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pov: you're on a date with imallexx. this is his smile when he tells you he just poisoned your food. you now have ten minutes left to live. 💗💖💕🥺💜
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petition for a compilation of george memeulous's real laugh
you know the one.
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can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~"
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Would you mind clarifying what you meant when you said you’d be writing fics? Do we request like drabbles, imagines, headcanons? PS commentary crew does not have NEAR enough writers in its fanbase Thank You for joining the good fight :)
absolutely anything!! I mean no smut for now at least...but anything!
also ikr??? decided to up the number of fics there...i need more feels from those boys lmao
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Reblog if you like the commentary community and its ok for people to message you and start a conversation
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the reddit crew as john mulaney gifs
(i’ve seen this done multiple times before with different people/characters! i don’t know who the author of this trend is, so if you do please let me know so i can give them credit! also, i found most of these gifs on google, so credit to the owners of them!)
Wildspartanz:
Hooverr:
FPSDiesel:
Bluesdank:
Kingani:
Kwite:
Kappa Kaiju:
Quackity:
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Pyrocynical:
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commentary crew community!!
so like. im thinking about writing fics for some of the guys we love (and Ani if requested). Particularly, Alex, George, da other Alex, Aksel, n James and Will but only if requested cause i feel weird doing that for peeps in relationships. anyway send!! requests!!
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WELL THAT WAS A LONG AS TIME BUT YA GIRLS OUT OF THE MENTAL HOSPITAL N HEALTHY LUUUUUVVVV
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@bigdirtyhoodie @dukesnumber1
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This just in:
Everyone from the reddit/commentary crew radiates big dumb bitch energy.
Except Ani.
She is good and doing her best.
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@bigdirtyhoodie @dukesnumber1
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stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman
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How to date your guardian angel
Find out if you have a guardian angel.
Look for signs. White feathers, flashes of light, or symbols in the clouds.
If you find a white feather, do not keep it or you will scare her.
Do not play hard to get. Play easy to catch. Jump off a building
Your guardian angel usually disappears immediately after saving you.
Never wear perfume.
Gradually make your activities more dangerous. She loves danger. Start off slow. Keep her coming back for more.
After a few times, she will linger around a little longer to rebuke you. Catch her off-guard. Ask her out.
There is also a possibility she is very annoyed and filed the necessary paperwork to be assigned to someone else. Carefully assess if you still have a guardian angel before doing anything dangerous.
If she wants to go on a date with you, go do something dangerous. She will most likely tell you she will not be protecting you to test your courage. Do not worry. She will always protect you. I suggest you go cloud jumping.
Ask her out on a second date.
Avoid danger for some time. Let her wonder.
Smell your pillow. If it smells heavenly, she was definitely there last night.
As time goes by, and you have avoided danger for long enough, she will start appearing for things that are not dangerous at all. ‘Food poisoning’ or ‘the road is slippery’ are often used excuses. In such cases, ask her out for dinner, or let her ride shotgun.
Ask if you may hold her hand. Feel how your heart grows warmer almost instantly.
Tell her about yourself. Ask her questions. Have fun.
Lean in for a kiss. When you close your eyes and touch her lips, a million stars will fall inside your head. You can now make a wish. She knows this. Wish to see her again. She will smile and give you another kiss.
Note: this guide applies to all guardian angels - Bob
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when i see girls hating on astrology i’m like ….is he around? is your man making you say this ? lmk when the coast is clear and i’ll send you your chart babe
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