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Crystal Ballz
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evocation... eguh. anyways bye and good luck.
[a blast of lighting and thunder which shakes the ground hits me, but i have stayed]
... uh... maybe if i-
[a second, slightly less bright blast of lightning and thunder strikes me, which carries me back to my lair through passage of the sky]
[I appear in a blast of thunder and lightning, imposingly silhouetted by the reverberating light casting great shadow onto my front side]
apprentice! i have good news!
What news? Ooh, are we going to commit wizard crimes?
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"transphobe wizard" is kinda an oxymoron imo. anyways we're going to the obsidian badlands valley in two days to bomb a transphobic fetus altar, get yer stuff packed.
[I appear in a blast of thunder and lightning, imposingly silhouetted by the reverberating light casting great shadow onto my front side]
apprentice! i have good news!
What news? Ooh, are we going to commit wizard crimes?
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Idunno. Someone said we were killing transphobes, so that'll be cool. but i hope we also get to fight some really big humanoid thing. Like a uhh... Pit fiend. Or ooblex. Or half-giant.
[I appear in a blast of thunder and lightning, imposingly silhouetted by the reverberating light casting great shadow onto my front side]
apprentice! i have good news!
What news? Ooh, are we going to commit wizard crimes?
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We are going to commit wizard WAR crimes! Alongside skeletons! Cuz I hath been drafted into the skeleton war!
[I roll up my sleeves, revealing that my forearmed have became bones]
[I appear in a blast of thunder and lightning, imposingly silhouetted by the reverberating light casting great shadow onto my front side]
apprentice! i have good news!
What news? Ooh, are we going to commit wizard crimes?
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all evil wizards worth their salt destroy at least one major city per eon. everyone knows this.
hey, my hands arms most of me all of me are is bones, is this a bad thing?
hm?
no don't worry that just means you've been drafted to the skeleton war and they'll need you there by tomorrow
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im a skeleton arch-shadow wizard i don't need medicine
ok i woke up in a coffin wtf guys
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alright i was kind of meh on being drafted because that stinks but like. its the skeleton war. that's fuckin rad.
ok i woke up in a coffin wtf guys
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yeah I could probably just send a lightning storm down on a major elven city or smth.
though, the skeleton war is pretty metal, which is a plus.
hey, my hands arms most of me all of me are is bones, is this a bad thing?
hm?
no don't worry that just means you've been drafted to the skeleton war and they'll need you there by tomorrow
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@frogpantsthebloodgod this doctor told me I was drafted into the skeleton war. is this rad or nah?
ok i woke up in a coffin wtf guys
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the skeleton war?
hm...
on one hand, lots of death
on the other hand, no important death
on one hand, it's pretty cool
on the other hand, drafts are no good
this is tough...
hey, my hands arms most of me all of me are is bones, is this a bad thing?
hm?
no don't worry that just means you've been drafted to the skeleton war and they'll need you there by tomorrow
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fuck yeah, my flesh is back
nvm forgot to check before i talked, am still bones
Stupid council and their stupid order to practice my stupid healing magic for my stupid well-being
*Casts Healing Word. A blast of healing magic flows through the land healing myself and all life within a 25-kilometer radius to perfect health*
Seriously, healing magic is useless. I'd rather blow things up.
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can you direct me to the wizard clinic (i saw a sign somewhere but it's not fuckin there anymore)
ok i woke up in a coffin wtf guys
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well. i mean yeah.
ok i woke up in a coffin wtf guys
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my hands are bones who the HELL
ok i woke up in a coffin wtf guys
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The birds of wind consumed the sun and thus the sky will weep.
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i fuckin dare you, spirits of the judge and spirits of the jury. i dare you.
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