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PFP BY OLEANDERFEATHERSHe/Him • President of Autism • 08 • Born to “:3” forced to “wsg” • Sensitive to beautiful things (I will cry) •
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I was listening obsessively to "Confetti - Hot" so I made this silly sketch... I love me some half-monster Tom!! YEAH!! Crank him up to maximum shithead :]
I'm currently way too lazy to give it better anatomy, lineart and shading so ya'll have to suffer with me!! ♥
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I LOVE this guys.
And it gives me ideas for a Zombie apocalypse AU (guys the Eddsworld brain rot is consuming me)
Imagine a zombie apocalypse breaks out during the rise of Red Army. But IMAGINE, imagine Matt gets bit, but still maintains consciousness. Matt is a zombie, or at least has a strain of the virus, but is still pretty much human. Zombies don’t go after him.
AND MAYBE, maybe Matt could persuade and control some zombies. Obviously having a disease like that would mess with your mental EVERYTHING. So I can see Tord and Matt teaming up to take down other factions and maintain power.
and then, they kissed >:)
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Eddsworld Pirate AU
CW: Mentions of Violence, Death, Imprisonment, Implied torture
This drabble is not intended to portray ANY CHARACTER in a romantic way. This is just pirates and angst.
I just have some silly ideas okay guys GEEZ.
So red army, right? WRONG. More like red CREW!!! Tord is a pirate captain. Very infamous and feared across the seas. Known to be merciless and AWFUL.
Edd and Matt are part of a navy ship. Edd is the captain. They have a secret sea monster with them!
Tom is a sea monster. Idk what though. I was thinking maybe a siren or small kraken.
Edd knows that Tom is a monster, but Matt doesn’t. Tord has heard tales of a ship harboring a powerful creature, and the moment he comes across Edd’s ship, and sees a purple glint to Tom’s eyes, then he KNOWS he’s hit the jackpot.
Tord probably kills Edd’s entire crew in front of him, leaving only Matt and Tom.
What gives Tom away is he tries to turn into his monster form to fend off the ship from Tord.
Anyways, now Tom is in chains and a prisoner.
Tord wants Matt, Edd, and Tom to eventually join the crew.
Mostly wants Edd and Matt to join. Would rather use Tom as a weapon. A killing machine.
Lots of angst and torture for poor Tom
But he’s very defiant and it’s SO HARD to break him.
Tord would probably use Matt or Edd to keep Tom in line. Whenever Tom acts out, Edd or Matt would be the ones receiving a punishment for it, all in front of Tom. So there’s a guilt factor.
Turning his prisoners against each other for sure.
#eddsworld#fandom posting#pirate au#monster tom#red leader tord#ew matt#ew tord#ew tom#ew edd#eddsworld angst#eddsworld au
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t4t mad scientist girlfriends running a free bottom surgery clinic out of an abandoned applebees
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you might have a “medical degree” but i roleplayed as a medicine cat on a warrior cats forum in middle school so who’s more qualified here
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What do you think of this disgusting trash kitty! Has perfectly clean bed! And clean couch and human beds! Chooses to sleep in the trash!!!!!! Yuck!
Dumpster gremlin a horrible foul creature! No sense of cleanliness at all! Worth only a gross $3.66!
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Crazy kitty is hustling!!! Scandalous kitty!!
Big hustler on that grind! Earning big and hard, this kitty knows what's up! Buy now for a whole $67.23!
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Omg Finally a Pinned Post!!
Haiii guys I’m Jack!!! I post silly things sometimes.
I don’t have a master list yet, but maybe one day I will!!!
Fandoms I’m in:
Hazbin Hotel
Helluva Boss
Whump (is whump a fandom?)
Undertale
My Little Pony
The Walking Dead (Telltale Games)
Minecraft
I already have some posts, but I haven’t really tagged them properly. However, I’ll use common tags I use on THIS post so you can see.
Sillyposting = Random thoughts I might have and decide to post
Fandom posting = This has not been tagged correctly on all my posts, but it’s just me posting about thoughts I have regarding certain fandoms in in!
Whump = This has not been tagged correctly either! But it speaks for itself.
I’ll tag things better if I decide to make a series at some point.
#fandom posting#sillyposting#whump#Hazbin hotel#my little pony#fallout 4#helluva boss#the walking dead#Minecraft#undertale
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I LOVE talking I love saying things so much :3
Here is a thing I came up with during a silly rp when me and a friend were discussing Alastor and Husk’s dynamic. This is NOT romantic btw at ALL!!!!! Al just really really loves tormenting the kitty (cuteness aggression idk)
ALSO ALSO CW!!!
This little blurb contains: Body horror, broken bones, attempted murder, gore(??), just horrors in general.
So this is really early on in the contract. Husk lost his soul to Al, this being probably 15-20ish years ago, he was very cocky. He had heard the stories of the Radio Demon. He didn’t really understand how powerful he was. Didn’t understand the danger he was in, or the repercussions what would hit him in the face.
So, Husk worked up some money doing freelance bullshit, and was able to buy the tiniest little sliver of Angelic Metal, melted down to lace a small dagger which he kept holstered in his best.
He decided to try and negotiate his freedom with Al. He called Al to a meeting, requesting to talk about it or make some changes to the contract. Al humored him, because it was *entertaining* to see this asshole try to bargain in his way out of a contract. After listening and listening, Al just have a simple
“No.”
And this pissed Husk off SO BAD. And at the time, Al really didn’t suspect that Husk was anything but a coward. So when Husk lunged at him, it cause him so so so off guard. Of course, Alastor was easily able to block the attack, but didn’t realize another swing coming. The angelic knife barely nicked him on the shoulder, but blood trickled ever so slightly. And suddenly, static crackled through the air, and Husk’s paw was bent in an unnatural direction, dagger falling to the floor.
Everything afterwards happened so quickly. He could feel the binds of chains wrap around his neck, and it felt like the life was being sucked out of him. And suddenly, Alastor was like 10x bigger than before.
Husk tried to flap his wings, tried to resist what he thought would come next, only for a hand the side of his entire body to grab his wings, and with a crunch and a shriek, they were rendered useless.
But that wasn’t the end. Rage was quickly draining from the front Husk out up, his walls crumbling down to reveal primal, visceral terror as he was hoisted up by his wings like he was nothing. A portal opened beneath him, he was shoved inside. He couldn’t *breathe.* It felt like hot tar all over his body and in his lungs. He could see his fur, his skin flaking off. He could see and feel his own death over and over. He shrieked, only to hear it fed back to him through radio cover.
It only lasted a few seconds. Before he had time to process anything, he was on the floor again, now only seeing red polished shoes in front of him. He didn’t dare look up. He didn’t dare to fucking move.
#whump#wing whump#hazbin hotel#husk whump#husker#Alastor#husk is hurt#husk is scared#ao3 tagging on tumblr>>>#guys I’m sooooo normal about them#fandom posting#winged whumpee#nonhuman whump#Hazbin hotel angst
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WHY DOES NOBODY SEE THE POTENTIAL FOR WHUMPER ALASTOR AND WHUMPEE HUSKER PLEASE PLEASE WHY DOES NOBODY UNDERSTAND ME. WHY CAN NOBODY SEE CARETAKER ANGELDUST.
#hazbin hotel#Hazbin hotel whump#angel dust#huskerdust#husk whump#Alastor is a jerk#alastor#whump#fandom posting
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How much for this happy holiday kitty? She has partied hard and is tuckered out :3
The hardest of parties and the happiest of holidays really wears on a kitty after a while. That worn out kitty could be yours! Now only $15.35!
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HELLO GUYS this is for my FOLLOWERS ONLY (or if you’re new, what content would you like to see?)
Followers… what do you know me by..
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Vincent Charbonneau x Female Reader headcanons
He leaves you for a man
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:3
If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.
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