Wouldn’t it be nice to be a worm

just soft and wriggly and eating dirt

no bones

i think so

I just think that a fish with little toesies would be kinda cute idk you could take it for walks and it would pitter-patter

if the ending of hotel for dogs doesn’t make you sob uncontrollably in your bathtub I’m sorry but you’re wrong

ok but for the longest time I thought neil degrasse tyson was mike tyson and I only just learned this year while studying astronomy that he his not, in fact, a pro boxer

wait if im lactose intolerant is the land of milk and honey the land of soy milk and honey? or is it just honey? do they provide the lactaid or will I just pollute the promised land with my raging diarrhea for all eternity

ricky is short for richard but so is dick so basically the parents of nicky ricky dicky and dawn in the TV series nicky ricky dicky and dawn named their children nicholas richard richard and dawn and that’s going to keep me up at night for another week