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unserezeitistjetzt · 1 year
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dyké (pronounced “decay”)
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unserezeitistjetzt · 1 year
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being in your 20s is just like thinking ''im 19'' and then realizing you are not actually 19 anymore...
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unserezeitistjetzt · 2 years
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Chris really put his whole Pineussy into his dwd performance only for the entire movie to be ruined by pointless drama caused by their horrible director
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unserezeitistjetzt · 2 years
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I’ve been waiting a year to post this
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unserezeitistjetzt · 2 years
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how is no one talking about bbc's dance mat typing (i'm 20)
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Hold on, this is fascinating. Reblog this and tell me in the notes how old you are and if you ever had typing lessons.
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unserezeitistjetzt · 2 years
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Very important please answer
Me and my friend are fighting about this and I need to turn to the general public. Please rank yourself on this scientific scale for your opinion on oranges (not tangerines or members of the orange family or orange flavored things, strictly a classic orange)
1) Love oranges
2) Like oranges
3) Kind of like oranges
4) Orange neutral
5) Kind of dislike oranges
6) Dislike oranges
7) Hate oranges
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unserezeitistjetzt · 2 years
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Animated butterflies by Eleanor Lutz ♡
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unserezeitistjetzt · 2 years
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I'm curious whether this is just a tiktok person thing or a general online person thing: do you guys take pictures/videos of yourself when you cry
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unserezeitistjetzt · 2 years
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unserezeitistjetzt · 2 years
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i love you chick flicks i love you mean girls i love you legally blonde i love you miss congeniality i love you 13 going on 30 i love you dirty dancing i love you devil wears prada i love you love & basketball i love you clueless i love you freaky friday i love you bring it on i love you she’s the man i love you a cinderella story
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unserezeitistjetzt · 2 years
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the most perfect and correct answer to #23 of my bug ask list has been found by my partner
Q: if you could rename any bug, which one and what would you call it?
A: replace any "lesser" or "common" in bug names with "special little"
examples:
special little Eastern bumblebee (Bombus impatiens)
special little appleworm (Grapholita prunivora)
special little brown scorpion (Isometrus maculatus)
all in favor please like and reblog
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unserezeitistjetzt · 2 years
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unserezeitistjetzt · 2 years
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another heavy handed symbolism moment: my mom has a potted sunflower in the kitchen. because it is a sunflower, it keeps turning towards the light from the window. my mother keeps rotating it so it faces inward because she wants "to see its beautiful petals and have it really brighten up the space!" . the sunflower is visibly wilting .
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unserezeitistjetzt · 2 years
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I think Americans need to understand how normal it is in other countries to have extremely limited hours of operation to ensure the sanity and health of workers are kept in tact. We are so accustomed and entitled to demanding people’s time that we forget that they’re… y’know… people
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‘No matter what, I still want to be here with you. I will always, ALWAYS, want to be here with you.’
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unserezeitistjetzt · 2 years
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dr who is kind of existentially terrifying in the sense of "what if you could get taken basically anywhere in spacetime, but you keep getting taken to britain"
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unserezeitistjetzt · 2 years
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reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about
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