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how to fail at everything you ever even, a novel by me
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The first lesson in sex ed class should be how much money it costs to care for a child.
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cancelled in 2017: cheating, side ho culture, bragging about fucking someone elses partner
hot trends for 2017: being faithful, getting engaged and/or married, respecting peoples relationships, and also beating up bitches who think being a side chick is cool and fun
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Void Juice®
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(via AustintatiousT)
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Once self driving cars are common, get ready for that really creepy first news story about a guy who died in the car, and it just kept driving him across the country.
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This is so me
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If we date I’m going to always want to hear about your day and kiss you on you forehead
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In attempts to get Teka to stop chewing at my books, I put on some dance music.
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his face emitted gamma rays and everyone that was in that audience died the next day
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