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This blog is dedicated to Jaskier and The Amazing Devil. Come yell with me. This is a side blog to my main account silver-rayne. Header title is from the song The Old Witch Sleep and The Good Man Grace by the one and only "The Amazing Devil"
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it’s been a million years and i now have a stockpile of jaskier art from twitter i might as well upload here, enjoy jaskier singing blossoms at geralt
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no one :
literally not a single soul :
me : so anyway, about the amazing devil,
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i bring you salty jaskier, part 2
#feral bard#jaskier#julian alfred pankratz#being done with Geralts shit#sunshine bard#geralt of rivia#netflix's the witcher#we stan salty jask
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#fuck
The Witcher (2019-)
#jaskier is my spirit animal#the witcher#jaskier#the witcher netflix#sunshine bard#dandelion#julian alfred pankratz
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Happy Birthday to Joey Batey. His art, his music, his lyrics, and his him-ness has been a true bright spot in the last two years. Putting appreciation and best wishes out there into the universe for him. ✨
#im a little late but i can't not say it#happy birthday Joey Batey#joey batey#jaskier#the amazing devil
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yennefer + tenderly touching geralt and jaskier (hugging them, cradling their faces, clutching and squeezing their arms)
#this season really awakened my OT3 spirit#look how soft they are#geraskefer#the witcher#the witcher netflix#jaskier x geralt x yennefer#yennefer of vengerberg#jaskier#julian alfred pankratz#dandelion#sunshine bard#geralt#geralt of rivia
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I really hate that I can't follow from a side blog. If you get a follow from silver-rayne it's me! I use this blog a lot more than that one.
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The Witcher
Season 2
Official Trailer
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I've been gone for a while and it took me a bit in the chaos of life to catch up with season 2, but I'm back now!! Let's see if I can revive this blog lol
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Rewatching The Witcher and its so weird to me that 'Toss A Coin to your Witcher' is where it started and now I'm listening to shit like 'The Old Witch Sleep and the Good Man Grace' and going absolutely feral.
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Ok but once Lambert and Eskel manage to get Geralt drunk enough to tell them exactly what happened with Jaskier they both immediately know what has to be done.
And since Lambert's involved the plan becomes a scheme, which becomes a wager.
Eskel and Lambert are both going to spend the season looking for the bard and whoever finds him brings him to Kaer Morhen and claims victory (and if it makes Geralt's winter a live-in intervention than it's just an added bonus)
The only problem is that Geralt was never very forth coming on what exactly Jaskier looks like outside of his apparent eye-sore of a fashion sense (And sure, Geralts one to talk), and even with his growing renoun, neither of the other wolves have met him.
So the path has become a wild goose chase / bard hunt. (They both learn pretty quick that a process of elimination can be applied where they sorta just silently approach any over-dressed- lute-baring bard and wait for the smell of fear to tell them this is not the bard they're looking for)
When winter rolls around, both Eskel and Lambert return with a bard in tow.
Eskel with Jaskier and Lambert with Valdo Marx.
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What if Geralt gets cursed by a mage and suddenly becomes very loving and affectionate towards Jaskier. Staring at him softly, calling him nice words, kissing his hands. Jaskier thinks it's a love spell. And although he himself is actually in love with the Witcher, he knows he has to break the curse.
He manages to find Yennefer and asks her to break the curse. Yennefer raises an eyebrow at the way Geralt leans into Jaskier's personal space, nuzzling the side of his face. "Please." Jaskier begs, pushing Geralt away with a pained expression.
Yennefer agrees, shaking her head sympathetically. "Alright".
She leads Geralt away to another room, in order to examine him. Jaskier sits on a chair beside the door, fumbling with his hands nervously.
Finally, Yennefer returns, looking slightly shook up. Jaskier jumps to his feet, taking a step closer to her.
"What happened?"
Yennefer meets his gaze and offers him a small, knowing smile.
"It's not a love spell, bard".
"Then what it is?? Is he gonna be okay?".
"Yeah, he'll be alright. It should wear off in a few minutes".
"Thank Gods. What was it then?"
Yennefer's smile grows bigger.
"A truth spell".
#back on my bullshit LOL#geraskier#geralt z rivii#geralt/jaskier#geralt x jaskier#witcher netflix#the witcher#dandelion#julian alfred pankratz#jaskier#witcher yennefer#yennefer of vengerberg
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Thank you to @thoughts-of-a-normal-girl for your ask, which inspired this comic!
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Geralt, after Jaskier gets into his fourth bar fight only in the last week.
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Freya Allan in Making the Witcher, August 2020
#I hate that it's true#But i also love it#The witcher#The witcher netflix#Jaskier#julian alfred pankratz#geralt of rivia
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So this blog has kind of exploded lately and I'm so happy all of you are enjoying it! But I feel like I should apologize for not being active lately. My life kind of imploded and I just haven't had the energy. I'm hoping to regain my muse soon! Just know that I adore every single one of you and all the likes, reblogs, and new followers mean a lot to me.
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⭐ Geraskier AU! ⭐
Geralt is a professional gamer and IT Man (with a love for horses)
Jaskier is a professor of classics and semi successful musician (From a horsey family)
Together, somehow they make it work.
(this is inspired by my current rp with @tastytozier)
((I'm taking requests!))
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