i lied the compliments are very nice too and im in love with you

hey. did you know that YOU 🫵 are amazing. <3

THANK YOU........... u are also. So Cool. can you come over and kill the guy playing sick beats at full volume on the train though

hey could y'all do me a favour?

Reblog if you're okay with "weird" compliments on your stuff!

things like "biting this" and such

Oh you have a cock? Prove it. Take multiple pictures from multiple angles, hard and soft, hanging loosely and you holding it in your hand. Also I wanna make sure it's working properly so post a couple videos of you nutting. Make sure to take a few pics of you squeezing your balls too just to enforce the idea ☺️

small leave me alone

WHO SENT ME THE COCK COPYPASTA

1 layer coloring save me.... save me 1 layer coloring

held him down, broke his neck

taught him a lesson he wouldn't forget

I was recently sexually propositioned by the platonic idea of femaleness; and I said sorry but I'm not into women; and it said it doesn't HAVE the trait of being female, it IS the trait of being female, fucking it would be like fucking a piece of paper with the word woman on it; and i said that doesn't sound particularly pleasurable; and it said that wasn't a description, it was just an analogy to demonstrate that us having sex would not be incompatible with my nongynephilia; and i said you know all this gender stuff aside, doesn't it seem kinda problematic for a form to have sex with a being, like, you've existed for thousands of times longer than i have; and it said that its not the same concept of femaleness that existed thirty years ago, gender norms are constantly changing; and i said so what us beings are constantly changing too but we still count our ages from when we were born; and it flipped me off and called me a puriteen.

🌻

Lizzy. Haven’t drawn her in a while and I miss her

funny how when i boop u here it's a black paw and when i boop ur side blog it's an orange paw. calico coded

this is the highest possible compliment & everything i aspire to be

i am not one for posting pics usually but happy tdov from ur local "physically can carry around all my friends" guy

(any pronouns / transmasculine & genderfluid)

Miah!

'You really just can't fuckin' quit me, can you?' Vitali scoffed, nostrils flaring on exhale and the smoke of his cigarette stung in his nose as his eyes followed Nick's frantic pacing back and forth through the tunnel. 'Assuming I ever was addicted to you in the first place,' he said in return, tilting his head up in defense when Nick's gaze snapped in his direction. 'It means nothing anymore, Nick— you ruined everything for me. There is nothing left for us now.'

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lil guy. look at my lil guy. what did he get himself into this time.

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compilation of self portraits this year so far

Klara: "Okay but explain quickly, I still need to finish my workout."

Toby, who just came to explain something he found related to Klara's work, but has now lost his train of thought: "Um. 😳"

(based on the idea i've had abt something that happens in the beginning of their friendship teeheeee)

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