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brb going to our nearest mcdonalds
help my mcdonalds fry tasted funny am i being poisoned /hj
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i will fucking fight mcdonalds
help my mcdonalds fry tasted funny am i being poisoned /hj
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someone send in asks im bored lmao - mod nyx
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bitch im dead i literally cant age and i spent most of my afterlife in the cursed realm where time doesnt exist shut up
im telling dad you blew up the microwave bitch
good then hell finally get a new one like seriously this one shit but he still uses it bc idk like hes got money but he just doesnt replace stuff unless its really like properly broken
dad is just. a weird old man /pos
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IM NOT OLD IM 17 SHUT UP
im telling dad you blew up the microwave bitch
good then hell finally get a new one like seriously this one shit but he still uses it bc idk like hes got money but he just doesnt replace stuff unless its really like properly broken
dad is just. a weird old man /pos
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if i knew what technology was i would be able to verify that its shit but this is the first microwave ive ever used
i feel old now
im telling dad you blew up the microwave bitch
good then hell finally get a new one like seriously this one shit but he still uses it bc idk like hes got money but he just doesnt replace stuff unless its really like properly broken
dad is just. a weird old man /pos
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what the fukc kind of spoon makes a microwave crusty
why the fuck is the microwave crusty
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why the fuck is the microwave crusty
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maybe if i scream loud enough it’ll drown out the sounds of my childhood ringing through my mind
#morro#ninjago#ninjago morro#lego ninjago#tw abuse#tw abuse mention#sorta?? its vague enough but still - mod nyx
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im not i tried to eat an apple and burnt my mouth bc its juicy and then i made pasta
i forgot i cant eat apples ow my mouth is burning
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ok thanks wish me luck
quick question before i burn the house down how long should i microwave pasta for
8-12 minutes though its different depending on how much you have thats pretty much good for most things
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i forgot i cant eat apples ow my mouth is burning
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YOUD THINK YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO REMEMBER WHO YOU FOUGHT BUT NO APPARENTLY YOUR MEMORY IS JUST THAT BAD HUH SMHH /nm/lh/t
also did you summarize when you fought me because if its innacurate i will punt you into the sun /hj
someone tell @hisui-no-senshi to stop asking me history questions
i might have been born years ago but that doesnt mean im a textbook do your own homework bitch
#im just sitting here like this is fine 😃 /j - mod nyx#ninjago#lego ninjago#morro#ninjago morro#ninjago tornado#i forgot that tag so many times help - mod nyx
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the next time you ask me what the names of the two people who betrayed the alliance are i am going to steal your candy fuck you and your attention span /nm
someone tell @hisui-no-senshi to stop asking me history questions
i might have been born years ago but that doesnt mean im a textbook do your own homework bitch
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someone tell @hisui-no-senshi to stop asking me history questions
i might have been born years ago but that doesnt mean im a textbook do your own homework bitch
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for the longest time i thought cocky was short for confident
im good at math, not english
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people one day decided broken bones were hot since they were primarily worn by women i guess
the difference between corsets when i was alive and now is extreme
at least my back wont die this time
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