Congratulations, game. You really did subvert my initial expectations with the really-not-all-that-horny vampire and the totally sensible weed Dad figure and Mr. Gale "I'm totally into the fact you haven't taken in a bath in 2 weeks and I read a book about about being turned on by deadly danger and let's have astral projection 4-way sex with only 2 people in outer space and you look good jogging around the city in strappy bondage gear" Dekarios.

Not complaining. I was just surprised, that's all. I love having my expectations subverted.

That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

god but like. the moment that like one of the Happy Huntresses casually refers to Emerald as a Huntress while they’re all doing some routine keeping-the-refugees-alive stuff and Em is just like NO????? I’M NOT?????

Joanna: “girl you’ve been a huntress for like, weeks now” Emerald: “NO????” May: “yeah” Fiona: “yep” Emerald: “I USED TO BE EVIL I CAN’T BE A HUNTRESS” May: “literally like half the huntresses we have used to be atlas military hon” Emerald: “NO!!!!!” Fiona: “you’re like. one of the best huntresses we have you’re a pleasure to work with and people look up to you and like you” Emerald: “SHUT UP I CAN’T BE A HUNTRESS. YOU HAVE TO HAVE A DEGREE” Nora: “dude I’m a dropout no one cares” Emerald: “I ONLY WENT TO HUNTRESS SCHOOL TO TRY AND DESTROY IT” Nora: “robyn make her a huntress” Robyn: “using the power invested in me as the acting mayor of the city of new mantle I hereby declare you to be a huntress” Emerald: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

apparently i can't add videos in rbs of posts so. here's today wip. im actually having so much fun animating but i should probably break bc my wrist is starting to hurt (;-_-)

i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

does 1 (one) task and i’m done for the rest of the day. productivity complete. life won. ignoring the twenty other tasks i need to do. got 99 problems and i’m ignoring them all.

I am super against light pollution, and have been for decades

but I am also super annoyed by the way it's framed as "without light pollution you can see how beautiful the night sky is" way more prominently than it's framed as "hey, did you ever stop to think of how much energy/resources/money are literally wasted by having so much light shine up into the sky?"

so people get the idea that light pollution can only be remedied by eliminating all night-time light, which would make being outside at night very inconvenient, instead of by making night-time light shine only on the ground where, y'know, the people who need it are

I'm not a FIRST member, but I wanted to spread the word. The official Rooster Teeth shutdown date has been announced. May 15 is when it all goes down. One month from today.

This is your absolute LAST CHANCE to save ANYTHING from Rooster Teeth you may want to keep, whether it be RWBY, Red vs Blue, Camp Camp, et cetera. If you have any unfinished business, take care of it NOW. Once the calendar hits the 15th, the axe falls.

And just so you know, this is NOT me raising the RWBY white flag. Not even close. I'm not giving up hope anytime soon. Even when the site goes down, we still can't give up. The only time we can ever give up is when Kerry comes out and tells us it's over. And seeing how passionate he and the rest of CRWBY are about this series, that's not going to happen until they have exhausted EVERY option.

Anyway, just wanted to let you all know. May 15 is when the guillotine comes down. Do whatever you need to before then.

some people live their lives without even being obsessed with some guy. if you call that living

why did he say this

“and Jaune” killed me every time

You realize this means Neptune spent several minutes dressing up as Qrow and doing a Qrow impression TO Qrow yeah? And he actually waited patiently through the whole thing.

I HAVE BIRBS. AND THEODORE. AND THE SUMMER MAIDEN WHO IS KEPT A SECRET BECAUSE OF COURSE THEY WOULD.

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Makoto "I turned the male love interest into a chair to make it less heterosexual" Shinkai