haven’t seen you and i don’t know if you are okay.  ❜  
❛   but so what? we are friends. isn’t that enough? what else do we need?  ❜  
❛   actually, i always felt that you are hurt, much more than me - that your spirit is wounded.  ❜  
❛   i know you are much smarter than me, and bigger, and stronger - but even so.. i always wanted to protect you.  ❜  
❛   but what did i want to protect you from?  ❜  
❛    i think i wanted to protect you from your future.  ❜  
❛   because your fate was sweeping you away, like a flood.  ❜  
❛   but i’m not saying “goodbye” to you... because this isn’t goodbye.  ❜
❛   are you going off on your own again?  ❜
❛   somewhere far away.. without a word?  ❜
❛   i want to see you. i wish i was with you right now.  ❜ 
YUT-LUNG
❛   a bloody history is inevitable when you are the one ruling.  ❜  
❛   what's wrong? you hated him, right? guess what? so do i.  ❜  
❛   no need to glare. i won't eat you up.  ❜  
❛   there's nothing you can do to help.  ❜  
❛   and what can you do to help?  ❜  
❛   you really irritate me.  ❜  
❛   you make people want to protect you or make them want to tear you apart and crush you.  ❜  
❛   so, what to do with you now.  ❜  
❛   i heard you tried to escape again. you have some spunk.  ❜  
❛   we have hired him, his target is your friend.  ❜  
❛   i have other things for you to do for me.  ❜  
❛   we still have two more scorpions.  ❜  
❛   i am a monster, too.  ❜  
❛   i'm not hearing any good news.  ❜  
❛   you become all tame when you’re around them.  ❜  
❛   you’ve degraded from a lone lynx to a content pet cat.  ❜  
❛   depending on your answer, i may not forgive you.  ❜
OTHER CHARACTERS (shorter, max, sing, shunichi, etc.)
❛   his face when he laughed was cute, and childlike, and totally angelic.  ❜  
❛   it's my problem too! if you go alone, you'll just be killed.  ❜  
❛   you'll die for nothing!  ❜  
❛   i won't let you go alone.  ❜  
❛   i'm sorry, but believe me when i say this: i'll die before i let them lay a finger on you.  ❜  
❛   i can't anymore. set me free. i'm in so much pain.  ❜
 ❛   we need to stay apart so at least one of us survives  ❜   
❛   if the former boss gets hit then it's the duty of the new boss to make the drop.  ❜   
❛   if we don't fight back now, we'll forever be expendable tools. ❜  
❛   you asked me to look after them.  ❜  
❛   yes, honey.    ❜  
❛   that’s for you to decide for yourself..  ❜  
❛   what’s wrong? you can’t punch me from that far back.  ❜  
❛   this will be the last time i give you a word of advice.  ❜  
❛   time is an ironic thing. for us, it means to age. but for people like him, it means to grow.  ❜  
❛   i love all women. they're beautiful and strong. like life itself.  ❜  
❛   it would only be making another one of us. ❜  
❛   one more wretched being, unloved and unloving, whose only sustenance is hatred and nihilism.  ❜  
❛   don’t fight your memories, cuz you’re never going to win.  ❜  
❛   i guess home isn’t something you want to remember if you ran away from it.  ❜  
❛   in one second i knew he could read everything on my mind.  ❜  
❛   i wondered when this boy had started to watch out for his soul, then i knew how much he had suffered.  ❜  
❛   you are the most beautiful and the most dangerous, of all the beasts i have ever known.  ❜  
❛   rather than hate and be triumphant, you chose to love and be destroyed.  ❜  
❛   i staked my life on that choice. please try to accept it.  ❜  
❛   one who does not love cannot be loved, either.  ❜  
❛   you at the very least knows what it is to love.  ❜  
❛   how can you expect someone who suffered so much to have any respect for authority? ❜  
❛   fine line between offender and victim it’s hard to know where to draw it.  ❜  
❛   there’s something about you that i just can’t hate.  ❜  
❛   'cause you’re hurt your soul’s bleeding-even now.  ❜  
❛   you’re just like me that way.  ❜
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castlevania (s4) quotes
WARNINGS: CRUDE LANGUAGE, MENTIONS OF VIOLENCE, SEXUAL INNUENDOS & IMPLIED SUICIDE. these quotes are taken OUT OF CONTEXT & from youtube videos .  spoiler warning . feel free to adjust pronouns / names as needed !
❛   what did you just say?  ❜  
❛   i said “shit”, okay?  ❜  
❛   yes, it's just that you never, you know, curse.  ❜  
❛  i never used to, and then all this happened. and then you happened.  ❜  
❛   yes, you. i was nice. and then i met you, and now i'm like you.  ❜  
❛   it's all your fault! you did this to me!   ❜  
❛   i found you turned into a statue in a fucking tomb!  ❜  
❛   god, this is getting on my nerves! i wish i could fucking kill you twice!  ❜  
❛   wakey wakey, you shower of assholes.  ❜  
❛   can someone please come over here and kill me?  ❜  
❛   sacrifice your ethics, your morals, sacrifice your soul to the task.  ❜  
❛   you don't deserve my blood.  ❜  
❛   we have a second chance.  ❜  
❛   don’t you have anything better to do?  ❜  
❛   ah, so you’re bored. no ... you’re worried.  ❜  
❛   are they sidelining you?  ❜  
❛   they’re not- it’s not like that.  ❜  
❛   these are things of the past now.  ❜
❛   which makes you a thing of the past, and that’s bothering you.  ❜  
❛   well, you are a diplomat.  ❜  
❛   i didn’t pick the name, that’s just what they call us.  ❜  
❛   so use a bloody hammer, there have to be a thousand bloody hammers around.  ❜  
❛   no, i need a special hammer.  ❜  
❛   huh, your special hammer?  ❜  
❛   would you stop?  ❜  
❛   like a flute with no holes, for fingering?  ❜  
❛   so when you blow it, nothing comes out?  ❜  
❛   good god.  ❜  
❛   i’m bored and it’s fun to horrify you.  ❜  
❛   well, make it work faster.  ❜  
❛   if they get upset i won’t be able to stand in front of you for long.  ❜  
❛   you’d stand in front of me?  ❜  
❛   i’ve been doing it for weeks.  ❜  
❛   you know what i’m going to say.  ❜
❛   yes, well, it needs to be perfect or nothing will come out of it in the end.  ❜  
❛   ugh, you’re disgusting.  ❜  
❛   we need to get you out of here!  ❜  
❛   and go where?  ❜  
❛   somewhere safe. i can’t have you in harms way!  ❜  
❛   if you’ll excuse me, i have to go and get killed now.  ❜  
❛   never enough time, in the end, is there?  ❜  
❛   you’ve gone mad.  ❜  
❛   i’ve been mad. this doesn’t feel like it. maybe i’ve gone sane.  ❜  
❛   if you came here to kill me, kill me. but leave her alone.  ❜  
❛   are you the threat?  ❜  
❛   i’m done. take your revenge. i hold no malice.  ❜  
❛   i am not here to kill you.  ❜  
❛   we need to grow up, revenge is for children.    ❜  
❛   but i refuse to exist like this.  ❜  
❛   and i want to see what’s so special, about this sun you keep talking about.  ❜  
❛   it’s fine. it’s what i want to do.  ❜  
❛   be free.  ❜  
❛   what will you do?  ❜  
❛   ì think i’m gonna write a book.  ❜  
❛   the future should know the mistakes we made.  ❜  
❛   recently i’ve come to know the value & beauty of things that live longer than i do.  ❜  
❛   is this all there is to it?  ❜  
❛   you are a silly man.  ❜  
❛   i’ve worked towards this for weeks!  ❜  
❛   of course you have. you feel guilt. you want redemption.  ❜  
❛   we were both mistreated by the human world.  ❜  
❛   we can, and should, move forward.  ❜ 
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lockout (2012) starters
WARNINGS: CRUDE LANGUAGE, MENTIONS OF CRIME (MURDER) & THE LIKES.
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❛   what happened in that hotel room?  ❜  
❛   oh, it was coupon night and i was trampolining your wife.  ❜  
❛   you're a real comedian aren't you?  ❜  
❛   well, i guess that's why they call it a punch line.  ❜  
❛   you don’t like me, do you?  ❜  
❛   don’t flatter yourself, i don’t like anybody.  ❜  
❛   with that attitude, i can see why nobody likes you.  ❜  
❛   oh come on, people like me. just ask your wife.  ❜  
❛   who was the mystery person on the phone?  ❜  
❛   i don’t like hurting you.  ❜  
❛   is that why you’re having someone else do it?  ❜  
❛   i can have rupert bludgeon you all night.  ❜  
❛   i’m sorry, i’m being beaten up by a guy called rupert?  ❜  
❛   don't ge me wrong. it's a dream vacation.  ❜  
❛   i get inside the maximum-security nuthouse, save some poor fuck if they’re not already dead.  ❜  
❛   get past all the psychos who've just woken up.  ❜  
❛  i’m thrilled that you would think of me.  ❜  
❛   nah, i’m trying to give them up.  ❜ 
❛   so it says here you were convicted of aggravated physical assault?  ❜  
❛   no. i'm innocent. that wasn't me. that's a case of mistaken identity.  ❜  
❛   on fifty-three counts?  ❜  
❛   i’ve a very familiar face.  ❜  
❛   i’d rather castrate myself with blunt rocks.  ❜  
❛   that'll freeze the nerves in this spot for 24 hours. you want some in your mouth?  ❜  
❛   this is to stop the bleeding. and hopefully … the talking.  ❜  
❛   you're the only type of jerk they found for this mission?  ❜  
❛   the only one stupid enough to say yes.  ❜  
❛   what do you want me to do? fly? 'cause i think i left me cape at home!  ❜  
❛   here's where it gets a little bit tricky.  ❜  
❛   you know the counting thing, not very relaxing.  ❜  
❛   here'e an apple and a gun. don't talk to strangers. shoot them.  ❜  
❛   must have been tough on the playground.  ❜  
❛   that's why i'm so lovable.  ❜  
❛   i mean, i can't really see this going anywhere, can you?  ❜ 
❛   depends on how good your are in bed.  ❜  
❛   then i give this at least ten minutes.  ❜  
❛   tell me you are not still thinking of negotiating with those psychos!  ❜  
❛   i’m happy not to go.  ❜  
❛   you’re going.  ❜  
❛   okay.  ❜  
❛   this is what i was afraid of.  ❜  
❛   yeah, there’s movement alright. she’s doing the fucking lambada in here!  ❜  
❛   where is the entourage?  ❜  
❛   gave them the slip. i have you to thank for teaching me that.  ❜  
❛   sh! be quiet!  ❜  
❛   what? do you hear something?  ❜  
❛   no, i’m just enjoying the silence.  ❜  
❛   do you have any idea what my father would do to you?  ❜  
❛   ah, geez … not raise taxes again?  ❜  
❛   i’m bringing you back from the dead.  ❜  
❛   do you enjoy being yourself or is it a part-time job?  ❜  
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love, death + robots starters
BEYOND THE AQUILA RIFT
change pronouns as needed. all quotes were taken out of context from the episode, nsfw warnings apply if you intend to watch the show / episode as well as body horror / monsters.
❛   yeah, well this hangover is killing me.  ❜  
❛   we might even make a bonus for this run.  ❜  
❛   wheel’s yours, be gentle with us.  ❜
❛   want me to sing you a lullaby?  ❜  
❛   oh, would you? you know how i like it.  ❜  
❛   you know how i like it, sultry and slow.  ❜  
❛   shit.  ❜  
❛   fuck me, i feel like a running shit. ❜  
❛   where the hell are we? ❜  
❛   i’m still trying to figure that out.  ❜  
❛   a mistake in my work? no way.  ❜  
❛   i don’t think it was your fault.  ❜  
❛   your friend’s better off asleep.  ❜  
❛   situation sucks but it’s good to see a friendly face.  ❜  
❛   she’ll be okay, just give her some time.  ❜  
❛   now come one, we’ll let the others handle the rest.  ❜  
❛    and since you’re stuck with me for a few weeks we should relax.   ❜  
❛    you like the view?  ❜  
❛    i’m sorry, i’m just trying to make sense of all this.  ❜  
❛   finding you again, all the way out here...  ❜  
❛   maybe it’s fate, written in the stars.  ❜  
❛   can i tell you a secret?  ❜  
❛   ever since we met in town, i was hoping to see you again.  ❜
❛   what you mean our little “fling”? how long was it? three years ago?  ❜  
❛   four! and it wasn’t a little fling.  ❜  
❛   remember when we broke that bed at the hotel?  ❜  
❛   i always thought people were the hottest when they try to think.    ❜  
❛   i haven’t been completely honest with you...  ❜  
❛    this is the view from where we are.  ❜  
❛   how long were we asleep?  ❜  
❛   even if you could find a way back, you’d never find the world you left.  ❜  
❛   i’m sorry i lied, but some people have a harder time with the truth.  ❜  
❛   you might as well be telling me i’m dead!  ❜
❛   but you’re not dead, you’re here. with me. ❜  
❛   you’re a terrible liar !  ❜  
❛   who are you? what the fuck are you?  ❜  
❛   we’ll try again later, as many times as it takes.  ❜  
❛   they were right, weren’t they? you’re not who you say you are?  ❜  
❛   i’m sorry, i really am.   ❜  
❛   some of what i told you is true.  ❜  
❛   i don’t think you’re ready for the answer.  ❜  
❛    let me be the judge of that.    ❜  
❛   you don’t know how many lost souls i’ve been through this with.   ❜  
❛   i don’t want to hurt you.  ❜
❛   i just need to know what’s going on, i need to see.    ❜  
❛    alright, but understand this: i do care for you.  ❜  
❛    i care for all of the lost souls that end up here.  ❜
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send me a ' mix it up ' for me to generate a relationship for our muses using THIS generator
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spec ops: the line starters
change pronouns as needed. all quotes were taken out of context from the game.
❛   orders ain't worth following if it means leaving people to die.  ❜  
❛   you brought this on yourself.    ❜  
❛   what happened here was out of my control...  ❜
❛   i- i didn't mean to hurt anybody...  ❜  
❛   how many are alive today, i wonder?  how many will be alive tomorrow?  ❜  
❛   your friends, dead. the world on fire. and you... alone.  ❜  
❛   you're a failure. finally, something we have in common.  ❜  
❛   welcome to hell. we've been waiting for you. ❜  
❛   someone has to pay for your crimes. who is it going to be? ❜  
❛   it takes a strong man to deny what's in front of him.  ❜  
❛   and if the truth is undeniable, you create your own.   ❜  
❛   we’ve all lived bad lives. we all sin.  ❜  
❛   forgive me, but... that's the problem. you don't know you.  ❜  
❛   the truth is that you're here because you wanted to feel like something you're not: a hero.  ❜  
❛   i'm here because you can't accept what you've done. it broke you.  ❜  
❛   you needed someone to blame, so you cast it on me: a dead person.  ❜  
❛    no matter what happens next, don't be too hard on yourself.   ❜  
❛    even now, after all you've done, you can still go home.  lucky you  ❜  
❛    and on you marched. and for what?  ❜  
❛   that guy? you shot that guy? i liked that guy...  ❜  
❛    he had a... dog... maybe? i didn't really know that guy.  ❜  
❛   you know nothing of life, my friend.  ❜  
❛   if you did, you would know the truth is whatever we wish it to be.  ❜
❛  how many people have you killed today?  ❜  
❛   there is no difference between what is right and what is necessary.  ❜  
❛   if you were a better person, you wouldn't be here.  ❜  
❛   you are still a good person.    ❜  
❛   can you even remember why you came here?  ❜  
❛    do you feel like a hero yet?  ❜  
❛   to kill for yourself is murder. to kill for your government is heroic. to kill for entertainment is harmless.  ❜  
❛    cognitive dissonance is an uncomfortable feeling caused by holding two conflicting ideas simultaneously.  ❜  
❛   you cannot understand, nor do you want to.  ❜  
❛   but this isn't real, so why should you care?  ❜
❛   we cannot escape anguish. it is what we are.  ❜  
❛   there is no escape.  ❜  
❛   life begins at the other side of despair.  ❜  
❛   no one can help you now.  ❜  
❛   collateral damage can be justified, if the gain outweighs the cost.  ❜  
❛   freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.   ❜  
❛   i exist and i find it nauseating.  ❜  
❛   you can't go home.  ❜  
❛    it seems that reports of my... survival... have been greatly exaggerated.    ❜  
❛    you're no savior.  your talents lie elsewhere.   ❜  
❛   i know the truth is hard to hear, but it's time.  ❜
❛   you're all that's left, and we can't live this lie forever.    ❜  
❛    if you don't mind me asking, what was it like? how did you survive all this?  ❜  
❛   ... who said i did?  ❜
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rdr2 starters
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❛   greek myths are best in explaining the very punishment that imbue our daily existence.  ❜  
❛   prometheus gave us light, and warmth, and eternal damnation.    ❜  
❛   and the awareness of our isolation for everything holy.  ❜
❛   it’s enough to make a man drink.  ❜  
❛   you know... it's not too late to repent.   ❜  
❛   in that case, i'm sure there's priests who will happily take your confession.  ❜  
❛   when i go, i hope they cover my grave with roses.  ❜  
❛   when i die, i just want to be buried with friends. ❜  
❛   face me to the west so i can watch the setting sun & remember all the fine times we had. ❜  
❛   reserving judgements is a matter of infinite hope.  ❜  
❛   i’ve lived a bad life.   ❜  
❛   we’ve all lived bad lives. we all sin.  ❜  
❛   forgive me, but... that's the problem. you don't know you.  ❜  
❛   whenever we happen to meet, you're always helping people and smiling.  ❜  
❛  i had a son... he passed away. ❜  
❛   i had a girl who loved me... i threw that away.  ❜  
❛    my momma died when i was a kid.    ❜  
❛    my daddy... well, i watched him die. and it weren't soon enough.  ❜  
❛    life is full of pain. but there is also love, and beauty. ❜  
❛   be grateful that for the first time, you see your life clearly. ❜  
❛    perhaps you could help somebody? helping makes you really happy. ❜  
❛   there is nothing to be afraid of.  ❜  
❛   take a gamble that love exists, and do a loving act. ❜
❛ killing in cold blood, revenge, we all do bad things, but...  ❜  
❛   listen to me. when the time comes... you gotta run and don't look back.  ❜  
❛   ...we ain't both gonna make it.  ❜  
❛   it would mean a lot to me... please.    ❜  
❛    all you can do now is decide the man you wanna be, for the time you have left.  ❜  
❛    i ain't looking for forgiveness... it ain't about that. ❜  
❛   don't forgive me... just take the money and get outta here, please.  ❜  
❛    i know i ruined your life. i suffer for it every day.  ❜  
❛   but... don't let yourself get killed for... for pride.  ❜  
❛   i’ve seen it kill too many folk.  ❜
❛   maybe when your mother is done mourning... i'll keep her in black, on your behalf.  ❜  
❛    maybe we should cut you open and count the rings of whiskey.  ❜  
❛   you speak as if killing is something i cared about.  ❜  
❛   look, just do one thing or another...not be two people at once. that's all i'm saying.  ❜  
❛   you was the sweetest little thing we ever saw...and the saddest.  ❜  
❛   it feels like... like our luck has turned... you know... and it ain't turning back.   ❜  
❛    be loyal to what matters.  ❜  
❛   you and me, we ain't decent... but those folk... they was.  ❜  
❛   this whole thing is pretty much done.    ❜  
❛   we're more ghosts than people.  ❜  
❛   despite my best efforts to the contrary... it turns out i've won.  ❜ 
❛  we can’t change what’s done. we can only move on.    ❜  
❛   i gave you all i had... i did.  ❜  
❛   i wish things were different.  ❜ 
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brooklyn 99 starters
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❛  the english language can’t fully capture the depth & complexity of my thoughts. ❜  
❛  i’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. winky face.  ❜
❛  with all due respect, i am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.  ❜  
❛  a place where everybody knows your name is hell. you’re describing hell. ❜  
❛  cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. no doubt, no doubt, no doubt.   ❜  
❛  if i die, turn my tweets into a book.  ❜  
❛  anyone over the age of six celebrating a birthday should go to hell. ❜  
❛  why don’t you just do the right thing and jump out of a window? ❜  
❛  i asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes. ❜  
❛  turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength.  ❜  
❛  the doc said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be. ❜  
❛  do you see me as a father figure? ❜  
❛  no. if anything i see you as a bother figure, because you're always bothering me. ❜  
❛  can you magically make everyone kind, sober, and fully dressed?  ❜  
❛  title of your sex tape.  ❜  
❛  piece of advice: just give up.  ❜  
❛  ok, no hard feelings, but i hate you. not joking. bye.    ❜  
❛   do you bring me joy? no, because you’re boring and you’re too hard. see ya.  ❜  
❛   good to see you. but if you’re here, who’s guarding hades? ❜  
❛  fine, but in protest, i’m walking over there extremely slowly! ❜  
❛   hi, (name), the human form of the 100 emoji. ❜  
❛  leave me a voice mail. i won’t check it ’cause it’s not 1993.  ❜  
❛  i was born for politics. i have great hair and i love lying. ❜
❛  the only thing i’m not good at is modesty, because i’m great at it.  ❜  
❛  thank you. your entire life is garbage.  ❜  
❛  i’m scared of businessmen. ❜  
❛  that's the worst part of both of those things.   ❜  
❛   hey! welcome to the murder.  ❜  
❛   are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up? ❜  
❛  if anything happened to them, i would kill everyone in this room and then myself.  ❜  
❛  i just forget stuff like a cool person.  ❜  
❛  yeah. i'd rather walk into the freezing ocean.  ❜  
❛  i never throw up. i just tell my stomach to deal with it. my body is terrified of me.  ❜
❛  huh. i'm surprised you're not celebrating inappropriately.  ❜  
❛  i don't slump, people. i opposite of slump. i pmuls. that's slump backwards.   ❜  
❛  it's been stressful, and it went so well. seriously, look at me, i cannot stop smiling.  ❜  
❛  i mean, you know how that sounds, right?  ❜  
❛  has anyone ever told you you look just like a statue?  ❜  
❛  ooh, someone's in trouble. it's me. i don't know why i did that.   ❜  
❛  you're smiling. it's very weird. like seeing a turtle out of its shell.  ❜  
❛  i've said "excuse me" more times this morning than i have in my entire life. twice! ❜  
❛  i'd make an amazing prostitute.  ❜  
❛  well, let's cancel the entire evening and try again next year.  ❜  
❛  curse my beautiful bubble butt.  ❜ 
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the great gatsby starters
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❛   angry, and half in love with them, and tremendously sorry.  ❜  
❛   so we drove on toward death through the cooling twilight.    ❜  
❛   i like large parties. they’re so intimate. at small parties there isn’t any privacy.  ❜
❛   i was within and without, simultaneously enchanted and repelled.  ❜  
❛   i couldn’t forgive him or like him.   ❜  
❛   it was all very careless and confused.  ❜  
❛   i wasn’t actually in love, but i felt a sort of tender curiosity. ❜  
❛   i usually find myself among strangers because i drift here and there. ❜  
❛   i drift here and there trying to forget the sad things that happened to me. ❜  
❛   reserving judgements is a matter of infinite hope.  ❜  
❛   you can’t repeat the past.   ❜  
❛   why, of course you can!  ❜  
❛   there are only the pursued, the pursuing, the busy and the tired.  ❜  
❛   i felt a haunting loneliness sometimes.  ❜  
❛   they were careless people.  ❜  
❛   they smashed things up and then retreated into their money.  ❜  
❛    and they let others clean up the messes they had created.    ❜  
❛    i think everything’s terrible anyhow.  ❜  
❛    i’ve been everywhere and seen everything and done everything. ❜  
❛   sophisticated—   god, i’m sophisticated! ❜  
❛    i am still a little afraid of missing something. ❜  
❛   whenever you feel like criticizing someone...  ❜  
❛   just remember that people in this world haven’t had the advantages that you’ve had. ❜
❛   you make me feel uncivilized.  ❜  
❛   can’t you talk about crops or something?  ❜  
❛   we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.  ❜  
❛   all i kept thinking about, over and over.    ❜  
❛    you can’t live forever; you can’t live forever.  ❜  
❛    it takes two to make an accident. ❜  
❛   you looked at me the way everyone wants to be looked at.  ❜  
❛   i am one of the few honest people that i have ever known.  ❜  
❛   ...and for a moment i thought i loved you.  ❜  
❛   i am slow-thinking and full of interior rules that act as brakes on my desires.  ❜
❛   do you ever wait for the longest day of the year and then miss it?  ❜  
❛   i’ve been drunk for about a week now.  ❜  
❛   you’re worth the whole damn bunch put together.  ❜  
❛   it’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.  ❜  
❛   his dream must have seemed so close that he could hardly fail to grasp it.  ❜  
❛   there was something gorgeous about him.   ❜  
❛   every one suspects themself of at least one of the cardinal virtues.  ❜  
❛   there is no confusion like the confusion of a simple mind… ❜  
❛   they must have looked up at an unfamiliar sky through frightening leaves.    ❜  
❛   their face was sad and lovely with bright things in it.  ❜  
❛   life is much more successfully looked at from a single window.  ❜  
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jaymes young starters
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INFINITY
❛   baby, this love, I'll never let it die.  ❜  
❛   can't be touched by no one.  ❜  
❛   i'm a mad man for your touch.  ❜  
❛   i'm gonna make this last forever.  ❜  
❛    'cause I love you for infinity.    ❜  
❛   oh, darling, my soul, you know it aches for yours.  ❜  
❛   you're the reason i believe in fate. ❜  
❛   i'll do anything to be your love, or be your sacrifice.  ❜  
❛   you’re my paradise.  ❜  
❛   meet me at the bottom of the ocean.  ❜  
❛   love isn't random, we are chosen.    ❜  
❛   we could wear the same crown.  ❜  
I’LL BE GOOD
❛   i thought I saw the devil, this morning.  ❜  
❛   with the warning to help me see myself clearer.  ❜  
❛   i never meant to start a fire.  ❜  
❛   i never meant to make you bleed.  ❜  
❛    i’ll be a better man today.    ❜  
❛    i’ll love the world like i should.  ❜  
❛   for all the times that i never could. ❜  
❛   my past has tasted bitter for years now.  ❜  
❛   so i wield an iron fist.  ❜  
❛   grace is just weakness.  ❜  
❛   or so i’ve been told.    ❜  
❛   i’ve been cold, i’ve been merciless.  ❜  
❛   the blood on my hands, it scares me to death.  ❜  
❛   maybe i’ll wake up today.  ❜  
❛   for all the light i’ve shut out.  ❜  
❛   for all the innocent things that i doubt.  ❜  
❛    for all the bruises i’ve caused in the tears.    ❜  
❛    for all the things that i’ve done all these years.  ❜  
❛   for all the times that i never could. ❜  
❛   for all the sparks that i’ve stomped out.  ❜  
❛   for all the good things that i doubt.  ❜  
❛   i’ll be good.  ❜  
HAPPIEST YEARS
❛   i’m really on the ropes this time.  ❜  
❛   i’ve been fighting all my life for you.  ❜  
❛   i never should have said goodbye.  ❜  
❛   but maybe that’s what stupid people do.  ❜  
❛    'cause you gave me peace.    ❜  
❛    and i wasted it.  ❜  
❛   i’m here to admit that you were my medicine. ❜  
❛   thank you for the happiest years of my life.  ❜  
❛   don’t think i could forgive myself.  ❜  
❛   i’m sorry for the ways i used to be.  ❜  
❛   i could care less right now.    ❜  
❛   you know, you hurt me pretty good, too.  ❜  
❛   we made each other bleed.  ❜  
❛   wake me up when they build that time machine.  ❜  
❛   i want to go back.  ❜  
❛   wake me up when you were sleeping next to me.  ❜  
❛   i really loved you.    ❜  
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