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vamporphyric · 6 days

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BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!

26/04. my birthday :33 hip hip hooray! hurrah! huzzah!!! have aska holding chocolate cake

#birthday #my persona #my sona #sona art #art #my art #haaappy biryhday to meeee #happybbiirthday to meeee #happy birthday dear muh-eeeeeee #haaaaaaaapppybbiiiiiiiiirrrthdaaaaaaayyyy #tooo meeeeeeeeeeeeeee #can i get a huzzah in the chat

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vamporphyric · 7 days

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two days.

#;)

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vamporphyric · 13 days

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quick thing of jar

#hollkuyyyy shut absolute eye candy im screamjuung #prev tags are so real though...!!!!!#like hes a creep. hes a weirdooo #what the hell is he doing he? he dont belong hSorry. Sorry my Demons #but like yeah EXACTLY you cant just. forget abiut the things he did!!!!#he did really bad things he is not a good person #good character? definitely #good person? god no #his trauma is not an excuse.......!!!!! for the shit he did #uhm anyways ramble over #everyone go home. go home everyone

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vamporphyric · 15 days

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Basic advertisement bc I'm feeling I'm running dry on art ideas(for DFTM LOL), so i am opening requests! All will be presented without inclusion of your username, so we're all perfectly anonymous! Just follow the rules on the paper, ok?

Feat my fursona LMFAO

#i might. request #purrhaps...... purrhaps #if i dont chicken out at the last minute i will probably #SOMEONE GO REQUEST!!!

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vamporphyric · 15 days

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last post flopped so bad but whatever. my favourite scps. my favourite little guys. yay

#scp foundation #scp #scp fandom #scp 2030 #scp 2852 #fanart #art #my art #cannot get these losers out of my mind #cicada boy... save me..

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vamporphyric · 18 days

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my demons. they took over

#don't feed the muse #muse arg #happy meat farms #alex bale #jared warrenheim #fanart #art #my art #i am NOT tagging homestuck #WOMP WOOOMP FUCK HOMESTUCK/ref #i might make more #maybe maybe not. i dunno

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vamporphyric · 22 days

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Tumblr Sexyman Of The Day #194

Jared Warrenheim (Alex Bale, 2022)

Art By @just-some-normal-jessica!

List Of Archetypes

Twisted Freaking Cycle Path

Glowing Eyes

Nonhuman

Monster Features

Villain

4th Wall Blurring

Angst

Parental Issues

Chaoslord

Distinctive Voice

Eldritch

Mad Scientist (?)

Mysterious

Neurodivergent Coded

Obscured Face

Pathetic

Unkempt

Grime

Quotable Catchphrase

Submitted By @ren-is-real!

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vamporphyric · 25 days

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love this guy <3

[in luigi voice] guess what my favourite colour is!!!!11!1!! :3 (you’ll never know /j)

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vamporphyric · 27 days

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havent posted in a while uhm. have a jared. yapping under the cut

SO UUHMMM i am a big flower language slash symbolism nerd. there is intent behind all of those flowers and today i am going to nerd out about that intent because YAY!!!!!!! hip hip hooray uhm. idk how to segway into this next paragraph just please bear with me here okay

so uhmmm. the flowers jared's holding in his hand are bird's foot trefoil and theyyyyy symboliiiiiise revenge n shit yeah n you know how jared. jared he uhhh he he killed his verbally abusive mom LMAO womp womp uhhh. yeah

those big poofy pom-pom flowers with the petals that look like pencil parings r carnations and theyre YELLOW so theyre yellow carnations which surprise! greatly changes the meaning of em. usually carnations symbolise love n devotion n all that jazz but YELLOW carnations symbolise rejection. jareds been rejected all his life basically thus explaining why theres a shit ton of carnations surrounding him so like yeah yeah ok

the other flowers are dandelions and rather than them being used in this little doodle i diddled by their literal symbolism i uhm. i put them in there because they are considered weeds!!! we all know what weeds are but ill explain what they are anyways weeds are basically just. unwanted plants. and jared is definitely unwanted methinks. and also jared smokes weed duh

that last part was a joke jared does NOT smoke weed. probably. maybe. unless?

end of yapping

#don't feed the muse #muse arg #happy meat farms #alex bale #jared warrenheim #fanart #art #my art #btw in the middle of drawing this i realised that #this kind of looks like something from undertale #like the cutscenes that r in yellow ykyk #especially with the flowers #wooaaaaaahhhhhohohohh story of muse arg #i fell from the liight #feed? or should i fight?#world dom in at ion #this is my muse arg #okay ill stop now

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vamporphyric · 27 days

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been working on this for a while. did you know? today is antonio's canon birthday! (april 3rd) he WOULD be 30 if... yanno. All that didn't happen.

#SHIIIIT DUDE HE SHARES A BIRTH MONTH W ME....#happy bday antonio #hip hip hooray!

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vamporphyric · 1 month

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don't feed the mew-se :3 aka everyone as cats BECAUSE I CAN!

#screaming crying going insane #cats..... kitty cats.....#i love these designs they make me want to EXPLDOE!!!!!#in a good way of course #hoohoohoo...........

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vamporphyric · 1 month

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changing my layout on discord to be homestuck-themed because someone timed me out for a whole WEEK for talking about homestuck i am fueled by spite and rage

#i know they're following me #i know this will show up on their dash #but like. idgaf

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vamporphyric · 1 month

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MARK MAYHEW!!